What will you get?

[LancerEvo7]

A bowl of cereal. Hopefully it tastes like brains so I can distract them.

 

[TankAss95]

A roll of toilet paper.

 

[daan]

Oddly, to my immediate left in this room is a Turkish scimitar...

Slightly better than a Reliant Scimitar.

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I have...

Do I get to plug it in? Remove the front guard and it's shredded zombie time!

 

[Mr. S]

Naturally I get stuck with a pillow.

23" DELL Widescreen. My employer won't be amused.

 

[Jacob]

I have a spoon. I fail to see how it would make a difference during the forthcoming apocalypse.

 

[Adamgp]

I'm at work, so a couple boxes of paper clips.

I'll have to channel my inner McGuyver....

 

[F1 fan]

I have an empty coke can...

I could probably fashion it into a sharp empty coke can though.

 

[Minty]

I just realized, if I had seen this a few days ago I would've had my brother's 30.06 rifle. It was leaning right against the cup holder. Damn.

 

[Pupik]

A pack-and-play.

It's metal, it folds up, it's blunt. It also plays soft music.

 

[mattythedog]

A roll of toilet paper.

You were on GTP on the loo?

 

[E28]

A sofa cushion.

I'm doomed...

 

[MagpieRacer]

Bunk bed..

 

[Guitar613]

A Painting....

 

[con360]

My Zelda Ocarina...

 

[Cowboys965]

My staircase railing.

Maybe I could take a wooden bar off, lol.

 

[illuminationx]

This, but hanging on a guitar wall mount, along with 2 other guitars. No way in hell I'm using that. I also have my switchblade in that same directions.

 

[Camaroyenko]

This, but hanging on a guitar wall mount, along with 2 other guitars. No way in hell I'm using that. I also have my switchblade in that same directions.

You better not use that....


I have a guitar book on my left.

 

[rocko100]

You were on GTP on the loo?

With a TankAss like his he needs to spend more time on the loo than a normal person

Can a lamp kill zombies?

 

[Camaroyenko]

With a TankAss like his he needs to spend more time on the loo than a normal person

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Can a lamp kill zombies?

If it's one of those long skinny lamps, you can use it as a javelin

 

[Cowboys965]

Now I have a desk lamp, a small table, a pair of headphones, my PS3 games and the stand they're on.

Oh, and I have a coaster and my wallet. But with a $100 bill!

 

[Guardian]

My Ipod...erm...help.

 

[rb26x]

Next to the finger on my ipod is my fist. Other than that, my cat. She wouldn't do very well though...

 

[axletramp]

My iPhone... hmm. 💡 I could talk him into making repeated calls for the next 10 years and hope the microwaves boil his already mushy brain. I'd hide the hands free kit.
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That's not going to work is it?

 

[W3H5]

Put on Plants Vs Zombies and show him how to play. It'll give you hours to make your escape!

 

[Tesla]

A black friend

 

[axletramp]

Put on Plants Vs Zombies and show him how to play. It'll give you hours to make your escape!

Damn it! If only I had your zombie survival skillzzzzzzzzzzzz!

 

[turbowrx]

Coca Cola Zero, the soda death!!

 

[atemiss]

I get stuck with a Warm embrace.lol.

 

[Omnis]

Bring it.