Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
 
MY answer:
Well, one day the chicken had a thought. As he was walking down the side of the paddock, looking over at the other side of the road, he said to himself, "I wonder what is on the other side of this road. I would like to see". So the chicken, full of joy, set off across his run, jumped the fence, and got to the road. He said "This side of the road is home. The other side of the road is unknown territory. This is one small step for me, and one huge great big flap of the wings for chickenkind". So off sets the chicken, over the road, but in the middle a car suddenly appears. the chicken stops dead, unable to move. Suddenly, the car is upon him, but he is STILL rooted to the spot! Here comes the car! The car sees the chicken, and tries to brake! Too late, he hits the chicken! The chicken gets thrown 200 metres in the other direction, and is dead. But wait. Is he? Suddenly he sits up, shakes himself, and continues his journey. He gets to three quarters of the way across, and has to stop, because the car made him bleed. The chicken waits till the blood coagulates, and finishes his journey.

THAT is why the chicken crossed the road.
 
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