you play too much Gran Turismo when:

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You know you play too much Gran Turismo when:

-Your cockpit has it's own navigation system & air freshener.

-Whenever you pull up to a stop light, you expect to see 5 cars of a similar level of performance pull up in a staggered formation.
-Your cockpit seat has 6 point belts & is made out of carbon fiber.

-Your DFP has finger marks on it.

-You play with a helmet & neckbrace on.

-The neighbors have called the police several times complaining about Gran Turismo & you've always tried driving away in your cockpit.
-Whenever you see Michael Schumacher on TV you think to yourself: wow, that guy must have like 100%.
-You go to a car dealership expecting to pay with credits.

-If you plan on driving 18 miles & you install the softest tires you have.

-You have a poster of Kazunori Yamauchi in your room that you pray to every night.

-If you drift shopping carts whenever you go grocery shopping.

-If you apex while walking through the mall.

-When you have a Gran Turismo sound track to play in your car while you drive.

-If you go here.

BTW, feel free to add some.
 
This has been done before. Not in the way that you have but it has been done before.

-You take the racing line while walking around school/house/supermaket.
 
- You drift the shopping trolley around the aisles in the supermarket.

Edit: Didn't see you already had it in your list. :O
 
You wonder if anyone has actually tried to run the nurb in the Model T. IRL.
 
-If you drift shopping carts whenever you go grocery shopping.
Great fun especially if you push forward so they drift on their own to a perfect stop right next to the shelf where you're going to get something

-If you apex while walking through the mall.
How can you not? its energy efficient is my excuse :sly:
 
you put socks on and run around your house saying, Im on N1's Im on N1's, Yeah!! just broke lap record.
 
- if you're trying to block the guy who's walking behind you,
- if you think about the best stratgies to win a race.......when you're dreaming,
- if you try to redline your own car EVERYTIME
 
- You lean in you chair when playing to go around a corner
- When playing ,you move you head in an attempt to look around the car you are following
 
ExigeExcel
This has been done before. Not in the way that you have but it has been done before.

-You take the racing line while walking around school/house/supermaket.
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I do that, it passes time lol :dopey:
 
I've been having this problem lately where I really am apexing/walking a racing line, and I fear that when I get my G2 I'm going to start accidentally doing it on roads...And people always wonder why I walk funny too, they see me suddenly take the opposite side of the hallf and then cut close to the corner and they're all like "wtf was that?"
 
Der Alta
Ahhh... The old stand by.

Perhaps my best one was "You know you're playing Gran Turismo too much, when you're Cockatoo imitates the engine sound while you're racing Midfield." :D

You're playing GT3 too much when...

Jungleracing.mp3 Right Click and "save as". An MP3 of me racing an F094 around Midfield.

AO
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HAHAHAH! :lol: Classic! 👍 That reminds me of my old budgies, any time I'd watch F1 they would sing as loud as they could for the entire race!
 
Ugh, I do a few of those. I drift shopping trolleys, I have a Gran Turismo soundtrack, but on my iPod, and I occasionally take apexes when I walk, I need to get places as quick as possible, and its only possible on the right line :lol:
 
hahhaah... same wit me radicool... i drift shopping carts, take the apexes when i walk on pathways and when i'm driving on empty highways :D
 
Quick_Nick
-If you drift shopping carts whenever you go grocery shopping.

-If you apex while walking through the mall.
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Heh I'm guilty of both. :D
 
ExigeExcel
-You take the racing line while walking around school/house/supermaket.
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I don't do it when I'm walking, but while driving around, you betcha! If I could heel & toe(I do the poorman's heel&toe, rev-up/downshift), it would be even more fun.
 
jamaican
hahhaah... same wit me radicool... i drift shopping carts, take the apexes when i walk on pathways and when i'm driving on empty highways :D
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Soon as I saw Drift Shopping Carts, I automatically thought, "yeah, that's me."
Its funny though. Abby always asks me, what the heck am I doing. :lol:

Here's mine.

-When you suddenly hit a wall or object you start doing wierd spinning movements and go in circles unto you hit something to stop you.
 
You know you play too much Gran Turismo when:

Instead of slowing down for a turn, you speed up & try to ride the guard rail.

If you modify your car to feel more like your Gran Turismo cockpit.

If your cockpit is insured for $1,600.

If your family forces you to attend a Gran Turismorator Anonymous therapy group.

If you rev up your car & drop the clutch at the redline at every intersection.
 

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