Worst you've dealt with online...

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The Stig Farmer
Oh God, I'm in a drag lobby with some kid claiming they're livestreaming us to YouTube (the channel they supplied does not exist... :sly:). They're typing in BLOCK CAPS and continually claiming they're trolling us. :lol:
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What's the room number? I want to check it out :lol:
 
RandomCarGuy17
In a cop lobby and these kids can't drive to save their life; I outran a citroen gt and Ferrari Enzo in my Evo. X.
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This is always what makes me wonder how they get these cars.
If they drive like that offline, then they must have a real hard time.
 
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Let's bring some positivity to this thread.

I just spent the past few hours in a full dirty shuffle room, and barring a few idiots who decided to be sore losers and go backwards 'round the track, we got some of the best racing in that I've ever seen. Towards the end, we even decided to start giving out cars to the winners. I personally ended up with two Speed 12's, an HSC, and a replacement HSR-II. Suffice to say, it was a good night.:cheers:
 
In the last minute, I was in a Sarthe lobby titled "all cars", so I decided to try out a NASCAR cup car on the track. Just as I was reaching the end of the straight:

*You were kicked out*

It couldn't have been my nationality, as there were German, Swiss and British players. Which only leaves my car. In that case, so much for "all cars". I'm pretty sure one of the cars in that lobby was an EK Civic with a Red Bull engine...
 
sonic378
This is always what makes me wonder how they get these cars.
If they drive like that offline, then they must have a real hard time.
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They weren't being clever cops either. One claimed my Evo X was speeding in the first place when it was pulling out of the pitstop; I can't control the speed it goes out of there. One of them rammed me 3 times with his citroen GT.
 
Could be worse. I was doing 70 on the second corner as I was in my Caterham (immense grip) and because a guy was in his Aventador (understeeeeeeeeeeer) and he had to slow to 59 or something. He gave me 1 point for speeding. When I was doing just 70.

Wha...?
 
Here's another story, I'm currently in a free run lobby on the nurburgring and some kid was trying to ram my GTR with a redbull because he claims that I rammed his tank car on purpose. I didn't do it on purpose, he had it parked on the road where I was trying to drive on and decided to drive in my way. Now, 2 other kids are calling me a b**ch for this. no logic.
 
:(

I just joined a Japanese lobby to try and get in a few good drift sessions.

I got kicked. Not sure why, but its probably because I didn't speak Japanese.

EDIT: Forgot to mention I wasn't even on the track.
 
RandomCarGuy17
Here's another story, I'm currently in a free run lobby on the nurburgring and some kid was trying to ram my GTR with a redbull because he claims that I rammed his tank car on purpose. I didn't do it on purpose, he had it parked on the road where I was trying to drive on and decided to drive in my way. Now, 2 other kids are calling me a b**ch for this. no logic.
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Are you still there???

I really want to see this :sly:
 
sparkytooth
Are you still there???

I really want to see this :sly:
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Too late, I just left and the 2 kids calling me a rammer left a few minutes ago. I just wanted to compare my laptime in my GTR black edition to my Enzo. The enzo still beat the gtr by nearly 20 seconds on the ring.
 
Where: Suzuka East drift lobby
Who: poorly-spoken person

Said person reverses around corners, sending cars flying off the course. The host was ghosting on the track and still hasn't returned as I type this.

Me
*is rammed off road* WTF?
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Chav
YOLO !!!!
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Said person does this for about ten minutes then leaves.

After about half an hour they returned.

Chav
Mine LFA looks da best !!!!!
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Me
Nope.avi
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Chav
Lool look at mah rims blud !!!!!!!
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About half the room are in LFAs, mostly in stock colours. This person's is black with bright pink wheels... yeah.

Me
You're a troll, no-one talks like that
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Random
2 cars tandem better guys
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Chav
LOL... 2 guys 1 drift LOOOOL !!!
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The Stig Farmer
Where: Suzuka East drift lobby
Who: poorly-spoken person

Said person reverses around corners, sending cars flying off the course. The host was ghosting on the track and still hasn't returned as I type this.

Said person does this for about ten minutes then leaves.

After about half an hour they returned.

About half the room are in LFAs, mostly in stock colours. This person's is black with bright pink wheels... yeah.
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So much facepalm action going on here... Don't get me wrong I do love a good set of pink rims but as for the rest? no, just no...
 
Chuck. Are you still there??

I really want to laugh in their faces as I've been feeling really low recently, I feel sick and I just want something to cheer me up.
 
sparkytooth
Chuck. Are you still there??

I really want to laugh in their faces as I've been feeling really low recently, I feel sick and I just want something to cheer me up.
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Of course I'm not still there, it was about 24 hours ago :P Let me build an RKM Mini and we'll attack the Nordschleife yah?
 
Sure why not??

We'll see if the Phantom and my Evozard can cheer me up alittle (Yesterday was a disaster).
 
This is something I don't get, I drove my Ford Focus RS in one other Nurburgring lobby and some guy I passed by (who was stationary) decided to hang behind my car in his Castrol Supra throughout the whole lap and then did it again in a 190 E. Why do people do that? Why do they like to hang behind someone else's car on purpose? I just wanted to do a time trial run in my green Focus, not race or cruise with anyone.
 
RandomCarGuy17
This is something I don't get, I drove my Ford Focus RS in one other Nurburgring lobby and some guy I passed by (who was stationary) decided to hang behind my car in his Castrol Supra throughout the whole lap and then did it again in a 190 E. Why do people do that? Why do they like to hang behind someone else's car on purpose? I just wanted to do a time trial run in my green Focus, not race or cruise with anyone.
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Happens way too much, especially in slower cars 👎

I decided to go on a track day at the 'Ring so tuned a Lancia Stratos up for time attacks, and I joined a lobby.

Your usual stuff was in the server, LFAs, Corvettes, Enzos, GTRs et al. So I decided not to ruffle feathers as they seemed like kids who'd get upset if I did. I joined the track and done the sighting lap so was on my timed lap; I encountered a GTR (gold chrome with pink wheels :yuck:) and he swerved on the track, so I decided to stay where I was on track. He went on, so I set off again, losing a bit of time. Then...

BANG! Guess who? Mr. GTR! He'd hung back and decided to ram me saying my car was "Old and slow lol" so I replied "It's a decent tune, though. Not a "decent" hack" one guy typed "HAHA LOL!" And got on to track in a Lotus Elise S1. He got rammed along with me by every single hacking 12 year old fool. Including the host. We left and joined another room and got talking 👍

Then guess who turns up in a "NO HACK" room? HACKERS! 👎:grumpy:
 
I deal with that a lot too, probably because I go on the Nurburgring and La Sarthe tracks a lot. There's always some obnoxious kid in a hacked Audi R8 going ludicrous speeds and getting in my way. I bet when I go online again, I deal with more annoying 12 year olds in redbulls and hacked civics trying to ram people.
 
RandomCarGuy17
This is something I don't get, I drove my Ford Focus RS in one other Nurburgring lobby and some guy I passed by (who was stationary) decided to hang behind my car in his Castrol Supra throughout the whole lap and then did it again in a 190 E. Why do people do that? Why do they like to hang behind someone else's car on purpose? I just wanted to do a time trial run in my green Focus, not race or cruise with anyone.
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Had that happen quite a few times. I don't get it either...
Once I was in a stock modern Fiat 500 on the Ring and had a guy in a Mazda 787 that apparently thought my car needed to be faster so he got behind me and pushed my little Fiat around the whole track. If I wanted to go that fast I would have picked a faster car.
 
Another annoying thing is that there's always someone wanting to race against one of my cars in a track day lobby. One guy in a tuned supra went against my stock GTR and thought it a good race, but I wasn't racing him though; I was comparing my laptime with another laptime I set in another car.
 
Joined a Nurburgring free run lobby. I proceeded to bring out my Lancer Evolution IV GSR and was greeted with a fully tuned Mazda MX-5 NC and a slightly tuned Audi TT Quattro '03. It was a game of cat-and-mouse as we switched positions numerous times and had a few hiccups here and there. In the end we were having a fun time. Then the host types "For newcomers, this is a testdrive lobby. Some will be kicked automatically." Without further adieu, half of the lobby was rejected including me, for no apparent reason. Some of you might know who I'm on about, but sadly I cannot share his/her name.
 

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