What Grinds your Gears?

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Jai
Okay, just pulling my daily all nighter..


Speaking of Girlfriends.. Am I the only one here who stays well away from them? It isn't worth it considering the apparent pain people feel in a break-up.. So I don't bother in the first place..

(No, that doesn't mean I like men..)

Definitely you're not, bud. I have never even bothered to make friends from the opposite sex. It just feels pointless to interact with them when all my future plans involve living alone, though maybe with a dog, and I don't want children, not to mention I get disgusted by the thought of sex...

...Yeah.
 
My bedroom is at the other end of the house so I can't disturb anybody.

Like my brother's, which was placed there for two reasons. #1: The toilet's there, and #2: So he couldn't torture anyone else. But now he manages. Since the TV is at that end he's playing guitar through his amp preventing us from hearing the telle. Wham saviour if you ask me.

Also, being so damn thirsty grinds my gears, I've refilled my drink bottle a million times, but it still disappears too quickly, and I can't be bothered going and refilling it! Stupid bottle. Also, Photoshop annoys me, it just won't stop doing things I don't tell it to!
 
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Having a busted face is grinding my gears. Had a huge fist fight last bight with my old man after we'd been on the source all day, my face got pulverised and got home around 5am barely able to walk. Woke up at 7pm with pen all over my head. Have very little memory apart from knowing there were several incidents involving racist Chinese people, police, a girl with a guitar, an angry shem waving around broken bottles, a Kiwi, a bunked taxi, fist fight and popcorn.

I should stop drinking, I'm scared to look at the pictures on my phone. I feel like I'm in The Hangover.
 
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Having a busted face is grinding my gears. Had a huge fist fight last bight with my old man after we'd been on the source all day, my face got pulverised and got home around 5am barely able to walk. Woke up at 7pm with pen all over my head. Have very little memory apart from knowing there were several incidents involving racist Chinese people, police, a girl with a guitar, an angry shem waving around broken bottles, a Kiwi, a bunked taxi, fist fight and popcorn.

I should stop drinking, I'm scared to look at the pictures on my phone. I feel like I'm in The Hangover.

Sounds like someone had an interesting night.
 
It's nice to have a partner. Seriously, I wouldn't know what to do without my wife.

ilikewaffles11
Sounds like someone had an interesting night.

Messy.
 
Jeeez-us, man. Pretty speechless over that one.

"I should stop drinking.." **** yeah.
 
Definitely you're not, bud. I have never even bothered to make friends from the opposite sex. It just feels pointless to interact with them when all my future plans involve living alone, though maybe with a dog, and I don't want children, not to mention I get disgusted by the thought of sex...

...Yeah.

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way. While I do feel an attraction to girls, it has never been strong. Maybe things will change when I become older, but I'm really hoping it doesn't.

Still have a few friends that are female though. :D
 
So I checked the photos on my phone. Will put them up in the appropriate thread when I get a chance.
 
Although it's been a great day, losing my Sepang Circuit T-Shirt really grinds my gears! :grumpy:

I don't know where the hell it is, I haven't seen it for quite a while and no one in my family is helping me to find it either it's been accidentally put in their closet.
 
Definitely you're not, bud. I have never even bothered to make friends from the opposite sex. It just feels pointless to interact with them when all my future plans involve living alone, though maybe with a dog, and I don't want children, not to mention I get disgusted by the thought of sex...

...Yeah.

All children do is eat up your Christmas money and keep you up all night..
 
Having a busted face is grinding my gears. Had a huge fist fight last bight with my old man after we'd been on the source all day, my face got pulverised and got home around 5am barely able to walk. Woke up at 7pm with pen all over my head. Have very little memory apart from knowing there were several incidents involving racist Chinese people, police, a girl with a guitar, an angry shem waving around broken bottles, a Kiwi, a bunked taxi, fist fight and popcorn.

I should stop drinking, I'm scared to look at the pictures on my phone. I feel like I'm in The Hangover.

So basically a typical Brit abroad.....makes a change from lanzerote I guess :lol:

But seriously, a fight with your dad? You may need to lay off the source for a while, if you can't do that then seek help.
 
Jai
All children do is eat up your Christmas money and keep you up all night..
I'm sure your parents feel the exact same way about you Jai...

What grinds my gears?

It's December and it feels like Fall, the tree is up and it's 60 degrees out! :grumpy:

30-degree weather
Y U NO COME?!?!?
 
So basically a typical Brit abroad.....makes a change from lanzerote I guess :lol:

But seriously, a fight with your dad? You may need to lay off the source for a while, if you can't do that then seek help.
Lanzarote isn't actually a place for brawls or partying, it's a place for relaxing and generally chillin' out.
:@: Jai and Carbonox, it would actually be quite nice to have a girlfriend but unless you can afford them, step back for a while. I know from my mate who had a girlfriend for about 1 month over the valentines period of the year. He spent over £100 on her and then she dumped him a few days after valentines day.
 
I once told my parents ages ago to buy me a GTA. However, being such oldies, they brought a GT instead. That was when my GT interest started...

^Okay, that's not a true story. All I really want is a pony.
 
So I checked the photos on my phone. Will put them up in the appropriate thread when I get a chance.

That'll be the 'Horrific Family Feud Pics' thread then...

Jai
I always wanted a sheep, but every year they fail to provide..

Have they ever bought you a lamb chop and told you there had been a horrific accident while wrapping your new pet?
 
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:@: Jai and Carbonox, it would actually be quite nice to have a girlfriend but unless you can afford them, step back for a while. I know from my mate who had a girlfriend for about 1 month over the valentines period of the year. He spent over £100 on her and then she dumped him a few days after valentines day.

Well, to be honest, what one really wants is what keeps one happy, and a GF wouldn't do that in this case... In fact, it would only cause me to lose even more spare time, not to mention money, to useless shopping.
 
Well, to be honest, what one really wants is what keeps one happy, and a GF wouldn't do that in this case... In fact, it would only cause me to lose even more spare time, not to mention money, to useless shopping.

You just need to find a girl who is not materialistic. :scared:

That's harder than it sounds.
 
You just need to find a girl who is not materialistic. :scared:

That's harder than it sounds.

Your sig's 3rd row appears to be out of date. :sly:

As I've said, I also have sexual disinterest in everyone, which is essentially why I should be living alone.
 
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