When did you last make a big idiot out of yourself?

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When did you last make a big idiot out of yourself? I did a few weeks ago. That girl I was talking about on another thread had been dumped by her boyfreind and she was upset. (so I was right about her boyfreind after all) So she came and sat with me and my mate. I was really nervous and acted really weird, opps. :lol: Don't think she cared, but it was still embrassing.
 
Well, there's this girl I'm friends with and for years we've looked each other up and down and gone "eeeurgh" as a private joke.

I sneaked up behind who I thought was her and did it really loudly in her ear. It was not her.

Edit: Oh, and I always make a tit of myself when drunk.
 
daan
Really? Hadn't noticed...
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I thought he was always drunk. Gets a beer, drinks it down, gets another. Drinks that one down, then gets another one. Repeats this process ten times. Then goes into the liitle boys room and bends over the toilet untill his finished, well... you know. Then he repeats all of that untill he colapeses on the floor, and wakes up in the morning with a serious hangover! :ouch:

Edit: I must be drunk myself. I've just realised this has only been posted for 10 seconds, and I have spelt colapses wrong!
 
Skid Mark 33
I thought he was always drunk. Gets a beer, drinks it down, gets another. Drinks that one down, then gets another one. Repeats this process ten times. Then goes into the liitle boys room and bends over the toilet untill his finished, well... you know. Then he repeats all of that untill he colapeses on the floor, and wakes up in the morning with a serious hangover!
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You don't know me.:grumpy:

I can't be bothered picking out and contemplating the personal digs in this thread, so I'll just carry with another story of idiocy.
I did food tech at GCSE and set fire to the same oven 3 times.
 
I was on a crowed bus today and it was pretty crowed so i didnt have much to hold on to. The momment the driver slammed on the brakes, i kinda lost balance and fell onto a woman that was sitting down. It wasnt much of a deal, but everybody kinda looked over.
 
There are two buses that go on the same route but one is an express bus and stops every 4-5 stops instead of every stop. The express bus doesnt stop at my stop but I got on and planned to walk the rest of the way. I was on the bus for a while listening to music and kind of 'switched off' When i realised i was coming to my stop I pressed the bell, the bus didnt stop so I pressed the bell again but the driver carried on driving so I went up to the driver and asked him why he didnt stop when i rang the bell, I was kind of pissed off and wasnt exactly talking quietly. This was a crowded bus and people were now looking at me. The driver said calmly 'Your on the wrong bus then mate.'
I went all quiet and felt sooo stupid, worst was that I still had to stay on the bus for a few stops with people giving me stupid looks:ouch:

Public transport sucks.
 
When I reversed into my mates car :ouch:

And a video of me at a party helping a girl that was passed out, except it looks like I wasn't exactly helping in the video....
 
i walked into a wrong classroom today in school and i was like...:odd: and then the teacher was like i dont think you're in this class:ouch:
 
I pulled out my grandma's car from her driveway and almost ran over her neighbor's mailbox. I wasn't expecting the brake pedal to be like stepping in mashed potatoes. I finally had to floor it to stop the car.

What is it with women and their aversion to car maintenance anyway? My mom's and grandma's cars are the only ones I've driven with brakes like that.
 
Lately, every time I walk into a room I feel a little funny.
The gout has been kicking up lately, and I have a patented "Festus Limp" going a lot of the time.
 
Today, when I went to my school's Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction. This girl I rather much liked was selling tickets, so I bolted right into her friend to get out! I would later come under review that day...

And Skid Mark 33: Aren't you a bit young to be drinking? We're both 14!
 
Probably everytime I make a post. My spelling is 'teh suxors'. ;)
 
I walked into a bathroom and once in the stall i hear a high pitched giggle as someone walked in. I think to myself "somebodies gunna be having a fun time in here". As I think that I look down, "hey, that's not usually there. Oh crap, i'm in the wrong bathroom :scared:". Not only that, as I walk out of the stall, I decide to try to explain the mix-up to a lady waiting for her daughters as I quickly walk out the door.

Ive never felt so embarrassed in my life. It didn't help any that the lady and everyone outside the bathroom gave me a look like i'm the devil or something :grumpy:
 
Diablo'
I walked into a bathroom and once in the stall i hear a high pitched giggle as someone walked in. I think to myself "somebodies gunna be having a fun time in here". As I think that I look down, "hey, that's not usually there. Oh crap, i'm in the wrong bathroom :scared:". Not only that, as I walk out of the stall, I decide to try to explain the mix-up to a lady waiting for her daughters as I quickly walk out the door.

Ive never felt so embarrassed in my life. It didn't help any that the lady and everyone outside the bathroom gave me a look like i'm the devil or something :grumpy:
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OUCH!!!!

I feel sorry for ya man.

EDIT: I remember one time riding my bike into a telephone pole. (I was looking backwards at a fine woman!)
 
I'm about to make a big idiot of myself by admitting this to you guys...

Last night I had to drive my friend somewhere, and wait in the car for her...for 3 hours. Anyway, my boredom got the better of me and I ended up sticking my finger in the cigarette lighter to see if it was hot.

It was. Very.
 
Tonight at work I added up 31 and 12 real quick, and got 52.

Which wouldn't be that bad, if I didn't have to yell out loud "TWO SETS OF SPECIALS, 31 AND 12, SO FIFTY TWO TOTAL PIECES" Not sure if anyone noticed.


A few days ago me and my girlfriend were watching something on the Discovery channel about I-80. She asked me "How far does 80 go?" and I replied "All the way to California"

She asked "Which way, north or south?"


She drives on 80 almost every day. 80 is an East/West highway, obviously, and California is inexcusably West.
 
I walked into a door then I moved out of the way and hit the wall.
I fell asleep in my math class then the teacher told me to stand up against the wall and then I fell asleep standing against the wall. Does these count?
 
I can’t really think of anything. Normally when I make an ass out of myself it’s on purpose, so I dunno…

nk4e
I fell asleep in my math class then the teacher told me to stand up against the wall and then I fell asleep standing against the wall.
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ROFL! :lol:
 
A local Hawaiian BBQ opened up near my work and was giving out free food. So I rushed over there and waited in line for my turn. The employee asked "what do you want to order" and I couldn't reply, I had no money so I asked for the free meal. So, I confused the employee then she talked to her boss and the boss said that everything was for free. Being in a hurry because I was on my lunch. I didn't know what to order and when I did order, I took out my wallet and asked how much it was. The boss said it was for free and I couldn't hear him because I was hungry. So ordering that meal took 20 minutes and he gave me a free drink that I thought I had to pay for and I still had my wallet in my hand.
 
nk4e
I fell asleep in my math class then the teacher told me to stand up against the wall and then I fell asleep standing against the wall. Does these count?
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I remember a similar situation back in 7th grade. I was so tired in math class that I fell asleep right on my open binder and all of my stuff. My teacher didn't bother waking me up, and I slept through the entire class. When the bell rang, I woke up and when I picked up my head, the entire side of my face was strung with drool. My whole binder was saturated; it was pretty embarrassing.
 
Can't really remember anything recent, but just before I was doing my GCSE exams about 18 months ago me and a friend decided to see how long we could stay awake. He managed 30-40 hours whereas I went on to get a total of 82 hours, going to sleep the Sunday afternoon with exams on the Monday. Monday's English exams passed without incident, but it all caught up with me on the Tuesday afternoon. I'd finished my Science exam early and had over an hour to spare, so I sat there getting very bored, ending up with me falling asleep in a hall of 200+ people. I was only awoken by a teacher when I was questioned as to why I hadn't left with the rest of my row at the end of the exam.
 
When I was about 11 or 12, and my voice was changing, I was standing in the back of the class, trying to get my teacher's attention. I meant to say "Teacher" or something like that, but what came out was a girly squeak that didn't sound like anything verbal.

I don't think I spoke in class again after that.
 

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