You know ___ when ___.

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Most of you know of the thread in the GT4 section. Here's some examples:

You know you play GTA:SA too much when...
You go to your Honda dealer and ask if you can see the Infernus.
You accidentally blow up your car, and think you can just get another one off the streets.
You think EVERY country and state is just a square island in the middle of nowhere.
You have never heard of Burger King or McDonalds.

You know you're about to be in a lot of pain when...
You dropped something in a garbage disposal and forget to turn it off before sticking your hand in.
You look down and don't see your right hand.
You dropped a chainsaw and tried to catch it.

You know a lot when...
You sold more copies of your homemade video game that GT4.
You memorized a Harry Potter book and then recreated every scene in a 3d modeling program
You're Famine.

So get going!
 
You know this thread is doomed when you read the title. :)
 
You know you play Need For Speed too much when...​

You think drag racing has turns and traffic.

You think that you get NOS by just driving.

You press the L1 button and fart at the TV. Guilty.

When you run around the house, hoping to get some NOS.


You know you play Nitto 1320 too much when...​

You think a TFD sounds like a Civic.

You think changing your tires don't affect your grip levels.

You think you can floor a TFD and not worry about burnout.


You know you are lazy when...​

You wake up, and say "Help! I have fallen and can't get up!" Guity.

You wake up just to go back to sleep. Guilty.
 
You know a thread is stupid if it is made by CNG or Driving Park. (Im just messing with you guys, lol)
 
You know your smart if...
you eat a smart pill AKA rabbit droppings, and say this tastes like crap.
you slap yourself in the face with some bologna
you hurt your leg, and realize it might not really be damaged very much at all, you may have just hit a more sensitive nerve.
 
You know you've lost a few brain cells when you've read a thread like this. j/k

You know you've lost a few brain cells when you've had to sit though a reality show or a show like Entertainment tonight during dinner because some stupid member of the family likes that kind of show and you can't change it. :rolleyes:

You know you've played FM2 a little too much when your 360 dies. (I'm headed in that direction. :kisses warranty card: ) :dopey:

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You know you've wasted 2 minutes of you life when you bother to read through this thread.

You know its a slow Friday afternoon when you find yourself wandering into threads like this.

;)
 
You know you're about to lose your job when you crash a £600,000 company car while 'demonstrating' it to Top Gear magazine.

You know you're about to die if Jack Bauer sneers at you.

You know you've been playing too much GT4 when you whistle 'Moon over the Castle' at work (with opera singers, heavy guitar riffs, snaredrums and the rest.)
 
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Class.

It's out of date, but I'd buy it for
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:D
 
You know you race too much when...

You toe and heel whenever you down shift.
You map out the best line for corners... when driving around town.
You create pace notes when driving windy roads.
You think the hand brake has uses besides holding the car on a hill.
You consider possible engine swaps when looking at used cars.
The guys are the tire place just shake their head when they see you.
You complain about cheap tires when driving.
You check you tire pressure every other day, and keep it just "right."


You know you program too much when...

You refer options as if/else statements.
You know what xor is.
You know where all the nonstandard characters are on the keyboard.


My personal favorite of all time probably...

You know you play too much Counter Strike when you think running with a knife is faster.
 
Azuremen
You know you race too much when...

1) You toe and heel whenever you down shift.
2) You map out the best line for corners... when driving around town.
3) You create pace notes when driving windy roads.
4) You think the hand brake has uses besides holding the car on a hill.
5) You consider possible engine swaps when looking at used cars.
6) The guys are the tire place just shake their head when they see you.
7) You complain about cheap tires when driving.
8) You check you tire pressure every other day, and keep it just "right."
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1) Rev-matching, actually (Guilty).
2) Guilty.
3) Writing and driving aren't a good mix. Mental notes, sure.
4) If it's snowing...
5) Guilty.
6) They recognize me.
7) Very guilty.
8) Unnecessary.
 
DWA
You know you've played FM2 too much when you develop a serious case of "right foot syndrome"...
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Well with GT4, I have the X button syndrome. :( But now my Square and O buttons are worn beyond recognition as well as the X button.

You know you play Nitto too much when...

Your girl talks to you, asks you a few personal questions, and you say "WTF! MY PM'S ARE OFF!!" Guilty. :indiff:

You know you play Scarface too much when...

You start cussing everywhere you go, and your excuse is that you kept tapping the O button. Guilty. :sly:

You know you play GT4 too much when...

You fall off a cliff, and your excuse is that "Oops, I left my AIDS on." :ouch:
 
CNG
You know you are screwed when...

Your Ex-GF sneaks up from behind and uppercuts your balls. Guilty. :sick:
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You know no one will believe you when you have yet to take a photo with you and one of your many girlfriends after making such a claim.
 
Can we stop bringing this up?

CNG
Nah I have plenty of imaginary GF's but only 3 are real. I forgot all about that thread. But what you guys really need proof for? Especially from a total stranger? It's not hard to get a girl when in NYC, but me and my lazy american ass don't feel like buying a camera, getting some cable to hook it up to here, and then post it on the internet. If I had a camera, I really would post them here.

I am not going to keep debating you guys because I know that I'm telling the truth, I just can't prove it to you guys. I really wish I can prove it but I can't. There's no proof on the internet, except tiny proof from MSN and AIM, but thats it. I don't think those are real proof. I text Sarah almost everyday while I'm home and shes at work with AIM, same for Katie, but not Natasha as she doesn't own a phone.

Sarah and Katie both have Sidekicks (T-Mobile) so I can text them virtually anywhere. Does a saved AIM and MSN conversation prove much to you guys? I don't know, but post if I really should put them up okay? BTW What I meant by imaginary GF's are just girls that I hang out with, you know like a girl that you can flirt with and she flirts back, but don't go out.

All I can say is I would never lie about who I'm with, if you don't believe me thats your problem. Please stop this madness. I really wish I had proof. But for now lets stop talking about my GF's and get back on topic. I say a girl and someone comes out and try to put me down. **

Please, just believe me, or just act neutral. Like I said, there currently isn't proof on the internet, so you can't say I HAVE or I DON'T HAVE GF's. It makes me wonder if you guys really have GF's, or just basically hugging a girl and posting a picture on the internet, also because of how some of you guys react when I said I have 3 GF's. Pictures isn't really proof if you really think about it, as someone can photoshop it or lie. We all have the right to believe or not believe something. If you don't have proof of having a GF or 2 or 3, I can understand, and I will trust you, since I can relate to this.
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Back to the jokes. But thanks for the idea on the GT4 tips thread Duck, as I +rep'd you for it.

You know you are retarded when you thought masturbation was something from Karate. Guilty when I was young. :(
 
Duċk;2698090
You know no one will believe you when you have yet to take a photo with you and one of your many girlfriends after making such a claim.
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As many GF's he claims I'm surprised that he has an ex one I thought he just keep all the girls in those magazines.💡
 
Can we please keep it on topic? I keep thinking I'm going to see some good responses, but then I just see some people either complaining about the thread or fighting...

Still, some of these are kinda funny. I suggest for every unfinshed phrase, you make a couple of answers, that way you have more of a way to know if ___.
 
You know you're watching Star Trek too much when...

You turn your spoon upside down and use it as a starship. ...Guilty.
You call your friend "Number 1".

:-)
 
Venari
You know you've been playing too much GT4 when you whistle 'Moon over the Castle' at work (with opera singers, heavy guitar riffs, snaredrums and the rest.)
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Guilty... except it was in the store, at home,... everywhere.
 
Azuremen
You know you race too much when...
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You toe and heel whenever you down shift.
Guilty, all of the time, in pretty much every manual car I drive.

You map out the best line for corners... when driving around town.
Guilty, town, country, carparks whaaaatevaaaah.

You create pace notes when driving windy roads.
In my head, yep.

You think the hand brake has uses besides holding the car on a hill.
It doesn't?

You consider possible engine swaps when looking at used cars.
Always. Ask the guys at work. I'm thinking of a 6A13TT for the FTO, a 'bike Honda V4 for my Fulvia, and well... I'm already putting in a 400hp EFi 327 into the '62 'Vette.

The guys are the tire place just shake their head when they see you.
They know I never buy tyres there, I'm just ragging them for prices. I get mine from work. ;)

You complain about cheap tires when driving.
I can't remember the last car I drove that had cheap tyres.

You check you tire pressure every other day, and keep it just "right."
Ah... I know I should, but I don't. However, I know when they're wrong - does that count?

You know you program too much when...

You refer options as if/else statements.
if reference$(option)="if/then" then guilty=TRUE

You know what xor is.
Guilty. Or not guilty. Well, maybe one of them.


You know where all the nonstandard characters are on the keyboard.
What is this, sômë sort of çŗůęł gāmë?

My personal favorite of all time probably...

You know you play too much Counter Strike when you think running with a knife is faster.
That's a simulation, right? I only play one simulator.

It's the real driving simulator. ;)

(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

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