Who the hell are you ?

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  • Real name: David
  • White, African American, and Japanese. (a white boy with an afro)
  • Chinese Zodiac: Ox
  • 6'2", 260lbs. (girls love big men)
  • Lives in the horrible little city of Merced, California, home of UC Merced and not much else.
  • Currently a manager at a large fast-food chain. (hint: It ain't McDonald's)
  • Majoring in Computer Science
  • Hates school
  • Rather get paid doing something useful
  • Saving money for a third generation 3000GT VR-4
  • Spends too much on computer hardware
  • Solves people's computer problems and misadventures
  • Listens to Trance music
  • Enjoys Top Ramen a little too much
  • Loves the quiet girls, but always ends up with the noisy ones
  • Fetish for Asian girls...
  • Extremely loyal to those who mean the most
  • Can't say "no"
  • Practices the religion of NASCAR
  • Dreams of being an Air Force fighter pilot
  • A die-hard Neoconservative 9/11 Republican
 
Young_Warrior
You do weights 👍 :D
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I got a York medium set that I've had for years (I asked for it a few Xmas ago but never really got into it, till last August.)
4 x 1.1kg
8 x 2.3kg (Some are still in storage)
2 x 4.5kg
A barbell and 2 dumbell bars.

Figured it would help my karate and rugby, but mainly because all my mates were in South Africa and I was bored.
 
Born in Hungary, moved to Sweden 4 years ago. Speaks perfect Swedish...I'm a genius.

Real name : Zsolt - 172-4cm and 60kg+
Favorite Food : Sandwiches, Fast food, Thai and Mexican food.
Favorite Drink : Milk, Cola, Vanilla Coke
Favorite Tv show : Simpsons, Family guy, American dad, Futurama
Favorite Game : GTA San Andreas 👍
Music : Rock (mostly from 70's - 90's), Psy-Trance
Favorite Bands : AC/DC and alots of other rock bands, Infected Mushroom
Favorite Movie : Biker Boyz, 2f&2f <---Just for a laugh!

Hobbies : MTB, TV Games, PC....*sigh*

I hate...
Waiting and my slow ass PC.
 
Viper Zero
Lives in the horrible little city of Merced, California, home of UC Merced and not much else.
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Is it true that Merced isn’t even complete yet, and most classes are being held in the library? Most pictures I’ve seen of the campus just look like a big pile of dirt.
 
Are you serious? I'm 20 and only 5'9". Maybe I am small :lol:.
 
Cosmic
You are small for being 17.
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Yup – I’ve grown one inch in the past four or five years (while I have friends who’ve grown half a foot in the same time span); I used to be tall for my age, and now I’m a bit short for my age. I don’t really have a problem with being on the small side, except that clothing stores seem to have forgotten that smaller Americans still exist – trying to find small sizes these days is damn near impossible.
 
Real Name: Matt Coleman.
Date Of Birth: 24th Of March, 1988.
Home: Yarramalong, New South Wales, Australia
Born In: Ulverstone, Tasmania, Australia
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 65 kg or 143 lbs
Hair: Past my ears, down to my eyes, at the bottom of my neck. Very dark brown.
Eyes: Blue

Occupation: Unemployed. Seeking full-time job.
Car: 1982 Datsun Bluebird Venturer - Blue (interestingly, wouldn't you agree, Sage? :p)
Girlfriend: Ahmie

Music: Death Metal, Black Metal, Heavy Metal, Tech Metal, Melodeath, Thrash Metal, Speed Metal, Classic Rock, Seattle Sounds.
Favourite Movie/s: Scarface and GoodFellas.
Favourite TV Show: The Sopranos, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons and (currently) Arrested Development.
Favourite Video Game/s: Grand Theft Auto Series, Gran Turismo Series, FIFA Series, Doom, Postal II.
Interests: Music, GTPlanet, Ahmie.

Normal Attire: Black Shirt, Jeans and White Shoes.

Ambition/s: To produce music for a living.
 
Name: Chris
Favorite Color : Blue
Quest : I uh, seek the holy grail. :dopey:

5'4", 118 lbs (damn I'm skinny)

Favorite food: Farfalle with Tomato & Basil sauce and Chicken Parmigiana, Beef and Potato stew, and a Burrito from Chipotle.

Favorite Drink :Water, Tea, iced tea, Coffee

Favorite clothes : hmm.. stuff I like. I like humorous T shirts.

Favorite shoes : what ever I like, I'm not partial. I like sandals alot.

Favorite Movies : Kelly's heroes, Cheech and chong up in smoke, Smokey and the Bandit

Favorite music genre : Rock, classic rock, hard rock, blues, (anything but rap, country, and punk)

Favorite recording artists: Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen

Favorite TV show : mythbusters, Emeril Live, stuff on history channel,

Favorite car: 1960 Chevy Belair (without the post)

Favorite Game: GTA Ps2 series, GT series, Vigilante 8, Risk, ratchet & clank series

Hobbies: model cars, stuff, I like to snowboard when I can, cooking,

Likes: The Kansas City Chiefs, architechture, cooking, lego,

Dislikes: Mushrooms, eczema, racists, medical instruments, phosphoric acid, Chinese car companies, the oakland raiders, pretentious skiiers, Michael Newdow, Michael Moore, PETA, Ralph Nader (I like the corvair damnit), MTV,
 
Lo! I'm a 6'3" fat guy from Spokane, WA

Favorite Food: Chicken caeser salads...on a diet

Favorite Drinks: water & lemonade...again the diet

Favorite Music: Modern rock and industrial

Favorite Music Artists: Nirvana and Junkie XL

Favorite TV Artists: Do cartoon characters count? If so, then Stewie from family guy, or hoominz, then the weird detective guy from law&order,I think.

Favorite TV Shows: Futurama, Family Guy, and paranormal crap from the travel channel

Favorite Movies: The 5th element, war of the worlds(new one), the day after tomorrow, the core, any end-of-the-world-si-fi-esque-type movies are all good.

Favorite Games: Gran Turismo 4...derr :crazy: ...soul calibur 3, and that's it for now

Dislikes: Indigestion :sick: , bad moods, bad manners, stoopit people, the insanely long wait for Drum Corps season to start-and of course for the PS3 an GT5, money(for it's the root of all evil)
 
standard235, hailing from beautiful (cough, now where's my money) Washington, Illinois. Home of the worst place for urban MTB in the world.

Sick, sweet downhill down in Sunnyland, which is technically East Peoria.

Like foods.... umm, lots of different rock. Classic.... not really.

Um, like cars... learning about the inner-mechanitions of things holds my interest. Riding my mountainbike is awesome. Um, head on into trees at 20mph isn't...

Wait, umm... yeah, and I am in 8th grade, 13 yrs of age, and will be in Honors Geometry next year for my Frosh year. Fun stuff.

Thanks for reading.
 
Jimmy Enslashay
Car: 1982 Datsun Bluebird Venturer - Blue (ironically)
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Ooh, Giles would kill you for that. ;) (It’s interestingly or incidentally, not ironically – it would be ironic if it were called Blue Paint Edition and was painted red.)
 
Cosmic
Born in Hungary, moved to Sweden 4 years ago. Speaks perfect Swedish...I'm a genius.

Real name : Zsolt - 172-4cm and 60kg+
Favorite Food : Sandwiches, Fast food, Thai and Mexican food.
Favorite Drink : Milk, Cola, Vanilla Coke
Favorite Tv show : Simpsons, Family guy, American dad, Futurama
Favorite Game : GTA San Andreas 👍
Music : Rock (mostly from 70's - 90's), Psy-Trance
Favorite Bands : AC/DC and alots of other rock bands, Infected Mushroom
Favorite Movie : Biker Boyz, 2f&2f <---Just for a laugh!

Hobbies : MTB, TV Games, PC....*sigh*

I hate...
Waiting and my slow ass PC.
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I just saw you're avvy... CJ is gangstaaaa !!! lol I see 2 Tek9... I prefer the Micro SMG (Mac10 in real life) :)

Well... I great you into MY club ! The SloW AzZ PCz !!! lol
 
Viper Zero
  • Real name: David
  • White, African American, and Japanese. (a white boy with an afro)
  • Chinese Zodiac: Ox
  • 6'2", 260lbs. (girls love big men)
  • Lives in the horrible little city of Merced, California, home of UC Merced and not much else.
  • Currently a manager at a large fast-food chain. (hint: It ain't McDonald's)
  • Majoring in Computer Science
  • Hates school
  • Rather get paid doing something useful
    [*]Saving money for a third generation 3000GT VR-4
    [*]Spends too much on computer hardware
  • Solves people's computer problems and misadventures
  • Listens to Trance music
  • Enjoys Top Ramen a little too much
    [*]Loves the quiet girls, but always ends up with the noisy ones
  • Fetish for Asian girls...
  • Extremely loyal to those who mean the most
  • Can't say "no"
  • Practices the religion of NASCAR
  • Dreams of being an Air Force fighter pilot
  • A die-hard Neoconservative 9/11 Republican
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Oh well... I wish I could save enough to tune my own car...

I wish I could to that too... I got a slow *****... lol

Oh really ?? I hope theres quiet girls in Cali, because here.... We dont know what is a "quiet girl"... lol
 
Real name: Brian
African American (though both parents were born and raised in Jamaica)
Zodiac: Some say Libra, some say Scorpio
6'1"
Lives on the border of the Bronx and Yonkers; born in New Rochelle
Worked in a sugar factory over the summer -- which marked the beginning of my moving from "slightly left of center" to "left"
Majoring in International Business; will get MBA (hopefully PhD) in Economics
Listens to mostly Rap and R&B; but enjoys a wide variety of music overall
"Radical" left-winger
Prefers Swedish cars (but likes all cars in general)
Refuses to own a normally aspirated car
Favorite TV shows: Law & Order (all versions), Top Gear & Fifth Gear, Mythbusters, and Dirty Jobs (with Mike Rowe)
Regrets registering as a Republican
Eventually wants to live & work in Manhattan
 
Sage
Ooh, Giles would kill you for that. (It’s interestingly or incidentally, not ironically – it would be ironic if it were called Blue Paint Edition and was painted red.)
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Gah. You and your grammatical book-smarts...

I'll fix it, but only because you're older than me.
 
Sage
Is it true that Merced isn’t even complete yet, and most classes are being held in the library? Most pictures I’ve seen of the campus just look like a big pile of dirt.
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The UC is no where near complete. It will take the next ten years to finish the main campus and another twenty to complete the surrounding buildings. The UC would have opened sooner but, a group of left-wing hippies were moaning about how the development of the campus would destroy the Ferry Shrimp population. That's right, they have nothing better to do than to worry about something people eat and screw me over from attending the UC. Plus, Democrats up in Sacramento were holding up funds for the UC, but that's normal politics.

Most of the classes are held in the library and cafeteria, as you said. Some classes are held at the community college here too.

DJ-CiviC
Oh well... I wish I could save enough to tune my own car...
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Yeah, tell me about it. I'll worry about tunning later, I need to get the car first.
I wish I could to that too... I got a slow *****... lol
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Mostly, I've bought accessories like the Z-5500 5.1 speakers and MX3100 wireless input from Logitech and my brand new 2005FPW widescreen LCD from Dell. As far as my system goes, I'm still running hardware put together from 2001.
Oh really ?? I hope theres quiet girls in Cali, because here.... We dont know what is a "quiet girl"... lol
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Yeah, you have to stay away from the valley girls down in SoCal. :)

MrktMkr1986
Regrets registering as a Republican
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Regrets? Are you (or was) a fiscal conservative? I guess Republicans are out spending the Democrats now. :D
 
Viper Zero
Regrets? Are you (or was) a fiscal conservative?
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Fiscally, I'm definitely a liberal (leftist) now. According to the "political compass" test, I used to be slightly left of center on economic issues.

I say "regrets" because my original reasons for registering are now at odds with my current political philosophy.

I guess Republicans are out spending the Democrats now. :D
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:lol: True!

One can only imagine what the interest payments are going to look like, though... :scared:
 
My name is Dallas but my mates call me Brutis. Im a 20 year old blue collar Australian male and I am the Foreman in the factory I work in. I work anywhere from 40 - 60 hours a week and I really enjoy doin the "hard yakka" as we say here in Australia. When I'm not workin' I enjoy ridin', drinkin', partyin', gamin' and ofcourse, shaggin' :lol:

My favourites:

Food: Pizza.

Drink: In winter - Bundy Black and Coke. In summer - Crown Larger.

TV Show: The Sopranos

Music: Metal/Alternative

Band: Metallica

Clothes Brand: Billabong or Element

Car: Dream car would have to be a 69' Chevelle SS with optional 6/71 roots blower.

Game: GTA San Andreas

Sport: Freestyle Motocross

Movie: Some Kind of Monster
 
Not much to say about me.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
 
DQuaN
Not much to say about me.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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It's just amazing how you grew up to be a perfectley acceptable member of society after all that. Well, except for stealing your neighbours internet and challenging 15 yr old Welsh boys to drinking competitions :p...
 
My name - David, thats actually my middle name my first names Joseph but when I was little I had a few mates called Joe as well, there was me, Jo, and another Joe and it got confusing so we called Jo by her full name Joanna, Joe was Joe and I got called by my middle name and it just kind of stuck.

Age - 23
Birthday - 17th August 1982
Height - 5'9
Weight - It varies daily, I average about 12'6-7 stone which is 174-5lbs.
Waist - 32"

I have blue eyes (ladies), and my hair goes brown over the winter and blonde in the summer, I'm like a TVR but I change over time instead of perspective.

Fave food - The Chicken and Donna kebab, by far.
Fave Music - Hard to say really I like stuff like REM, Ters for fears, I like Radiohead a lot.
Fave drink - Strongbow
Blonde or Brunette - Brunette
Fave TV series - Band of Brothers
Fave movie - I like too many to choose, recently it's Man on Fire, but theres so many other films I really like it's probably not my faverout overall.

I live in South Manchester, always have done. I went to primary school in Withington and then I went to Parrs wood high school in East didsbury. After that I did a GNVQ level 3 in construction design at Stockport college. I currently live in West Didsbury with my girfriend Charlotte.

I have family living in Mansfield woodhouse in Yorkshire and some Family in Whitley bay, Newcastle. I also have family in Ireland but I don't really know any family members from over there.

My brother, now theres a tough one, the words psycopath and the phrase needs mental help, come to mind whenever I think of him. I've hated him for a few years now, he was living at home one Christmas when I was still living with my parents and he had a bit too much to drink and he started kicking in the windows os some bay doors we have, my dad confronted him and ended up with a knife through his hand. I can remember him coming back to the house after the police had come and gone and my dad had been taken to hospital, he wa banging on the door. I just stood next to it with a pool cue in my hand, he didn't get in but if he had, it wouldn't be the first time I hit him with a pool cue.

The troubled part of my life over, current affairs are good. I like to talk business a lot, I've run two businesses myself, one was my 100% own business, selling mobile phones but I didn't have the time to keep it going. The other which I'm currently doing is a partnership with two other guys, it's been runing for about 8 months now and the pace has been spot on.

Hobbies include - Pub's, club's, women, car's, movies, snooker, pool, go-karting, football.

Onto Football then, or soccer as some of you may call it. I play football weekly, I'm used to be in a team with my school but I screwed my ankle playing, not football but Tennis. Don't ask how you can tear all your ligaments and crack your bone playing tennis but I managed. It put me out for a long time, after that I just kept getting injured whenever I played, always the ankle. So I stopped, I play now and it doesn't cause me much trouble but I'm in no shape to get into a team anymore and tbh with my lifestyle at the moment I couldn't fit it in anyway.

If my business goes well into next year were opening up an office and hiring some people to work for us, if that hapens I'll be driving a nice new TVR Sagaris, I'm due to put a deposit down on one as things stand in January, it's a big deposit, but I'm not going to buy one until I know I'll be able to rely on my business (Phoneland UK if you were wondering) to bring in a set minimum of cash every month.
 

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