In america there are lots of americans. And lots of mexicans, I cant go buy something at the supermarket without searching for the english side, and pringles have two diffrent cans, one english, one spanish. There are alot of people who drive vehicles that are way to large, and lots of fat people. There are places that you can go and not see another person in days, and places you can go where you cant manage to get away from people. America is in no way "the best country in the world" and I hate you if you think it is. Canada is out largest supplier of oil yet they pay higher prices than we do. Farmers are becoming angry for some reason, and republicans and democrats are angry for some other reason. The green party is sitting in a corner waiting for the downfall of america so they can take over. Hiliary clinton thinks she can become the next president, and bill is alright with that. The largest producer of non-latex baloons is about 1/2 mile away that makes me feel special, but I'm not. The air is hot and muggy, unless it is winter then the air is fridged and freezing my boogers. Cars wont start in the winter, yet we are loosing snowfall every year, pretty soon the only place you can ride your snowmobile is on the fake snow at the ski places, and they get pretty pissed at you for doing so. You cant drink until you are 21 and you get a big insurance break at that age, which makes absolutly no sence to me. Your parents own your a$$ till you are 18 and they love it, as soon as you leave they get all sad and wonder why you left so soon. College tuition keeps going up, and the year that I graduated they made the SAT bigger and more important. The only way to have money is to be born into it, to win the lottery, or to sue mcdonalds because you have no self controll and got fat from eating that crap non-stop, and then to top that you were supprised that you did get fat. Lawyers and judges are slimey creatures, only looking out for who signs their pay checks. Skinney people think they are fat, and fat people think they are skinney. Short people want to be tall, and tall people want to be short. The only place where America doesnt drive you crazy, is if you are dead, or already crazy. If you are already crazy then america is perfect for you. There are so many stupid laws that no one knows that you could be arrested for taking your garbage out to late, or for peeing in the woods where no one can see you. Marijuana seems to be a "killer" "gateway" drug, yet alchohol yeilds more deaths a year than pot does, can anyone explain this? Superman does not exist, nor does smallville or metropolis. Spiderman does exist but ever since that whole mary jane leaving him for doc oc he has become fat and lazy. Batman is not a real super hero(has nothing to do with america I just dont like batman, he has no powers, and likes to sleep with teenage boys in spandex). We call our selves the world champions of a sport which only two countries compete in. We spend millions and millions of dollars every year on crap we dont need, and most of the time dont really want. The soup is either too hot or too cold.
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