What kind of pranks have you played on people?

My mom walked in and I pointed at her shirt and she looked down and I smacked her up the nose.

"You got a spot POINK!"

Couldn't believed it worked.
 
I put some dirty dishes on my roomates desk. He's had some cereal bowls with a bit of milk left in them sitting on the counter for a few days now... really starting to stink and the milk has kind of.... gone gelatinous. :yuck:
It's not an April Fools thing though - I've done this several times before.



Some girls from down the hall came to my door earlier today looking for toothpicks... [I live in a dorm] But I'm not sure what that was all about
 
Typical little boy stuff for my kids... hole in your shirt... monkey in the bed... made dinner for breakfast, breakfast for dinner... the usual silly, boring stuff... ho-hum...
 
When my wife got out of bed I came out of the bathrrom with my wedding ring off and said I accidentally dropped it in the toilet.

She didn't find it funny. :guilty:
 
Called some Korean family pretending to be a RCMP officer saying that their son was charged for having an affair with a prostitute in middle of the road...and they said they have no son, just two daughters and I swore at them in Korean that I knew and said that well for now you have a son :lol: I found it funny but they certainly didnt :D
 
FoolKiller
When my wife got out of bed I came out of the bathrrom with my wedding ring off and said I accidentally dropped it in the toilet.

She didn't find it funny. :guilty:
:lol: Just be glad youÂ’re still alive. ;)

Seems like nobody here fell for my Harvard avatar, but a few did over at GilesÂ’s place. :)
 
I called my mother to inform her of my re-enlistment into the marines and that i no longer wish to continue college.... actually that is true, but april 1 was the most appropriate day to say it :lol:
 
haha, well i called my girlfriend to tell her my car was hit by a semi after i got out of it...i even cried!!! she fell for it but i paid for it later...things are ok now :)
 
Solid Lifters
made dinner for breakfast, breakfast for dinner... the usual silly, boring stuff... ho-hum...
That's the best one I heard about this year. :lol: Gotta remember that one!
 
A mate of mine wanted to go to this girls house he'd met the night before, he didn't know how to get to where she lived but I told him I knew so I'd take him, I drove him to a brothel instead.
 
live4speed
A mate of mine wanted to go to this girls house he'd met the night before, he didn't know how to get to where she lived but I told him I knew so I'd take him, I drove him to a brothel instead.

You cold-hearted bastard! 👍 :D

I think we have a winner.
 
live4speed
A mate of mine wanted to go to this girls house he'd met the night before, he didn't know how to get to where she lived but I told him I knew so I'd take him, I drove him to a brothel instead.

:lol:
 
My friends and I went go-karting, and when I was driving, I decided to play a little joke, so I started yelling, "MY BRAKES ARE SHOT, MY BRAKES ARE SHOT!" And when the go-kart operators actually ran on track to stop me...

Well, let's just say I'm not welcome at Go-Kart World anymore. :guilty:
 
Sage
Seems like nobody here fell for my Harvard avatar, but a few did over at GilesÂ’s place. :)
I was somewhat flummoxed by it, but didn't make a comment (nor did it click that you may have changed it for April Fool's day...)
 
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