What Grinds your Gears?

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That Valentines day is here and the girl I like refuses to have anything to do with me so I have no one to spend it with.
 
Azuremen
People that use Valentine's Day as an excuse to have a pity party.
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Waiting 3 bloody hours for our curry to come for our Valentine's day meal...

I think I shall be having words with the manager of the restaraunt. It's a shame, because the food was beautiful, as it always is, but come on.... 3 hours?
 
Bought some salami to make a sandwich. It's over salted and ruining my lunch. :grumpy:
 
Azuremen
People that use Valentine's Day as an excuse to have a pity party.
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Thank you! I'm sick of seeing all the "Who else is going to be alone this year" cow poo.


What's grinding my gears today are people who don't press the close button...

I'm waiting for an elevator to go down, one opens, it going up, so I wait. The only person in there is standing beside the control panel NOT doing a thing... and there's people beside me waiting to go down. Like... WTH? Wasting our time!

Just tonight I was heading down, a girl steps in before I do, she pushes for the main floor, and no one else was coming in...so she presses the button and stands back. Mind you this is an express elevator so there's only 2 floors, the top and the main... No one else is coming in, I'm obviously going to the first floor as well and she doesn't press to close the door. 🤬 Everyone at school does this. I'm pretty certain I'm not the only one who likes to wait a good 5 seconds for the door to close. :banghead:
 
MazdaPrice
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Textbook.
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No, even better... Can you hold my drink while I go and take a 🤬. If she says yes, then she's a keeper!

mattythedog
Who's stupid enough to fall for that? :lol:
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Jimmy Carr's girlfriend. :P

BubbleBelly542
Oh poor you someone likes you.

Sorry I'm just grumpy that I'm hopeless with women.
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But it's so easy, just say that you're about to die if you want short term or I have a lot of money if you want long term... Supplied you have a lot of money.
 
I think I've got a nasty cold, and it's very annoying. I just wanna spend me half term in a good mood, not blowing my nose the whole time.
 
Forte love of god my legs are not getting better. Should I see a doctor or something? They were getting better but every time I have gym class they start hurting again.
 
You remember that old commercial for R/C cars and the slogan was:

"Tyco. That's how you spell R/C!"

I was like "No, you ding bat; 'R/C' isn't spelt t-y-c-o! You're teaching kids the wrong things!"
 
AOS-
You remember that old commercial for R/C cars and the slogan was:

"Tyco. That's how you spell R/C!"

I was like "No, you ding bat; 'R/C' isn't spelt t-y-c-o! You're teaching kids the wrong things!"
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:lol: The things we've done as children (or still do).
 
ilikewaffles11
Forte love of god my legs are not getting better. Should I see a doctor or something? They were getting better but every time I have gym class they start hurting again.
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What's wrong with them again? If it's been more than a month and you haven't consulted a doctor, I probably would.
 
Beeblebrox237
What's wrong with them again? If it's been more than a month and you haven't consulted a doctor, I probably would.
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My left knee feels as though it was kicked and my right ankle got screwed up while playing basketball. Every time I walk my feet hurt like I've been standing all day until about a half hours rest. It's been happening since last Wednesday but really started giving me problems Friday.
 
I going to skip gym by not changing tomorrow so that doesn't make it act up even worse and then I have Friday through Monday off so I'm going to just sit around and probably play PS3 to see if it gets better.
 
mattythedog
Ooh, tell us. Please.., We won't tell anyone else, promise.
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Tom
Tell Uncle Tom all about it. :sly:
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I might as well.. I don't have anyone to tell it to anyway..





I was informed after school that the rose I was given yesterday came from my crush.. And they said that she had a crush on me.. I.. I'm shocked.. Plus, the persons who told me was my so-and-so friends.. I.. I just feel like killing myself..
 
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