What does a car say about its driver?

[Sage Ages]

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"

 

[Turbo]

Middle-class, republican father of five living in a semi-rural area, who pleasures fishing, hunting and outdoor activities.

1997 Infiniti QX4

 

[Sage Ages]

30-something mother of three who wanted something with leather.

 

[ToyGTone]

I'm a JDM fanboy for life but Rotary Engine is too unreliable so I threw an LS instead.

Pontiac Firefly

 

[Sage Ages]

"I really wish I had air conditioning right now."

 

[ToyGTone]

I couldn't afford a Toyota Celica at the time.

 

[Turbo]

"Vtec is lyfe, bro."

2002 Mercedes-Benz CL 600

 

[Sage Ages]

"I was going to buy an S-Class, but the divorce happened and she got the kids."

 

[RVDNuT374]

I need to break through the wall in order to access Big Smoke's crack palace.

1988 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe:

 

[Turbo]

I am simply too old and not redneck enough for an SVO Foxbody.

2017 Mitsubishi Mirage

 

[ScottPuss20]

I just got my drivers license. And I'm female.

 

[ToyGTone]

Car Collection bro

 

[Turbo]

Ignoring that one and starting over...

2012 Kia Rio5

 

[Roger the Horse]

^ I am a human being of unknown gender or nationality who drives a car which I use for commuting and/or shopping trips, as well as other occasions such as visiting friends or family.

 

[TenEightyOne]

"Keep blowing until I tell you to stop".

 

[TheCracker]

I bought this old Volvo because i thought it would be safe. Now i'm paraplegic due to a frontal collision with a Smart Four Two.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

I crashed the car on a date with a girl from back in the day. I remember the car and crash vividly; I don't remember the girl nor her name.

 

[Turbo]

"I couldn't afford a proper muscle car".

2007 VW Jetta Fahrenheit Edition

 

[Obelisk]

Burns books for the greater good. 451.

references ftw

 

[Roger the Horse]

I don't understand the laws of physics or what an estate car is.

 

[Turbo]

"European dad with two kids, but too hipster to buy a CX-5".

Mazda5

 

[05XR8]

"Fits my two Irish Setter show dogs, the border collie mix, the ridgeback and cockerpoodleschnauzer. My husband follows in his car."

 

[TexRex]

"Fits my two Irish Setter show dogs, the border collie mix, the ridgeback and cockerpoodleschnauzer. My husband follows in his car."

Apart from the breeds, that would have been shockingly applicable when my wife had hers.

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

 

[Turbo]

"Wrangler prices have inflated so much".

 

[saidaouita]

"Trump will make America great again."

 

[Turbo]

"I'm a 55 year old conservative-leaning male, I make just over $100k in a year, my kids are all grown, I bought this to haul around equipment from Home Depot runs and so my dog can see out the windows while on rides to the park".

Fiat 500 1957 Edition

 

[MisterWaffles]

Middle-upper class suburban father who bought it for his daughter's 16th because he thought it looked cute.

 

[Turbo]

Middle-upper class suburban father who bought it for his daughter's 16th because he thought it looked cute.

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"The Prius is too strange looking and I also can't afford a Tesla".

Audi SQ5

 

[Roger the Horse]

I don't know how to Audi S3. Also my German car is British racing green.

 

[05XR8]

"I use it to carry cardboard boxes full of groceries, to stock up my corner store."

Apart from the breeds, that would have been shockingly applicable when my wife had hers.


"I live my life a quarter mile at a time."

It's literally my wife's Aunt, just replace the Mazda with a small Holden wagon.
...and my mistake, I thought your caption read, 'I live my life a quart of oil at a time'".