Yo Momma!!!!

risingson77 · Mar 19, 2002

Originally posted by DessViperV-10
we not prejudice,we just kidding

yes we is. 😈

Puffy · Mar 28, 2002

yo' mommas breath is so nasty,when she burps her teeth have to duck

DessViperV-10 · Mar 28, 2002

Kaboom!!!

(realizes he shot a different person)

um sorry risingson,kyle ducked

risingson77 · Mar 28, 2002

's only a flesh wound...

DessViperV-10 · Mar 28, 2002

cool avatar dude...

risingson77 · Mar 28, 2002

Thanks!

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid
Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo mooma's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals!"

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn of the surveillance cameras

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's ugly when she walks down the street people say "Damn, is it halloween already?"

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her cloths on in strip joints.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so stupid she stole free bread.

risingson77 · Apr 3, 2002

:thumbsup:

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

That's only about a quarter of what I've got on my PC.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Download this. Inside there's a document with all my yo momma jokes. You'll need winzip or something like that to unzip it.

risingson77 · Apr 3, 2002

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Originally posted by risingson77
10Q.

What does that mean? :confused:

risingson77 · Apr 3, 2002

Say it out loud.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Say what out loud?

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Anyway. Yo Mooma jokes. This one's not on that list, I know.

Yo momma's so wide it takes two trains and a bus trip to get two her other side.

Shannon · Apr 3, 2002

Yo momma's so big she plays pool with the planets.

risingson77 · Apr 3, 2002

10Q. 10. Q.

Acid X · Apr 5, 2002

yo mammas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Acid X · Apr 5, 2002

yo mammas so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job