What do BOBS do when they arent driving?

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They are making a plan to kill me. So they can take over the game.
 
nissman
They are making a plan to kill me. So they can take over the game.
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Mine too... Especially after I banned Dino Ferrari from driving anything other than the Ferrari California because he totaled the Enzo
 
They seize to exist when not needed.
 
I have 5 bobs.
The first one goes to school for me
The second one makes my homework
The third one hangs out with my friends
The fourth one does my job
The fifth one posted this comment

In the meantime, I'm playing GT5 24/7 👍
 
Be our crew chief so we are their Bobs.
 
They escape to the other games we play and get their revenge ...

Azazel in Tekken = Bob

That cop who shot you dead in GTAIV = Bob

The pedestrian car that Jericho throws at you in the penultimate level of Driver San Francisco = Bob
 
Bobs are really a secret society of tame racing drivers who gave up vocal speech and express themselves by driving... All mistakes made in driving are done on purpose... I'm great friends with my bobs... Oh darn I said too much, the great Stig will punish me for this... Oh great and powerful Stig, please go easy on me!
 
Crochet. Gotta make sweaters for baby Bob's.
 
They are drinking petrol while they sit in each of their own X2011 waiting to make some few millions...
 
They gamble away all the money they earned from remote racing in poker tournaments.
 
Spinning an X2010's tires against the back of my garage door.

Mating with the pit crew.

Wondering what happens when they have to pee.

Asking the mechanic what to do when they finally have to (another reason to be depressed)

Aaaaaaaaand finally!
Trying to figure out how fuel actually gets in the car even though the guy fueling the car never actually touches the nozzle to the car...
 
All my Bobs go out in drag when they arent racing. And Im not talking about a quarter mile drag.
 
They have their own forum website and spend all their time complaining about completely unrealistic human drivers who if they were actually any good would be real race drivers. :):):)
 
Tired Tyres
They have their own forum website and spend all their time complaining about completely unrealistic human drivers who if they were actually any good would be real race drivers. :):):)
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Hahaha! Brilliant! They probably play Need For Speed so they can DERP and get away with it lol.
 
Benjibum77
I've often wondered what our Bobs get up to when they aren't tearing around the track obeying our every command. And wondered what yours get up to off piste!

I've a feeling mine is into quilting and cross stitch, and could often be seen on the pit wall putting together a bed spread for his Nan.

Also I think I saw mine in Asda the other day, but didn't want to embarrass myself and say hi incase it wasn't him!
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They do nothing as they are not real, I think you need to get out more mate :)
 
They create and send junk e-mail
 
No wait, one of my bobs seems to have a girlfriend.
 
mrkevans
They do nothing as they are not real, I think you need to get out more mate :)
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Don't be a killjoy now... just a little fun along the lines of 'Stig Facts' 👍
 
I have 6 Bobs and 1 is a girl. So when they are not racing, the other 5 try to get her in bed. Quite annoying when you try to get them to race while they are chatting her up xD
 
Two of my Bobs are in Gimp outfit including masks and gag balls. They are currently tied up in madam whiplash's basement.
 
They run remote races. Forever.
 
They have to walk round the course when you suspend a race, resetting all the cones. And they have to rake the sandtraps, like bunkers in golf.
 
Some say the have wives and children, sometimes they hit the wall next to an open door.
All we know is ... THEY PLAINLY SUCK!
 
I feel that mine are planning a dastardly plan to kill me because I raced them in 6 Nurburgring four hours in a row. In an X1.
 
CARCRASH
I feel that mine are planning a dastardly plan to kill me because I raced them in 6 Nurburgring four hours in a row. In an X1.
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Nah, they are getting threats from the 11 other teams of bobs, so make sure that the x1 is safe....
 
They hang out with Jeff Gordon. "Remember, the car is heavy."
 
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