Yo Momma!!!!

[risingson77]

Originally posted by DessViperV-10
we not prejudice,we just kidding

yes we is. 😈

 

[Puffy]

yo' mommas breath is so nasty,when she burps her teeth have to duck

 

[DessViperV-10]

Kaboom!!!

(realizes he shot a different person)

um sorry risingson,kyle ducked

 

[risingson77]

's only a flesh wound...

 

[DessViperV-10]

cool avatar dude...

 

[risingson77]

Thanks!

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid
Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

 

[Shannon]

Yo mooma's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals!"

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank they turn of the surveillance cameras

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's ugly when she walks down the street people say "Damn, is it halloween already?"

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her cloths on in strip joints.

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so stupid she stole free bread.

 

[risingson77]

:thumbsup:

 

[Shannon]

That's only about a quarter of what I've got on my PC.

 

[Shannon]

Download this. Inside there's a document with all my yo momma jokes. You'll need winzip or something like that to unzip it.

 

[risingson77]

10Q.

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by risingson77
10Q.

What does that mean?

 

[risingson77]

Say it out loud.

 

[Shannon]

Say what out loud?

 

[Shannon]

Anyway. Yo Mooma jokes. This one's not on that list, I know.

Yo momma's so wide it takes two trains and a bus trip to get two her other side.

 

[Shannon]

Yo momma's so big she plays pool with the planets.

 

[risingson77]

10Q. 10. Q.

 

[Acid X]

yo mammas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

[Acid X]

yo mammas so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job