Women that need friends :)

[miata13B]

You road to fine women have fun browsing. . .

I found afew in my area, and actually one cute girl too, but it makes you wonder

WTF are they in jail for... hmm. . . things that make you go hmmm!

 

[Kent]

Can you say... Lorrenna bobit?

lol...

I feel sorry for most of the women in such a situation.

Not much you can say though.

But it does make you wonder.

 

[miata13B]

you -> Doc, what does it mean when fire shoot out your d#$%

doctor -> So your getting a burning sensation?

you -> No doc, fire shoot out my d#$@


The Bobbit thing, it made me go Eddie Murphy on you, sorry.

 

[mayorbill11]

LOL

 

[ledhed]

I can't touch this...aaaaaarggggg,,,stay back...no

 

[koolsax]

Umm, how did you find that?

 

[miata13B]

I was listening to the radio last night on my way to my girls house... On 101.1 Real Rock where I live, they started talking to the owner of this website, so I listened like a do-mass listener and called my roommate and had him go to the site

 

[epic]

"Add to Cart"

Ahahahahahahaha...!

 

[Acidman]

ummmmm.......

 

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Originally posted by GoKents
Can you say... Lorrenna bobit?

The Saga of John Wayne Bobbitt
(sung to the tune 'In the Jungle')

A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,

In the village, the quiet village, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the village, the quiet village, Lorrena creeps tonight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight,
In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen, Lorena gets the knife.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, John pissed off his wife tonight,
In the bedroom, Lorena's bedroom, she chopped with all her might.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, Lorena speeds tonight,
On the roadway, the village roadway, she tossed his weenie right.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

On the roadway, the village roadway, they searched for half the night,
On the roadway, the village roadway, they found his weinie sliced.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and make my weinie right.
Oh please my doctor, please rush my Doctor and sew it back on tight.
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack
A weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenie, a weenie whack whack-a-whack

A weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack,
a weenie-whack-a-weenie-whack-a-wheenie-whack
​

 

[milefile]

Heh. Jon Benet? I thought she was dead.

But maybe we'll see her mother on this site someday.

 

[Red Eye Racer]

Thats...... just...... not.......right, IMO.

Why would you dress your non-teenage child like that? It's never made any sence to me

 

[miata13B]

Dhere she blows matey. . . Get the harpoons and canons out. . . We're going cow hunting!!!

 

[DGB454]

On that website about women behind bars. Did you look at the women? It's like you are shopping for them. There is even a shopping cart button and a checkout button.
Very weird.

 

[miata13B]

check please. I'll take two blondes that are 115lbs and 5'4 with three redheads of different heights, none exceeding 115lbs and no one that has been brutallized by the ugly stick

 

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Originally posted by miata13B
I'll take two blondes that are 1105lbs and 5'4...

Do you like them wide and short?

 

[miata13B]

short wide and a big hidden surprise, now where is that flour I need?