What Grinds your Gears?

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:lol: I've always wanted to give the hyper active demon catnip. Though, parents are a little afraid of the outcome.

I'll you a story if I may. My cat likes to chase me, and I chase her back. My dad gets home sometime around 2-3 AM and finds the cat blasting around the room DOING LAPS. It's likes she's training or something. :nervous:
 
CrashBandicoot
This stupid 🤬 lady thats sitting at a table. She's finished eating but her selfish self isn't moving out. Me and my mother have been waiting for 15 minutes and she isn't moving. I have to eat now because I'm a type 1 diabtetic and my blood sugar is low. I'm about ready to kick her out.
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That sucks, did you?

And people bringing their loud little children to places grinds my gears.
 
Cowboys965
That sucks, did you?

And people bringing their loud little children to places grinds my gears.
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No, thankfully someone go up. But me and my mother gave her the dirty stare when we left. :P
 
What grinds my gears today? WTCC Race 1... I'm a supporter of Tom Coronel and he had a massive chance to win this race but unfortunately he got punted off by one of the stupid Chevrolet who of which I know who did it. He didn't deserve to be in that Second place honestly.

EDIT: Right, I'm just going to say his name anyway. Rob Huff!
 
When I'm told that there will be snow at midnight AND THERES NO MUTHA ****** SNOW!!!!!!!!
 
Watt2159
When I'm told that there will be snow at midnight AND THERES NO MUTHA ****** SNOW!!!!!!!!
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I once expected heavy snow at night and didn't do my homework as I assumed school would be out.. Can't believe the weather.
 
Jai
I once expected heavy snow at night and didn't do my homework as I assumed school would be out.. Can't believe the weather.
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You idiot. :lol: You actually believed the weather people? :lol:
 
When there's a death/serious injury in motorsport and the 'Motorsport MUST be made safer' brigade appear. Where do they go between incidents? Nobody knows...
 
Getting stuck behind a tractor on the highway doing 30 km/h in an 80 km/h zone, and the oncoming traffic is too dense to pull out and pass. :grumpy:
 
Michael Fish
Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!
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Yeah. Alright. That storm tore my neighbours roof off!
 
Today, my friend is grinding my gears because we were going to work on a school project so I had to leave while hanging out with friends and he hasn't shown up and wont answer his phone. I can't work on the project without him.
 
The fact that these lazy asses don't bother to bin it is the same reason the stuff is banned at school..
 
popcorn
Idiots that spit gum on the ground, where I step on it.
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It's still better. I mean the other day someone put a chewing gum under my table and as I raise my knee, it hit the chewing gum and it sticks on my trousers! :mad:
 
When girls do the duck lips when they take a picture. That grinds my gears. Only one person can do it and look awesome. Jimmy Page.

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Jai
The fact that these lazy asses don't bother to bin it is the same reason the stuff is banned at school..
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Banned at my school for the same reason. I'm suprised food with wrappers haven't been banned too. There's so many stupid litterers! :mad:
 
I scared the piss out of myself I accidentally clicked "buy album" on the Gran Turismo 5 Soundtrack on itunes,I yelled in anger but it said I have insufficient funds so I feel better now because it didn't buy it :)
 
shem
It's a gift. You (your family) own a cat, that's part and parcel. Literally. :lol:

Man, I love cats, I know they have their little flaws but I can well see why the Egyptians made gods of them.
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My Girlfriend loves cats. Luckily, she's a good few steps away from being a "cat person", so no creepy calendars/posters/clothes etc. But she asked me if we can get two. I'm fine with it, but they better stay the hell away from my Les Paul's.

Jai
I once expected heavy snow at night and didn't do my homework as I assumed school would be out.. Can't believe the weather.
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That's a pretty big fail right there. I remember waking up one morning after doing a ton of homework and seeing that it had been snowing the night before. The snow was right up to the windows on the ground floor. That was a great day.

Lesson to remember, don't waste your snow days on homework. My high school had pupils from several towns, one of which was quite remote and very prone to high levels of snow and ice. Whenever there was a hint of snow, they got the day off. Despite the fact that one of my best friends was from that town, I always resented the kids from Shotts.

Submerged
A name for you to remember: "Michael Fish"
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He's a little young to know about him.

Gear grinders.

When I'm on the last lap on F12011, leading a wet race in an inferior car (force india) on expert. With three corners to go, Alonso and Hamilton are dancing around the back of my car. My girlfriend walks in front of the tv and I go spinning off.

When I'm on the last lap of a long "one make race" in the audi LMP1 car at le mans. It's pitch black, and I have a convincing lead. Going into the first chicane on the mulsanne straight, my girlfriend walks in front of the tv screen, causing me to have a massive slide, which I just recover from. Unfortunately, I now have the P2 and P3 cars right behind me. By the second chicane, they're in front. On the run down to the end of the straight, I leapfrog the two of them, but going into the right hand kink, one of them makes contact with the back of my car, causing me to spin out.
 
F1 fan
Gear grinders.

When I'm on the last lap on F12011, leading a wet race in an inferior car (force india) on expert. With three corners to go, Alonso and Hamilton are dancing around the back of my car. My girlfriend walks in front of the tv and I go spinning off.

When I'm on the last lap of a long "one make race" in the audi LMP1 car at le mans. It's pitch black, and I have a convincing lead. Going into the first chicane on the mulsanne straight, my girlfriend walks in front of the tv screen, causing me to have a massive slide, which I just recover from. Unfortunately, I now have the P2 and P3 cars right behind me. By the second chicane, they're in front. On the run down to the end of the straight, I leapfrog the two of them, but going into the right hand kink, one of them makes contact with the back of my car, causing me to spin out.
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Man that is a grinder.

A grinder for me is that my Uncle died today. He was great, always inspiring, very humble man. He had no children but treated his nephews, nieces etc. like they were his own. The world lost a great man today.
 
Imakuni
When there's a death/serious injury in motorsport and the 'Motorsport MUST be made safer' brigade appear. Where do they go between incidents? Nobody knows...
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All focus will be on motorsport again now we have had 2 deaths in the space of a week.... Marco Simoncelli's accident was a freak one, no amount of safety is going to save riders if struck by a motorbike. The Dan Wheldon incident however needs looking at. Indycar suffers far too many injuries to be left as it is. How many times have the cars got airborne and jumped the safety wall into the not so safe grating???

On a similar note though, is how death in motorsport sparks safety changes to happen or be reviewed... If the cars are constantly evolving, so should safety concepts.

And off note, asking a question just before due to finish work.... "I'll be with you in a second" 20 minutes ago and now running late! My stupid....
 
VANDENAL
Man that is a grinder.

A grinder for me is that my Uncle died today. He was great, always inspiring, very humble man. He had no children but treated his nephews, nieces etc. like they were his own. The world lost a great man today.
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Sorry to hear that V.
 
VANDENAL
A grinder for me is that my Uncle died today. He was great, always inspiring, very humble man. He had no children but treated his nephews, nieces etc. like they were his own. The world lost a great man today.
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Sorry for the loss man. May he rest in peace.
 
F1 fan
My Girlfriend loves cats. Luckily, she's a good few steps away from being a "cat person", so no creepy calendars/posters/clothes etc. But she asked me if we can get two. I'm fine with it, but they better stay the hell away from my Les Paul's.
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In that case I would brace youself....my Cort has a rather annoying scratch on it thanks to my A-whole of a cat.

What's worse is the rest of it is mint, and I mean MINT. :grumpy:

VANDENAL
A grinder for me is that my Uncle died today. He was great, always inspiring, very humble man. He had no children but treated his nephews, nieces etc. like they were his own. The world lost a great man today.
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Sorry to hear that Vandenal

Mrs Madmike sends you a hug 👍
 
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