What would you change about you?

Originally posted by GTJugend
^Posted many posts here. Almost enough to mabye consider "like myself for who I am" instead? :)

Yeah. I'm a real gem: a procrastinating, hypersensitive smart-ass. Wanna be my friend?

I'd also quit smoking, staying up too late, pissing in the back yard, compulsively masturbating, and robbing banks.
 
Originally posted by milefile
Yeah. I'm a real gem: a procrastinating, hypersensitive smart-ass. Wanna be my friend?

I'd also quit smoking, staying up too late, pissing in the back yard, compulsively masturbating, and robbing banks.

I'd rather not think about how stale GTP would be without replies like these.

Now that I think of it, I'd also like to change my attitude towards working out, I sit on my ass much too long for one too many days.
 
Originally posted by milefile
Yeah. I'm a real gem: a procrastinating, hypersensitive smart-ass. Wanna be my friend?

wow.. hmm.. backyard pisser.. as a zealously clean virgo I have to think about it.
 
Originally posted by milefile
I'd also quit smoking, staying up too late, pissing in the back yard, compulsively masturbating, and robbing banks.


sounds just like me:lol:
 
I'd give myself super powers. Like teleportation - pop into a vault and grab some cash. X-Ray vision. Check out girls in their undies, you know the drill. Maybe flight so I could wizz around in the air and see things from the clouds.

And lazer beams from my eyes. But not like Cyclops. His stuff is out of control.
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
I'd give myself super powers. Like teleportation - poop into a vault and grab some cash. X-Ray vision. Check out girls in their undies, you know the drill. Maybe flight so I could wizz around in the air and see things from the clouds.

And lazer beams from my eyes. But not like Cyclops. His stuff is out of control.
When I originally read that I thought for sure I saw it say that. . . Then again I am still a little loopy from last night at work. . . If I could change anything it would be the slur in my voice now. . . As for super powers. . . I gotz 'em already, they get played out. . .
 
Originally posted by menglan
dude, i have eczema too. it sucks.:banghead:
Yup, it sure does. I don't think I've ever known what it's like to not be itchy... I've scratched myself at least 3 times now just in the course of typing this post. Oh, 4 times now.
 
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