What Grinds your Gears?

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Someone called me a "scruff" simply because I found a chocolate bar on the floor, in it's wrapper and I ate it.. Big deal..
 
I did reach into a puddle to find it, but I was hungry.. Next time that person calls me that, I'll shove it very far up their arse..

Just letting off some steam..
 
When you join a free run lobby on Route X and the host sets the regulations to 300hp and 1200kg then starts the race. :grumpy:
 
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When you join a free run lobby on Route X and the host sets the regulations to 300hp and 1200kg then starts the race. :grumpy:
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Oh dear. Bring on 20 minute laps. :lol:
 
The all Yaris / Vitz race in single player is really intense in the pink one you win from an earlier race.
 
Gear grinder; when the employment agency I'm with makes so many mistakes and provides only a small fraction of the help which they promised. It's almost comical, I swear.


And when my alarm failed to wake me up this morning, that annoyed me. I must have been in such a deep sleep because I couldn't even hear one of the most irritating noises I know of blaring out just inches from my right ear.
 
I opened a can of artificially sweetened, carbonated drink (more specifically, cola) earlier. Due to an uprising event, I had to leave it unattended in a stationary form for a considerable period of time.
In my absence, a small spider crawled into the tin (still full of around half of it's contents). I eventually returned to quench my thirst with the remainder of my favoured beverage, only to receive a nasty shock.
 
How'd it taste?

I spend all summer eating ants (accidentally) that crawl into my Coke cans. They're a bit salty and a lot crunchy.
 
My friend was pissed yesterday because some kid opened and chugged half of his soda at lunch when he wasn't with it. Lol
 
Arrrgghhh!

My flight ticket has been delivered but is all in bloody Chinese! I can't understand what it says and even the dates are in Chinese. I'm meant to be flying tomorrow!

Looks like it's time to call in a few favours from my staff.
 
W3HS
Arrrgghhh!

My flight ticket has been delivered but is all in bloody Chinese! I can't understand what it says and even the dates are in Chinese. I'm meant to be flying tomorrow!

Looks like it's time to call in a few favours from my staff.
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I thought you spoke Mandarin? Or could you only speak the regional dialect.

(All while drunk, of course :P)

 
I can rabble out a bit of Chinese after a few brewskis but trying to read it is a whole different matter!

Even the names of the airports are in Chinese (simplified) so I can't tell which airport to go to. I can only read a few characters and those are useless without knowing what they mean!
 
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What Grinds my Gears:

SUNDAY DRIVERS!!

Old, slow, dangerous and an accident waiting to happen, nearly had my car ruined by some old fart in a Micra....Didn't even look, just pulled straight out infront of me! How I stopped I'l never know, lost a few miles from my tyres though, thats for damn sure!
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Slow drivers who drive in the overtaking lane(who are not overtaking, to be clear).I hate driving on public roads because of them.
 
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I can rabble out a bit of Chinese after a few brewskis but trying to read it is a whole different matter!

Even the names of the airports are in Chinese (simplified) so I can't tell which airport to go to. I can only read a few characters and those are useless without knowing what they mean!
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Yet you live in China :lol:
Can you read/speak any asian language?

 
My Chinese is passable with regards to speech but reading it is like trying to uncode the matrix.

I'm on a mission to teach the whole of China English so I don't have to learn Chinese and therefore can remain my ignorant self happily.
 
W3HS
My Chinese is passable with regards to speech but reading it is like trying to uncode the matrix.
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You mean you can't uncode the Matrix? :odd:

German, on the other hand is easy. Just make the sound for every single letter or letter combination you see and you have done it right. There are no silent letters. 👍
 
In the words of Tank

"There's way to much information to decode the Matrix."
 
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In the words of Tank

"There's way to much information to decode the Matrix."
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Not if SOPA has anything to say about it. Forget decoding the Matrix, they will just shut it down for suspicion of copyrighted materials, since there is too much information to actually sort through it themselves. Problem solved. 👍
 
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