You Might be a Redneck Racer if.....

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I figured that enough people like the You Might be a Redneck jokes and GT5 so I hope this works.
If you think you can give BOB Mountain Dew to wake him up to pass cars you might be a redneck racer.
 
...you have the word Kentucky in your profile.
Yes I should be able to say this being from the great Appalachian Mountains:sly:
 
You only tune and race American cars.
You tell people across the pond American cars are NOT imports, even though they clearly are.
 
No.
 
This ain't going to last...
 
If you think you will get more drift points by doing burnouts
 
You might be a (prejorative) racer if you think Jeff Foxworthy is relevant in 2013.
 
He may not be as relevant but his jokes will always be funny (at least to rednecks)
If you hack a truck just to make it look higher (I actually tried to do that)
 
You might be a redneck if your PSN is about a lifted truck

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LOL P.S I drive a diesel now :)
 
We don't need this.
 
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