You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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...when you try to put on imaginary cloths that change color when you sit in a car, and then are upset when said change does not occur.

...when you walk into a parts store and say, "Can I have a stage 1?"
 
...when you change your oil with no bucket in black trousers, a polo shirt and a cap.

Hahaha... or when you make that "bloop bloop bloop" oil change sound after removing the drain plug in your *real life* vehicle. Or making that sound when adding new oil after a drain. Sounds fun, I'll try it next time. :)
 
... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

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Needless to say... The wife was NOT amused.
 
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tadlock
... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Hahahaha
 
... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Edit:
Needless to say... The wife was NOT amused.

:lol:👍
 
DGXR
Hahaha... or when you make that "bloop bloop bloop" oil change sound after removing the drain plug in your *real life* vehicle. Or making that sound when adding new oil after a drain. Sounds fun, I'll try it next time. :)

:lol:

I'll try it soon and in black pants, orange polo and a GT Auto hat. :sly:

tadlock
... when you go test drive a new car and the salesman asks how was it? You reply that the car has too much under steer, the brake balance needs to be shifted more to the front, and the suspension is soft. You catch yourself before you ask the salesman to put Praiano's tune on it with an upgraded ECU and Sports Softs. You walk away wondering if you get a paint chip with that car and make a mental note to check Duck's Car Catalog when you get home.

Edit:
Needless to say... The wife was NOT amused.

:lol:👍
 
When you wonder why you can't have dirty races in real life.

When you see a Bugatti Veyron and say "hey, when did they make that premium??!!"
 
...when at the car parts shop and put your finger over an item and look for the X button.

...when at the car parts shop and ask the assistant how much would an air filter increase your pp by.
 
You get kicked out of every single room you enter for kicking their 🤬 into next week. Such things are making GT5 unbearable.
 
s0ul_chicken
You get kicked out of every single room you enter for kicking their 🤬 into next week. Such things are making GT5 unbearable.

I hate it when I get kicked for being English, I understand that it affects some peoples connection, but it's usually off people from France or Italy. So annoying.
 
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