What does a car say about its driver?

[sumbrownkid]

ROBIN:

Who stole my fourth wheel?

Ohh wait a minute....


Mazda Rx-8

It's just like an RX-7! Only heavier, and clunkier, no manly turbo, and as aesthetically pleasing as a napkin holder. But hey! The warranty is competitive.

Suzuki Escudo.

 

[Celicaas]

im Driving this normal escudo because i know it has connection with Escudo pikes peak So everyone is jealous and it's called Vitara over here just FYI



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Ferrari F50

 

[Bopop4]

I don't care what Jeremy Clarkson thinks of this car, it sounds like an F1 and drives like it too. Also the unique styling is perfect for me. And Hot Pursuit 2 baby!

Celica GT-4 ST205

 

[TheCracker]

Celica GT-4 ST205

I like rally cars, but wanted something different to the usual Impreza, Evo, Intergrale or Quattro.

Saab 9-5

 

[Celicaas]

A Saab 's Volvo S80 Counterpart



Jaguar XJ220

 

[Murcie_LP640]

They promised me a V12, dammit.

Ford Performance Vehicles GT-P.

 

[peter_vod69]

They promised me a V12, dammit.

Ford Performance Vehicles GT-P.

I have an FPV Quilt cover, an FPV Bath Towel set, an FPV Coffee mug, a Limited edition FPV Keychain, my dog is called Moffat and I disowned my son for having red hair.

Nissan Silvia S13 NA with a GT Wing.

 

[Slash]

Already did a Vecter W8.

Oops my bad.

 

[C-ZETA]

Nissan Silvia S13 NA with a GT Wing.

So I've bought the classic easy-mod car that does NOT have a soft-top. And there are almost certainly other mods under it too...

Early BMW 8-Series.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Oops my bad.

It's whatever, we're gonna come across repeats as this thread goes on.

BMW 8 series: I was cool before cool became cool.

BMW M1

 

[DaxCobra]

It's whatever, we're gonna come across repeats as this thread goes on.

BMW 8 series: I was cool before cool became cool.

BMW M1

The M1 has already been done.

I'll do it again though...

I wanted the perfect mix of speed and comfortability. I am as cool as 🤬.


TVR Griffith 500

 

[Swara]

The M1 has already been done.

I'll do it again though...

I wanted the perfect mix of speed and comfortability. I am as cool as 🤬.

TVR Griffith 500

I wanted a sleeper that didn't 🤬 my wallet, so I got this bad girl.

Toyota Highlander (or Toyota Kluger)

 

[Swara]

RS4 hasn't even hit showrooms yet... I was expecting something somewhat funny.

There is always the possibility of an old one... And I'm sorry about the Vector. I haven't heard of it as I live in America and I'm only 14 lol

EDIT- sorry for double post

 

[slavssn]

My wife forgot her pills and we ended up with dozen of kids and a hideous beige SUV.

Skoda Octavia Diesel

 

[DaxCobra]

Why comment on a car that you don't know about then?

Just goes back to the whole "If you don't put any thought into your post, don't post at all".

 

[Swara]

Why comment on a car that you don't know about then?

Just goes back to the whole "If you don't put any thought into your post, don't post at all".

I'm sorry sir.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Bugatti EB110

 

[AMCNUT]

Bugatti EB110

I'm completely eccentric, and I eschew those popular Italian cars for real, true French beauty! My Bugatti has more heritage and class than any of your Ferraris or Lamborghinis. Yet, even though my car is amazing, you'll still all laugh at me anyways because they came out with that Veyron thing a few years later, and now everyone thinks I'm a Veyron wannabe.

ZiL 41047

 

[marluxiaXI11]

..I'm sorry about the Vector. I haven't heard of it as I live in America...

Vector is an American company.

I'm completely eccentric, and I eschew those popular Italian cars for real, true French beauty! My Bugatti has more heritage and class than any of your Ferraris or Lamborghinis. Yet, even though my car is amazing, you'll still all laugh at me anyways because they came out with that Veyron thing a few years later, and now everyone thinks I'm a Veyron wannabe.

ZiL 41047

I love 80's car design and want people to think I'm an official from the Soviet Union.

Tatra 603

 

[ShortAznGuy]

tatra 603? They like wine.

Hummer H1

 

[1241Penguin]

Hummer H1

I have no respect for the environment. Or other drivers. Or my own dignity. I drive around thinking that I'm the king of the road with my intimidating width as wide as the Boeing Everett Factory. I am selfish and suck at driving, so if I do crash into some Smart car, at least I'll be okay.

Next up:
BMW X6

 

[Murcie_LP640]

I wanted a car that is almost utterly and completely pointless, just for hilarity. So I got one.

Goggomobil Dart.

 

[Blitz187]

I wanted a car that is almost utterly and completely pointless, just for hilarity. So I got one.

Goggomobil Dart.

I'm Batman!

Subaru Impreza 22B STi

 

[TheCracker]

Subaru Impreza 22B STi

I like Imprezas, but i want a really expensive one.

 

[sumbrownkid]

Mitsubishi EVO VI Tommi Makinen Edition

 

[TheCracker]

Mitsubishi EVO VI Tommi Makinen Edition

I 🤬 love go-faster stripes!

Peugeot 205 T16

 

[MatskiMonk]

I 🤬 love go-faster stripes!

Peugeot 205 T16

I used to bullseye womp-rats in one of them back home.....



Volvo C30

 

[AMCNUT]

Volvo C30

I just got a job as a junior secretary at a prestigious law firm, and now I can look sophisticated and hip without having to drive something that could come off as offensive to anyone.

Acura CSX

 

[Blitz187]

I just got a job as a junior secretary at a prestigious law firm, and now I can look sophisticated and hip without having to drive something that could come off as offensive to anyone.

Acura CSX

If I drink enough PBR it looks like an NSX.

Toyota Starlet

 

[Ibonibo]

I am a mid-school teacher mid aged woman, who doesn't give a rats arse what car I drive. I just look as wierd as my car, and I don't like kids.

^True story bro

Tron lightcycle