You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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when you lie on your i.d. card to get a free car on your birthday.
or when you try and permanently borrow glitch a friends car in real life.
 
....you make a race track out of the food on your plate and race peas around it. LOL

Sounds like someones speaking out of personal experience.

...you drive a car with paddle shifts and move your entire arm to change gear, leave it there for a couple of seconds, then put it back on the wheel.
 
When someone Is driving slow in front of you on the highways so you yell "🤬 bob!" And look for the pace up button on your steering wheel
 
When your car is rolling out, cause the fuel is empty, and you wondering why you can't drive still 80 Km/h without fuel.
 
When you imagine a driving line while racing IRL, when you allow all other racers to pass you before a corner IRL in fear that they will ram you off the track. and when you go up to your local ford dealership and refuse to leave because you want to buy the GT40 there but don't have 19mil.

i've done all of those
 
When you look inside a Bugatti Veyron and expect the interior to be all black.
 
When you cock your head in the direction that you are steering...

That damned head tracking for the PSeye!
 
You know you played too much when your male coworkers have no idea what

Matt paint is in real life.

Think a ruf is a porshe.

never heard of a holden

Never knew audi had a car called the r8.

I feel like I be talking to myself.
 
When you build race tracks out of un-mowed grass, and see how fast you lap times are on your lawn mower. And almost roll the mower in the process!
 
When you want DLC because you only have a Skyline.

When you build race tracks out of un-mowed grass, and see how fast you lap times are on your lawn mower. And almost roll the mower in the process!

No, thats fun.
 
When you build race tracks out of un-mowed grass, and see how fast you lap times are on your lawn mower. And almost roll the mower in the process!
:lol:

...when you hit the same pothole every time you drive home, simply because it's the best driving line :scared:.
Avoiding the hole offsets the car's balance way too much. Then again, I should probably drive slower :guilty:
 
When you're writing an essay in English class and you catch yourself writing 'suspension' instead of 'suspended'.

When you see the term LMP in Health and you think Le Mans Prototype (actual meaning is last menstrual period)
 
I actually do this in real life: when I'm walking down a hallway and see someone ahead of me going in the same direction, I'll walk close behind and attempt to catch a draft, then pull out at the last moment before a sharp corner to beat them to the apex.... :scared::scared:
 
When you see a bad paint job on a car, an ask yourself if its a standard car
 
When you are wondering why you have to pay for every round on the Nordschleife.
And why you can't drive the full Döttinger Höhe-straight.
And why they are cars on the track, that are not in the game.

Also you can't pull out a cable, so that FF is off and it's always shaking when you hit the curbs.
 
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