Yo Momma!!!!

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yo mammas so stupid, she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept
 
yo mammas so fat, she got more rolls then a bakery
 
yo mammas so fat, her picture fell off the wall
 
yo mammas so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone
 
yo mammas so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
 
yo mammas so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings tiemq
 
yo mammas so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas
 
yo mammas so stupid, she failed a blood test
 
yo mammas so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost
 
yo mammas so ugly, last time i saw something that looked like her, i pinned a tail on it
 
yo mammas so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
 
yo mammas so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
 
yo mammas so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds
 
hehehehehe... thats enough for now ;)
 
yo mammas so stupid, she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept
Heard that one. It's on that list you can download I posted a while back.
yo mammas so fat, she got more rolls then a bakery
Heard that one too.
 
Yo momma so stupid she failed kindergarten year after year after year!
 
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