You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

[Gotbeefboy564]

When you see cars on ebay motors and try to buy them like in the used car dealer.

 

[madmax2069]

when you puke a little whenever someone mentions standard car in the same sentence.

 

[Eks]

When you played too much then step outside and say..

"Look at these textures!"

 

[Karl1993]

When you see a car with blacked out windows and say 'yep, thats a standard car'

 

[LittleZippyUK]

...when you change your oil with no bucket in black trousers, a polo shirt and a cap.

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you try to put on imaginary cloths that change color when you sit in a car, and then are upset when said change does not occur.

...when you walk into a parts store and say, "Can I have a stage 1?"

 

[alexlam24]

When you start heel and toeing when you're running

 

[DGXR]

...when you change your oil with no bucket in black trousers, a polo shirt and a cap.

Hahaha... or when you make that "bloop bloop bloop" oil change sound after removing the drain plug in your *real life* vehicle. Or making that sound when adding new oil after a drain. Sounds fun, I'll try it next time.

 

[tadlock]

... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Edit:
Needless to say... The wife was NOT amused.

 

[alexlam24]

... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Hahahaha

 

[MSTER232]

... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Edit:
Needless to say... The wife was NOT amused.

👍

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when someone says something you like, you go up to them and yell "TUP!"

 

[DuckOnTheLoose]

when i see tinted windows on a car i think thats a standard

 

[DuckOnTheLoose]

You've played too much GT5 when you notice that, all of a sudden while racing for what only seemed like an hour, your voice starts to get deeper and you start to grow hair in places that should not be mentioned.

lol wut

 

[gamerdog6482]

when i see tinted windows on a car i think thats a standard

lol wut

Once again, don't double post.

 

[VspecZR1GT2RS89]

Hahaha... or when you make that "bloop bloop bloop" oil change sound after removing the drain plug in your *real life* vehicle. Or making that sound when adding new oil after a drain. Sounds fun, I'll try it next time.

I'll try it soon and in black pants, orange polo and a GT Auto hat.

... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Edit:
Needless to say... The wife was NOT amused.

👍

 

[LittleZippyUK]

...when you see a Ford Transit and can't remember if it's a standard or premium then realise it's not in Gt5

 

[alexlam24]

...when you drop your ride height running

 

[GranTurismo916]

When you wonder why you can't have dirty races in real life.

When you see a Bugatti Veyron and say "hey, when did they make that premium??!!"

 

[ShortAznGuy]

When the menu songs are all that you think about at school for A WHOLE FREAKIN WEEK!!!

 

[mlssvi]

when you think anything wont happen to your car if you hit wall at 200km/h

 

[05XR8]

You wonder why the paddles on your real car don't work and you remember you drive a manual.

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you drive to the parts store and back, stare at your odometer, and wonder why the number went up.

 

[LittleZippyUK]

...when at the car parts shop and put your finger over an item and look for the X button.

...when at the car parts shop and ask the assistant how much would an air filter increase your pp by.

 

[gamerdog6482]

...when you see a Plymouth GTO in front of you and think That doesn't look like a Mitsubishi.

 

[r3dnekteddybear]

...when you see a Plymouth GTO in front of you and think That doesn't look like a Mitsubishi.

plymouth dont make a gto

 

[gamerdog6482]

plymouth dont make a gto

I meant Pontiac

 

[P0UP0N]

You get kicked out of every single room you enter for kicking their 🤬 into next week. Such things are making GT5 unbearable.

 

[nealcropper]

You get kicked out of every single room you enter for kicking their 🤬 into next week. Such things are making GT5 unbearable.

I hate it when I get kicked for being English, I understand that it affects some peoples connection, but it's usually off people from France or Italy. So annoying.

 

[r3dnekteddybear]

when u can see real car an say thats a good 500pp car