What Grinds your Gears?

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Cleaning mostly. :lol:
I was expecting you'd use them to help you prepare for the oncoming zombie apocalypse. Is Mrs. shem OK with it? And how do you get them to cooperate? So...many...questions... :lol:
 
I'm a bit of a goody two shoes though.

Oh... Just fart in a group of scum. Then they'll all laugh, then walk away and everyone will think it's them. ;)

When people write stuff on Facebook like "bad mood". Be.more specific. But I'm nnot gonna lie, I do.it, but I regret doing that because I look back and it's like facepalm.

It's just lazy teenagers, they also can't be bother writing. I'll be right back, but no they say brb. which just looks like a typo of someone saying bro! :rolleyes:
 
There can be no preparation for a zombie invasion, not fully anyway, it would have to be improvised.

I don't really own any Chinese people except maybe the people that used to work for me, the got paid so little it was almost like slavery. And at Xmas we hire a local worker to get in the kitchen a peel the spuds and do the cleaning and things....
 
shem
There can be no preparation for a zombie invasion, not fully anyway, it would have to be improvised.

I don't really own any Chinese people except maybe the people that used to work for me, the got paid so little it was almost like slavery. And at Xmas we hire a local worker to get in the kitchen a peel the spuds and do the cleaning and things....
Good to know you're not holding any people hostage... :lol:
 
There can be no preparation for a zombie invasion, not fully anyway, it would have to be improvised.

I don't really own any Chinese people except maybe the people that used to work for me, the got paid so little it was almost like slavery. And at Xmas we hire a local worker to get in the kitchen a peel the spuds and do the cleaning and things....

Good to know you're not holding any people hostage... :lol:

Shem never said he wasn't..... He forgot to mention the two ladies he's got tied up in the basement... :lol:
 
:lol: shem! What grinds my gears? :censored:s on facebook complaining that the other person is a 🤬. Or the ones that call someone uglier when they look like the result of 2 drunk parents, a belt sander and a pickup truck.
 
Boredom grinds my gears. Why oh why did my school decide a two week half term would be fun? I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually looking forward to getting back to school. At least I'll be busy rather than sitting at home wasting my life away.
 
Boredom grinds my gears. Why oh why did my school decide a two week half term would be fun? I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually looking forward to getting back to school. At least I'll be busy rather than sitting at home wasting my life away.

Go outside and do something. Walk, get in a street fight, just do something!
 
VANDENAL
Go outside and do something. Walk, get in a street fight, just do something!

I can't be bothered. It's too cold. And it's about to rain.
 
Paint a face on a football and chat to it like a mental.
 
The fact that my cat has gone missing Grinds my Gears.

We moved house on Monday and the cat was fine for the first night after some problems getting the courage to come in, now he hasn't come back for 3 days and we assume that Toffee: the three year old tabby is lost.. :(

We have looked for him endlessly but can't find him. He can't have gone far but I'm worried that he is dead and lying in a shed..

My little homie needs to come home..
 
Having too many mates can be a gear grinder. Having to make time for them all can be difficult.

My western friends terrify my Chinese friends and are all drunks, my Chinese friends don't like to drink beer and would rather go to a club and drink whiskey and meet girls (not interested), my co-worker friends won't drink with my out of work friends because they work for different (rival) companies. It's a pain in the 'arris.

On top of that I need to find time for myself and Mrs Shem!

I can understand that feeling. Before I left Canada, I had a few days to take care of so many things, and I had friends inviting me and the girlfriend for dinner or to the pub. Then as soon as I came back to the UK, I've had friends hunting me down to go to the pub with them all the time. Including a former co worker that I've had to avoid on a few occasions.

Good to know you're not holding any people hostage... :lol:

They're free to leave any time.

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What grinds my gears? Decisions. My girlfriend and I are narrowing down the list of where we want to live. The options are America (which state or city, I don't know but depends on her getting a good job in translation), Canada (where we met, either Toronto (again) or Vancouver). Germany. Thinking about Hamburg or Berlin, but I'm only just learning German. Last but not least, Japan, although this would be difficult as I can only speak a few words of Japanese.

I would like to add, that I'm currently thinking of studying to increase my points. My girlfriend has a lot of skills that translate well into points based immigration systems, but I'm a bit of a slouch.
 
Jai
The fact that my cat has gone missing Grinds my Gears.

We moved house on Monday and the cat was fine for the first night after some problems getting the courage to come in, now he hasn't come back for 3 days and we assume that Toffee: the three year old tabby is lost.. :(

We have looked for him endlessly but can't find him. He can't have gone far but I'm worried that he is dead and lying in a shed..

My little homie needs to come home..
Don't worry mate, when my cat went missing for 5 days I thought exactly the same, but he was just on the golf course behind my house, and most likely eating from the course cafeteria.
 
Jai, don't panic. My neighbours cat went missing when they moved, but it found its way back. Have you put up "missing" posters? Put them on trees and lamposts. That should raise awareness.
 
The cat doesn't have a favourite food, his food likes keep changing..

I'll try missing posters :)
 
Hope you get your cat back Jai. What Grinds My Gears at the moment? That the only chicks that talk to me regularly are single fat girls, or hot girls with boyfriends. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm a 16 year old that wants, well you know... And I can't get any. Also, the fact that my beloved Washington Redskins are 3 and 4 grinds My gears.
 

They have to leave using the bridge on the right. The one on the left is exclusively for people coming towards the camera, the one on the right is for people moving away from the camera.

Failure to comply with this rule will anger Killer Croc who will be lurking underneath the bridge. Should someone make it to the other side, they will have to deal with Manbearpig.

Still up for the challenge? If so, you're free to leave any time...
 
Jai
The fact that my cat has gone missing Grinds my Gears.

We moved house on Monday and the cat was fine for the first night after some problems getting the courage to come in, now he hasn't come back for 3 days and we assume that Toffee: the three year old tabby is lost.. :(

We have looked for him endlessly but can't find him. He can't have gone far but I'm worried that he is dead and lying in a shed..

My little homie needs to come home..

Mine went missing when we moved too, found him back at our old house nearly 2 miles away!

Cats can travel mate, keep looking and i'm sure he will return 👍
 
SandForce SF-1222 processor in the SSD Drive I gave to my Uncle half a year ago has 5 I/O errors. It runs but it gives up after 5 minutes due to I/O errors. Lucky I could back up my Uncle's files and I am now moving his files to the mechanical hard drive which is quite a lot better and does not lack in speed. I won't be buying SSD drives from ADATA from now on. SSD Drive is wasted and it had 9 more years of it's life leftover too.
 
Does anyone know how to communicate with a cat? He is annoying me right now. He is in deep thought about something. I am anxious to know what he is thinking.
 
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