You Might be a Redneck Racer if.....

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I figured that enough people like the You Might be a Redneck jokes and GT5 so I hope this works.
If you think you can give BOB Mountain Dew to wake him up to pass cars you might be a redneck racer.
 
...you have the word Kentucky in your profile.
Yes I should be able to say this being from the great Appalachian Mountains:sly:
 
You only tune and race American cars.
You tell people across the pond American cars are NOT imports, even though they clearly are.
 
You might be a (prejorative) racer if you think Jeff Foxworthy is relevant in 2013.
 
He may not be as relevant but his jokes will always be funny (at least to rednecks)
If you hack a truck just to make it look higher (I actually tried to do that)
 
You might be a redneck if your PSN is about a lifted truck

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LOL P.S I drive a diesel now :)
 
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