Worst Line in a Movie

[Danoff]

Star Wars Episode II

"I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth"

 

[vat_man]

Man - how do you top that? That's a shocker.

The entire script of 'Batman and Robin'?

 

[Jugend]

"Your mother is an astronaut!"

(Harrelson to Snipes in White men can't jump)

/D

 

[Raptor65]

I agree. I had a sharp pain in my ears when I heard that line from Star Wars.

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by vat_man
Man - how do you top that? That's a shocker.

The entire script of 'Batman and Robin'?

Yes.

 

[Danoff]

"I'd have to cast feeblemind on myself to go out with you."

-Dangeons and Dragons

 

[Danoff]

I'll nominate the whole script from Highlander 4 end game.

 

[Matrixhasu77]

I'd have to say anything said by Jar Jar in Star Wars: Episode I. One of thee most annoying CG characters ever.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Jar Jar wasn't even as bad as Polly Shore!👎

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by Matrixhasu77
I'd have to say anything said by Jar Jar in Star Wars: Episode I. One of thee most annoying CG characters ever.

Ssshhh!! He has a speech impediment! You'll hurt his feelings!

 

[Raptor65]

Ssshhh!! He has a speech impediment! You'll hurt his feelings!

AHHHHH!!! HAHAHAH!!! That's hilarious!!!


*oh gosh! Must catch breath.. can't breath (eyes watering)

Why can't they make smilies with bigger smiles and with tears coming out of their eyes.

 

[Matrixhasu77]

Originally posted by Naoki
Ssshhh!! He has a speech impediment! You'll hurt his feelings!

I wonder if he spat with every word that he ever said. Think about it... if he were real, all the other characters would be shielding themselves from spit.

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by Raptor65
AHHHHH!!! HAHAHAH!!! That's hilarious!!!


*oh gosh! Must catch breath.. can't breath (eyes watering)

Why can't they make smilies with bigger smiles and with tears coming out of their eyes.

It was that funny? Sweet!

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by Matrixhasu77
I wonder if he spat with every word that he ever said. Think about it... if he were real, all the other characters would be shielding themselves from spit.

That'd probably be true.

 

[Raptor65]

It was that funny? Sweet!

Yes...Yes it was.

 

[Der Alta]

"As you wish", From the Princess Bride.

I'd wager the director was thinking "I've got the next "where's the beef" tag line that everyone will be using." Only to realize when watching the movie, the line simply showed the guy was whipped.

AO

 

[Ethix101]

I saw the movie "Get Carter" a while back and everytime I heard Stallone say "I'm gonna have to take this to another level" (or whatever the line was) I couldn't stop from laughing..it just sounded so corny.

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by Raptor65
Yes...Yes it was.

 

[Danoff]

"It means buckle your seatbelt dorothy, because kansas is going byebye." - Matrix

 

[Rue]

This line from Cradle 2 the Grave was absolutely hysterical. This movie was THE worst movie I have ever seen.

Let me set the scene: Shady weapons dealers and Banana Repblic generals stereotypically kitted out in their native countries' attire (Black man in leopard skin hat. Really.) gather in a disused warehouse in South Central LA to watch a demonstration of atomic power in a perspex tube, while the overseer of proceedings commentates on the destructive power of the atomic diamonds (Yes, atomic diamonds).

"We're now reaching the yield level of a Sidewinder Missile. Enough power to take out a tank. Tomahawk Cruise Missile. Enough to destroy a building. Scud. That's a few city blocks gone. Hiroshima. Two Hiroshimas. NEW WORLD ORDER."

Oh, how I laughed!

 

[donbenni]

I don't think that was the worst line from Cradle 2 the Grave. I'll have to watch it again and come back to you about what i think is.

 

[Anderton Prime]

At least Batman and Robin had some good Arnold one-liners, even if they were the corniest of them all...remember these?:

"Everyone...chill."

"Cool Party."

"Well well well, what have we here? Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Hand over the diamond, Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch."

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me!"

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest, and prepare to FEAST!"

"At 30,000 feet, your heart will freeeeze...and beat no more!"

"Take 2 of these, and call me in the morning!"

But the MacGregor's Syndrome crap was the worst turd-laden toilet water ever in a movie. Me and my buddy laugh about it to this day..."I've got MacGregor's Syndrome, Stage 58!" "OH NO!!"

Anyway, here's my submission, which almost ruined one of my favourite movies:

The entire Trinity death scene from Matrix Revolutions. What the HELL! It just kept on going and going, to the point where it was almost making fun of itself, like something you'd see in a Naked Gun movie!!

 

[Anderton Prime]

This line from Cradle 2 the Grave was absolutely hysterical. This movie was THE worst movie I have ever seen.

Let me set the scene: Shady weapons dealers and Banana Repblic generals stereotypically kitted out in their native countries' attire (Black man in leopard skin hat. Really.) gather in a disused warehouse in South Central LA to watch a demonstration of atomic power in a perspex tube, while the overseer of proceedings commentates on the destructive power of the atomic diamonds (Yes, atomic diamonds).

"We're now reaching the yield level of a Sidewinder Missile. Enough power to take out a tank. Tomahawk Cruise Missile. Enough to destroy a building. Scud. That's a few city blocks gone. Hiroshima. Two Hiroshimas. NEW WORLD ORDER."

Oh, how I laughed!

When you watch a movie with DMX, you should be prepared for nothing more than crap.

Oh, I just thought of another one! This was from Hard To Kill with Steven Seagal. He's watching the bad guy on TV after he's been in a coma for 10 years (or something) and he recognizes / remembers the bad guy (who's now a politician) from his "catch phrase." It's "You can take that to the bank." The first time Seagal heard it was before his coma and he was doing surveillance on the guy. Then the guy has his family killed, so when Seagal hears it again, he purses his fat face up and says into the TV,

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator. The Blood Bank."

It would be enough to turn the movie off, except I knew there would be some scenes of Seagal breaking some guy's arm and beating the **** out of him with it.

 

[213101]

ive got a stupid line in my head that i cant remember the name of "i need nos lots of it"

 

[Anderton Prime]

ive got a stupid line in my head that i cant remember the name of "i need nos lots of it"

It souds like the first Fast & The Furious, but don't tell anyone I've seen that tripe.

 

[Famine]

Yes. It's the first one.

Worst line, combined with worst delivery goes to Andie McDowell in "Four Weddings and a Funeral".


"IsitrainingIhadn'tnoticed".

 

[Rue]

I don't think that was the worst line from Cradle 2 the Grave. I'll have to watch it again and come back to you about what i think is.

Again. "Hiroshima. Two Hiroshimas."

 

[TwinTurboJay]

ok, fast and Furious, Vin Diesel's character after the first street race, " .....granny shifting, not double clutching like you should..." Was Vin Diesel that much of an idiot that he didn;t know what he was saying made no sense ? I know he was probably told that by some ivy league graduate that spent a week on the street with some ricers, but DAMN !

 

[Anderton Prime]

ok, fast and Furious, Vin Diesel's character after the first street race, " .....granny shifting, not double clutching like you should..." Was Vin Diesel that much of an idiot that he didn;t know what he was saying made no sense ? I know he was probably told that by some ivy league graduate that spent a week on the street with some ricers, but DAMN !

I'll give you a little hint: perhaps the one thing that can ruin a movie faster than you can say "this sucks," is bad dialogue. But I wouldn't be so quick to blame Vin Diesel, since it was probably written by some ignoramus of a screenwriter who couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground. A friend of mine works on several big-budget movies that shoot here in Toronto and he's brought me home drafts of scripts with lines that are nothing short of the stupidest crap I've ever read in my life, and it's all straight from the writer's pen onto the paper. Actors can be crippled by bad dialogue. And of course, since they're the only ones you see on screen, everyone always blames them.

 

[daan]

The one line that really annoys me 'cso it's in loads of different films is...

"I don't know what to think/believe right now"