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I saw 'The Conjuring' a few days ago. It was actually pretty good. It's one of those movies that the entire audience can react too, if that makes sense. The only real scary moments though were random door slams and exploding lightbulbs. But yeah, it was okay.

Going to see Elysium this weekend. That's my kind of movie.
 
I watched pain and gain. This movie has been all the talk in the bodybuilding community since it has the rock and mark Wahlberg in it however I made an effort not to see it because of them. Most of the time when a movie has actors who are just ok and tries to really play up the coolness of them you know it will be garbage. After a few months I figured screw it I'll watch it. I was actually totally wrong. The movie is pretty good. It's no godfather but it was way better than I would have guessed. It's about 3 bodybuilders who plan on kidnapping a guy and forcing him to sign over all of his money and assets than chaos ensues. If you have 2hrs to spare this movie will definitely entertain you the whole time and they said it's based on a true story.
 
I watched pain and gain. This movie has been all the talk in the bodybuilding community since it has the rock and mark Wahlberg in it however I made an effort not to see it because of them. Most of the time when a movie has actors who are just ok and tries to really play up the coolness of them you know it will be garbage. After a few months I figured screw it I'll watch it. I was actually totally wrong. The movie is pretty good. It's no godfather but it was way better than I would have guessed. It's about 3 bodybuilders who plan on kidnapping a guy and forcing him to sign over all of his money and assets than chaos ensues. If you have 2hrs to spare this movie will definitely entertain you the whole time and they said it's based on a true story.

It IS based on a true story. I saw it yesterday and had a hard time watching it. Mainly because of what dumb criminals do. It had entertaining moments in it and for the most part, made me miss my time in Miami but, overall, anyone could wait for it to show on free tv.

Elysium next week for me.

I also saw Now You See Me. The best trick they did was making my money disappear from my pocket. With the actors in this movie, they really didn't utilise their talents. All the producers did was get them to sign on to sell movie tickets. really. Don't spend your money on it or the video. matter of fact, don't spend money on your electricity to download it.

Pacific Rim was a good take on a modern Jet Jaguar/Godzilla movie. Pure entertainment from the start.

The Wolverine wasn't bad either. I treated that like Iron Man 3. Make sure if you haven't seen The Wolverine, stay for the end credits.

Finally saw This Is The End. Entertaining and crazy toward the end. Not what I was expecting. I recommend it.

The World's End was awesome at the beginning. The characters were well thought out and I looked forward to them when they assembled. Only thing is, we saw this from them before in their movies before Paul. I wish they would have given us more of all the friend's camaraderie. If you're a Pegg & Frost fan, go see it. If not, you may want to pass.
 
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So you didn't find the dialogue and acting to be great?

I know you said you're in no rush to, but try it again sometime. I have to admit when I first watched it when I was 16 I couldn't see the big deal, but I watched it again a couple of years later and saw it pretty quickly.

It probably didn't help that I didn't watch it all in one sitting, but it was just very different to what I had imagined it be like. I appreciate it for what it was, but I didn't personally see the 'greatness' that I'd heard so much about.

I'll give it another go in a few months down the line when it's not so fresh in memory.
 
Just saw Johnny Depp's latest flick, The Lone Ranger.

I personally really enjoyed it. It had funny moments throughout, some excellent and over the top action, and a pretty dark tone at points...for a Disney flick.
The villain is a Wendigo played by that actor I will forever know as the Major from Armageddon, because his name always escapes me. There's an offcam scene where he eats someone's heart, and other scenes including a full on slaughter of some Native Americans. Actually, those scenes come up a fair bit.

Also has some good plot twists. Nothing that'll win Oscars I feel, but a very fun flick overall.
 
I watched Barton Flink. I think that's what it was called. I wanna wrote a review but seriously idk wtf was going on. It starts off with a play writer getting a bug break to go to Hollywood and make movies. He lives in the worst hotel room ever and makes friends with his neighbor. Anything more than this and it will spoil the movie for you. However the movie continues to progress at a very linear fashion with a couple twist here and there. Than there is the end. If you watch it you'll know what I mean but it was very interesting to progress to nothing almost.
 
Elysium wasn't as well thought out as District 9. The characters didn't grab me. Matt Damon's character was played almost like Jason Bourne. The message is clear about how life is now but, I feel more could have been done. The movie was too short for me.

We're The Millers wasn't half bad. Oddball cast but, I was entertained.
 
I went to a showing of Rifftrax Live tonight. They gave the Rifftrax treatment to Starship Troopers. This was my first experience with this type of commentary. It was enjoyable and most of the jokes were pretty funny.
 
Watching Justice League Flashpoint Paradox. This movie is insane. It should be rated R, not PG13. Should've had some Amazon boobage or something too, just because.

Alt. Batman is a freaking badass. This movie is not for children.
 
Raise the Red Lantern

Fantastic film with beautiful colors. Really interesting and fairly tragic to see the intrigue between all the concubines and the system that they had to play in.
 
Went to see Elysium a few days ago. It was pretty darn good. I've never seen District 9, so I can't compare them.

Spoilers: What seems pretty obvious to me though is that Max didn't die at the end. With the technology they have, it seems pretty stupid that they can't fix him up in any way, so I don't get why he was told he would die. They only needed certain pieces of information from his brain. I think Elysium 2 is in the works...maybe based on how the humans get to Elysium or some alien threat appears, because in my opinion the ending sucked.
 
GI Joe: Retaliation - Terrible acting, laughable plots, extremely unbelievable enemy weapon and pointless women give GI 2 a 1/5. There's nothing more annoying in my book than a movie that has women "soldiers" that are there purely for looks or to "appease" the feminists. Because 1, it's really an insult to those feminist groups and 2, the characters are completely pointless. I haven't seen female characters this useless since X-Men First Class.

And the orbital nuclear bunker buster with no guidance is even remotely realistic if you actually wanted to hit your target. So, yeah, it's bad.


Oblivion - For a movie that's overly predictable, it's a pretty good movie. This movie proves that you can be predictable yet entertaining by simply making the ride interesting. The only REAL issue I have is 1. Why Morgan Freeman, exactly? and 2. It's weird seeing Kootra in a feature length film. (if you don't know who that is, look him up on Youtube. Seriously, Tom Cruise looks exactly like Kootra in this movie. It's weird...and creepy.)

Anyway, Oblivion gets a 4/5. A mark down for having Morgan Freeman in the movie for NO reason at all. His character made sense, but...that character couldn't been played be someone else and it would have been fine.
 
Went to see Elysium a few days ago. It was pretty darn good. I've never seen District 9, so I can't compare them.

Spoilers: What seems pretty obvious to me though is that Max didn't die at the end. With the technology they have, it seems pretty stupid that they can't fix him up in any way, so I don't get why he was told he would die. They only needed certain pieces of information from his brain. I think Elysium 2 is in the works...maybe based on how the humans get to Elysium or some alien threat appears, because in my opinion the ending sucked.
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The data screwed with him twice in the film. When they extracted it, there was a chance that he wasn't going to survive. I still don't see why they could revive the Security Chief.I guess she didn't want any pity from anyone or face the consequences.
 
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^ Dammit nk, use
[./spoiler] tags, some can probably see that white text. :grumpy:

Anyway:
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

Steve Coogan plays Alan Partridge, an egotistical middle-aged radio show host for a small radio station. When his station gets taken over by a media conglomerate, his colleague Pat Farrell (Colm Meaney) gets the sack.

Pat aims to take revenge at the launch night of the revamped station, and takes out his aggression on the new owners (and some fellow employees) by holding them hostage.

What ensues is laugh-your-arse-off hilarity. I can't find any faults with the cast, and anyone with more than a line or two has something funny to say. 9/10.
 
Watched world war Z. I heard the movie was just ok and I basically felt the same. The problem with the movie is they put the smallest attempt of care into the story and characters. Brad Pitt has a family and chaos happens than its over fast and they move on. You see them for probably 5min total time after. The thing I hate about it is I feel this could of been a super good movie. One part a guy says mother nature leaves crumbs to follow on how to solves things. Talking about finding a cure for this virus or whatever made the people zombies. They had the chance to give it a zombie mystery feel where it all adds up at the end from facts they indirectly showed you throughout. Again they put the smallest attempt into it and make it super predictable. It's not a bad movie but it's just ok. About 7/10 since you are not mad you saw it but you won't care later on.
 
I've been a bit far behind on my reviews:

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Father of the Bride (Vincente Minelli, 1950) -- A father of a young woman deals with the emotional pain of her getting married, and the financial and organizational pain of arranging her wedding. Spencer Tracy stars in a light comedy that is very well crafted, and manages to stay away from being corny, while still remaining interesting and no doubt, one of his best performances, where he says the right things and acts the part, but also does a great silent impersonation by just making faces according to situations. The movie also has an 18-year-old Elizabeth Taylor, who is actually pretty hot . The quality of this movie puts is above the ordinary, and is exactly what was missing in the Steve Martin remake 40 years later. 7.5/10

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Forbidden Planet (Fred M. Wilcox, 1956) -- A starship crew goes to investigate the silence of a planet's colony only to find two survivors and a deadly secret that one of them has. Among my favorite types of sci-fi is the 50s versions of it, where the crappy special effects were actually seen as amazing, and when seen 60-70 years later, it's amazing how much they did with so little, especially when compared to today's technology. This is a great sci-fi that rose above the 'reds are coming' level of its generation and delivered an intelligent script with some humor in an attractive film that has stood up well over the years, and it also stars Leslie Nielsen, in a serious role! The movie gets a bit philosophical at times, yet the 'monster' in it is very much alike the movie Sphere, to the point I'm thinking the Michael Crichton could be a remake of this movie. Still , it's a great movie classic that should be seen. 8.5/10

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Fahrenheit 451 (François Truffaut, 1966) -- In an oppressive future, a fireman whose duty is to destroy all books begins to question his task. From Ray Bradbury's novel about totalitarian society, this movie could've been as great as the book was, if it weren't for Oskar Werner's pathetic acting, yet the story says that he couldn't stand the director and thus, acted poorly for spite. In any case, the viewers and the story suffered and I can only blame Werner. This is François Truffaut's only English-spoken movie and it's amazingly well directed, with some amazing editing parts as well as art direction and an incredible production design. Some odd parts in it, but an excellent characterization of Bradbury's novel that could've (and should've) been so much better. 6/10

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Frankenstein (James Whale, 1931) -- The horror classic in which an obsessed scientist assembles a living being from parts of exhumed corpses. After so many aliterations of this story, I was impressed to see how much they differ from this, apparently truer to the original version. This movie is very dated, but it's also scary and a definite must-watch. It remains true to its German roots (or at least of the Frankenstein family) and the movie recreates thje German expressionism from the time (so present in German movies of the time, like Metropolis and M), and Boris Karloff is such a prototypical monster that the resemblance to all movie monsters for the following 50-odd years is uncanny, as he's the actor who really gave life to the movie monster era. Great movie, again not to be missed. 8/10

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Triangle (Christopher Smith, 2009) -- The story revolves around the passengers of a yachting trip in the Atlantic Ocean who, when struck by mysterious weather conditions, jump to another ship only to experience greater havoc on the open seas. A mind-bending story that rates high on the WTF scale, as it's as puzzling as it is original, that hides behind a horror mask, but is really more of a mystery/thriller where situations become more and more surreal, almost dream-like. But, after a while, it becomes strangely predictable, but it does the complete opposite of what you'd think, so it's like the creator said "Okay, observers are going to think Scenario A happens now, so I'll just do Scenario X and not have to explain much about it". The movie does rate well for me in terms of plot, but after a while it seemed they were just toying with the viewer and not worrying about the plot holes they might be leaving in their wake, just to shock and confuse the audience. 5/10

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The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (Tom Six, 2009) -- A mad scientist kidnaps and mutilates a trio of tourists in order to reassemble them into a new "pet"-- a human centipede, created by stitching their mouths to each others' rectums. What the hell was this? What is going on in the world and in the people's minds? Aside from the disgust factor, I have to say this had a good premise, but it was ruined by the pointlessness of the scenes and their redundancy, where apparently the 'concept' of the movie should be enough and the director wastes little effort in making the rest of it work. Take away the striking image/concept of the movie and the thrills of it are really nothing, with an overly clichéd scientist and so many other points in the movie that just take the path of least resistance and the minimum effort principle from one point to the other, where characters motivations defy logic and reason. This movie really has nothing to say aside from it being perversely funny and doesn't really entice me to watch its sequels. 2.5/10


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The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Stephen Chbosky, 2012) -- An introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors who welcome him to the real world. This movie reminded me how personal and intimate and observant and incisive a well-made film can be. The well-written script is so refreshing, and truly breath-taking that I was left stunned and enthralled and had to stay sitting still for a while after watching it.

The painful and difficult times we have all gone through are explained and illustrated in the movie, but it also shows how encouragement helps us fight through this stage and get on to the next ... then able to find our true self. The characters are what drive this movie, and their infiniteness in society. The Perks of Being a Wallflower will go down in history as one of the great coming of age movies, at the same level of Breakfast Club, Kids, Y Tu Mamá También, Stand By Me, Naissance des Pieuvres (which I didn't really like that much), The Virgin Suicides and Dead Poets Society. 10/10
 
I saw Perks of being a Wallflower about a month ago, great film, I put a review of it up here and gave it a nine 👍
 
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Thanks for the review Diego; off the back if it I watched it and was not disappointed. Very engrossing and thought provoking, probably one of the better movies I have watched in a long time.

The story for Fahrenheit 451 looks interesting, so I got the book for it too 👍.
 
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Thanks for the review Diego; off the back if it I watched it and was not disappointed. Very engrossing and thought provoking, probably one of the better movies I have watched in a long time.

Got me to watch it, too, also not disappointed!
 
The Great Gatsby, loved it.
Score: 3.5/5
 
I watched grown ups and grown ups 2. Lol man idk what I was thinking. I watched them in reverse order also for some reason. I don't think they were that funny but at the same time decently entertaining. It's not a stand up comedy movie where every joke has to kill and it did have a slight story. They are both just a bunch of friends hanging out basically and stuff happens. All family man so they feel old. One thing that was weird is in the first one there was another friend and in the second movie he wasn't there and they never mentioned him at all. He was a main character too lol. If you need to watch something for fun or got some time to kill ya not bad choices but if you want a really good movie than don't bother.
 
Watched killing them softly last night. It stars brad Pitt and James gandolfpheni (don't know how to spell his name but tony soprano). The movie is about a mob poker game that gets setup by the mob guy who is hosting it. Everyone finds out years later and no longer cares since it happened so long ago however if his games get robbed again they will think he set it up again. That's basically what happens some guys figure they will hit the game and everyone will think it's the mob host. This all happens and they hire brad Pitt to find and kill the guys, but he can't etc so has to also hire tony soprano. You are probably thinking this will be awesome watching these two big name actors go around murdering everyone to get to the bottom of this. Well you would be very wrong. Barely anything happened except talking and only the very end is there the smallest amount of action. There is so many loose strings in this movie and wonders of what happened it's insane. It was very disappointing as the actual story was good they just took it the wrong way.
 
Watched:


Born to Race, I will give it a 9 out of 10. Nice cars, good story with a lot of racing and ofcourse love.

Wangan Midnight, 8,5 out of 10. Good story to. Luckily it had subtitels, There's a lot of racing in it with an oldschool Nissan 'Z' of wich they think is a devil.
 
Just watched Kick Ass 2.

Very good and one of few films that succeeded as a sequel. Good story, well written (off the comic) few twists and turns along the way but all in all, i enjoyed it and so did my 8 other mates, 3 are proper comic geeks too.
 
Rapture Palooza - comedy/romance. Like movies made by Kevin Smith, Dogma and Mall Rats. Good for laugh although it's not comedy more split between romance and comedy.

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Basic plot is that One day good people who believe in god, and walk to churches and pray gets take to heaven, all others bad people and also not bad but just good decent folks who didn't believe in him stays on earth. And have to deal with apocalypse, rocks falling from skies occasionally, demons who kill people and make life on earth much harder sometimes, especially when you walk to work. Stuff like that, and during that time it's also possible to sustain normal relationship ? One couple tries :)
 
Zero Dark Thirty-this is about the decade long hunt for Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden after the 9/11 attacks until his capture and killing in May 2011, this has the same producer as The Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow) and it stars...Jessica Chastain, Mark Strong, Kyle Chandler and the late great James Gandolfini...really enjoyed this, very engrossing and tense from the start, terrific acting from Jessica Chastain 8
 
I saw Perks of being a Wallflower about a month ago, great film, I put a review of it up here and gave it a nine 👍

Thanks for the review Diego; off the back if it I watched it and was not disappointed. Very engrossing and thought provoking, probably one of the better movies I have watched in a long time.

The story for Fahrenheit 451 looks interesting, so I got the book for it too 👍.

Got me to watch it, too, also not disappointed!

I completely aagree. I think one of the biggest strengths of this movie is that it doens't try to be anything else... I saw it thinking 'okay, another school/coming of age movie' and was completely blown away.
 
Olympus Has Fallen-The White House is under attack by the North Koreans and the President and his staff are taken hostage, former Presidents head of security Mike Banning steps in to save the day, stars Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman...so first of all the bad things, the Korean attack is completely illogical, Eckhart is far from convincing as the president and its a bit too convienent that Banning should be there when the attack happens, but apart from that this is an enjoyable film, Butler is good at the action stuff and I was never bored during the near 2 hour duration, a good film 7
 
Hey I just saw one with Morgan Freeman, too! Now You See Me - Felt the acting was a bit flat throughout, somewhat clever, and somewhat too clever. Occasionally forced. Fun watch, but can't give it over a 6.5.
 
I've seen a bunch of movies lately... I just don't have internet at home nor the inclination to post the reviews in the 10-minute lunch hour I have recently at work.
 
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