What Grinds your Gears?

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MazdaPrice
Eat upstairs in your bedroom? That's where I eat any meal in my house.
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But we have to eat at the table, and sometimes in the lounge. Even if I had the option of eat in bedroom, I we only have one floor! :P
 
Tsh, pashaw, nonsense!

I think you can break tradition and eat your meals in your bedroom if the dining table is coated in, from the sounds of it, bras of family members.
 
MazdaPrice
Tsh, pashaw, nonsense!

I think you can break tradition and eat your meals in your bedroom if the dining table is coated in, from the sounds of it, bras of family members.
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I've been to girls houses my age and there's bras everywhere! But I would still eat off those tables :sly:
 
Shift 2 Unleashed... I know a lot of people like this game but it's so bad, and NFS is becoming the Call of Duty of racing games.
. First of all, I think the 'f' needs to be removed from the title. Second, the game has so much potential but it is ruined with the worst physics and most unstable handling ever. I slightly turn to my left but then I need to correct myself but I over correct by turning as slightly as I can. Yes, I have messed with the sensitivity settings.

Grrrrrr come on EA, don't allow games with such potential to be released without using the potential.
 
MazdaPrice
Tsh, pashaw, nonsense!

I think you can break tradition and eat your meals in your bedroom if the dining table is coated in, from the sounds of it, bras of family members.
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It's not covered now, and they are there because my sister is starting a Bra business on trademe. But still, every day I eat off there, I just remember, where these plates sit and my arm rests while I eat, a bra that will eventually hold some stupid woman's Chest blobs was once there and I will cringe everytime. :yuck:
 
I just got new leather shoes and they squeak! I fixed them with some greasy skin cream. Why don't shoe companies find a way around "SQUEEAK! SQUEEAK! SQUEEAK!"
 
terminator363
I just got new leather shoes and they squeak! I fixed them with some greasy skin cream. Why don't shoe companies find a way around "SQUEEAK! SQUEEAK! SQUEEAK!"
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Because It's cheaper not too.
 
MazdaPrice
Tsh, pashaw, nonsense!

I think you can break tradition and eat your meals in your bedroom if the dining table is coated in, from the sounds of it, bras of family members.
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When I first read this, I thought it said bathroom. Lol.
 
My weight, and my super-high metabolism grinds my gears. I'm 5'11" 108 lbs. Let's just say I'd be a lot more confident at 130-140 lbs. I've been eating a lot more, but it hasn't done anything.
 
Vandenal
My weight, and my super-high metabolism grinds my gears. I'm 5'11" 108 lbs. Let's just say I'd be a lot more confident at 130-140 lbs. I've been eating a lot more, but it hasn't done anything.
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Would you rather be how you are now or be like me, two inches shorter but 230 pounds... Let's trade.
 
What grinds my gears is that whenever I'm bored, I can't just be bored. It seems like whenever I'm bored my stomach hurts and I have a headache. It's quite annoying, really, like a triple whammy of crap that I really, really don't like. Luckily, the stomache ache and headache go away when I drink some water, but it still leaves boredom. And boredom sucks. But it's always so weird how they seem to occur at the same time. Is it possible that being bored is linked to dehydration? Somebody should do an experiment on that; it'd be quite interesting.
 
Vandenal
My weight, and my super-high metabolism grinds my gears. I'm 5'11" 108 lbs. Let's just say I'd be a lot more confident at 130-140 lbs. I've been eating a lot more, but it hasn't done anything.
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I am your ideal weight! :sly: I think I'm gaining though. :indiff:
 
When I am sitting on one of those automatic flushing toilets and it flushes while I'm still "doing my business." :lol:
 
Schwartz38
When I am sitting on one of those automatic flushing toilets and it flushes while I'm still "doing my business." :lol:
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There's such thing as an automatic toilet? How does it judge when you're finished? After a 30 second gap from the last shot it flushes, but it turns out it was just the wait between one and two?
 
BubbleBelly542
Shift 2 Unleashed... I know a lot of people like this game but it's so bad, and NFS is becoming the Call of Duty of racing games.
. First of all, I think the 'f' needs to be removed from the title. Second, the game has so much potential but it is ruined with the worst physics and most unstable handling ever. I slightly turn to my left but then I need to correct myself but I over correct by turning as slightly as I can. Yes, I have messed with the sensitivity settings.

Grrrrrr come on EA, don't allow games with such potential to be released without using the potential.
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I completely agree. It's just terrible. Some cars are pretty much impossible to drive. I think the Supra with an LFA engine isn't the brightest idea though.
 
Skython
There's such thing as an automatic toilet? How does it judge when you're finished? After a 30 second gap from the last shot it flushes, but it turns out it was just the wait between one and two?
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Last time I used one it flushed 4 times while I was still sitting there.

It has a sensor on the wall that senses your back, and if you stop moving or lean forward, it flushes, no questions asked. So basically, you have to take a **** while sitting straight up rocking side to side at the same time.

Its the same type of sensor that they use on automatic opening doors.

 
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Skython
There's such thing as an automatic toilet? How does it judge when you're finished? After a 30 second gap from the last shot it flushes, but it turns out it was just the wait between one and two?
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Yes, that's what most automatic toilet flushers do. And when I say most, they usually only flush when you move away from the toilet seat, similar to a motion sensor. But in Schwartz's toilet, I think it flushes according to auditory sensors :lol: Though I never saw such model.
 
Schwartz38
It has a sensor on the wall that senses your back, and if you stop moving or lean forward, it flushes, no questions asked. So basically, you have to take a **** while sitting straight up rocking side to side at the same time.

Its the same type of sensor that they use on automatic opening doors.

Last time I used one it flushed 4 times while I was still sitting there.
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Believe it or not I've never used an automatic toilet for anything other than relieving my bladder. I've never dropped the Browns off at the stadium with one. I avoid public toilets at all costs. Sounds like I'm not missing anything. :lol:
 
That is an epic failure! Then people think you wet yourself but your wet bum just wet your pants when you pulled them up! :lol:
 
Cowboys965
"drop the browns off at the stadium"
:lol:
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Here's a joke:

Person 1:
Have you gone to the restroom/washroom today?

Person 2:
Yes

Person 1:
Did the Browns make it to the Super Bowl? :lol:
 
I hate waking up so early. I don't need to be up for another 45 minutes, and yet I'm awake to the extent that I can't get back to sleep. :grumpy:
 
mattythedog
I hate waking up so early. I don't need to be up for another 45 minutes, and yet I'm awake to the extent that I can't get back to sleep. :grumpy:
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I wish I had that problem. I can never get up. :grumpy:
 
mattythedog
I hate waking up so early. I don't need to be up for another 45 minutes, and yet I'm awake to the extent that I can't get back to sleep. :grumpy:
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I hate that too! First, you wake up and see that you still have time to sleep.
Unfortunately, you really don`t have much time to sleep.
And, even if you try to sleep, you still know that you need to wake up soon. So, you just need to do something to kill time when you wait for the time to go. :indiff:

Slow computer grinds my gears. I hate it when it takes ages to go somewhere.
Sometimes it is fast, sometimes it is very slow. :grumpy:
 
Mondays, Mondays Grind my Gears.

The knowing that it will be another 5 days before I can have a day off work.... grrrr
 
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