Your favorite online "troll" car?

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JOSHIE-G
RS6 People just think its just a crappy Estate But the thing is a rocket!
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+infinite
I was running in my PHANTOM black pearl RS6 at TGTT (Cops... X2010's) Couldn't keep up with me "We have a runner"! Never could catch me :D
 
CNSpots1
my Autozam AZ-1, people were getting ****ed off when i beat their supercars and stupid drift cars at kart space
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I love my fully tuned Autozam, it's like an F40 that's shrunk in the wash.
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MasterLeaf
Corvette ZR1 RM.
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This. I have all my RM cars fully tuned, and they're all so deceptively quick, it's brilliant. The '96 RM Elise is a good one for that too, it's like a big go-kart.

dark_ruffo
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This.
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I'd love one of those for an endurance race, you'd never need to pit!
 
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A bronze chrome Kubelwagen. At only 387PP, it's funny when you can absolutely destroy anything at Kart Space II. I even beat out a couple of FGTs and X2010s/2011s.
 
noisiaturismo
How can people think it's a crappy estate? If you don't know the RS6... I can understand if that is in real life, but in a car game..
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I Know The RS6 Is an amazing car 👍

Just people take one look at it and stereotype it without trying it or looking at the specs 👎

Epic car, Epic Car
 
I played cops one time with my Bug and 3 of the cops left the room because they couldn't catch me with all the cars they tried and I was on the run for almost 2 hours. I eventually got bored and left but I was never caught.
 
slashfan7964
I played cops one time with my Bug and 3 of the cops left the room because they couldn't catch me with all the cars they tried and I was on the run for almost 2 hours. I eventually got bored and left but I was never caught.
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VW Bug FTW

Mines Purple 👍
Wish you could Tune it up to 300bhp :sly:

Another Epic car!
 
My drift tuned Honda Element. It's an animal when it gets sideways and can flys around people backwards but still come out of the corner straight.
 
JOSHIE-G
VW Bug FTW

Mines Purple 👍
Wish you could Tune it up to 300bhp :sly:

Another Epic car!
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It's hard enough to control with 200 =P
 
JOSHIE-G
RS6 People just think its just a crappy Estate But the thing is a rocket!
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YES! One of my favorite cars! Just tune the center diff to send 90% of torque to the rear wheels, plus add a limit slip and that thing will turn with virtually no understeer, plus it will tend to loose the rear end on command which is a lot of fun!
 
GT Concept by Citroen. Going at 200 MPH with in reverse is a blast. Also my flourecent pink prius is a blast lol
 
HuskyGT
VW Bus. Even to my surprise, I was able to beat a couple of sports cars with it on the TGTT. Victims were a SS Camaro (2002), Mustang GT, an SL500 (R230) and a Legacy GT or 3.0, I don´t remember. I didn´t win by much, it was a close race with less than 0.00.100 or something... I never tought I could do something with a fully tuned VW Bus. It actually flies through corners, that´s where it gets advantage. On the negative side, that thing has no torque whatsoever at low rpms...

I have to add that we agreed that the other cars would be as stock as possible, with street tires.
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it also squirms like a b**ch under heavy braking, the engine being in the back and all
 
GT-R! Others just can't compete with its handling!
 
HuskyGT
YES! One of my favorite cars! Just tune the center diff to send 90% of torque to the rear wheels, plus add a limit slip and that thing will turn with virtually no understeer, plus it will tend to loose the rear end on command which is a lot of fun!
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One awesome car!!!! 👍
 
Mazda Lantis Coupe, handles great in its pp range, and it is ugly! The wing is fitted to the rear window rather than the trunk lid, and it sounds pretty weird. FF V6 too.
 
rb26x
Mazda Lantis Coupe, handles great in its pp range, and it is ugly! The wing is fitted to the rear window rather than the trunk lid, and it sounds pretty weird. FF V6 too.
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The amazing thing is I was literally just about to post about it when I saw this. :lol:

Definitely agree with most of that though. I think it looks good stock actually but the spoiler system is lol :lol: The semi-racing exhaust sounds good and it does have very good handling for an FF. And of course that V6 - stunning really. :lol:
 
C-ZETA
The amazing thing is I was literally just about to post about it when I saw this. :lol:

Definitely agree with most of that though. I think it looks good stock actually but the spoiler system is lol :lol: The semi-racing exhaust sounds good and it does have very good handling for an FF. And of course that V6 - stunning really. :lol:
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It's because I saw your post in the unusual traits thread, and it reminded me of this thread and my lantis.
 
Subaru Legacy Wagon fully tuned is a terrific car, but no one realises.
 
rb26x
It's because I saw your post in the unusual traits thread, and it reminded me of this thread and my lantis.
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Heh :sly: Picked one up today for the sole reason of it just being part of my collection but when I gave it only a medium-ish tune (only gave it say 6-speed tranny, height adjustable kit, not much full modding on the car, left the spoiler behind for now :sly:) I tried it and I could not believe how agile its steering was on Eiger Short Track - on Sports Mediums no less. Truly one of the top FFs in this game I would say...
 
X2010. It's so stupid but so fun to drive!
 
Ginetta G4. Looks slow, but it kicks butt around slower-speed courses 👍
 
My passionate pink Kubelwagen. A lot of players online simply don't see it coming.
 
Well I'm always losing online, but a Ford GT is usually so easy to drive it even makes ME look good.

So I'd have to say a Ford GT in a slightly higher pp range.
 
Gotta say the new Prius TC car is absolutely phenomenal troll car.

Also my Stealth McLaren F1 car is pretty trollish. I think its head and shoulders above the other stealths except the 787B. Every time I whip it out and do laps, theres always a trail of Stealth GTRs and NSXs behind me... way behind me... lol.

Also a very stable car. Though it takes a steady hand and some brain waves to get it going in the correct directions. Just in case people have had enough of me and decide to get a little physical... the car is extremely well planted. It's about as agile and quick as a wide reicever is on crack. Trust me, this has come in handy several times.

Oh and my little Lotus Elise Motorsport car... lol this is a fun car. It does suprisingly well in smaller track.
 
My fully tuned passionate pink Daihatsu Midget. It does over 90 MPH!! Once I had a guy in a GTR TC following me around all of Spa, best lap their is 3.56.
 
DEATHSARTHE
Also my Stealth McLaren F1 car is pretty trollish. I think its head and shoulders above the other stealths except the 787B. Every time I whip it out and do laps, theres always a trail of Stealth GTRs and NSXs behind me... way behind me... lol.
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DON'T use that car. ALL PLAYERS EQUAL, DOWN WITH EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!

Also, I tend to tune the unusual, so I have a lot of troll cars. Picture this: blazing red Eagle Talon drafting past an '02 Viper at SSR7. Definite double take moment, I assume. Picture this: Chevy SSR drafting past expensive supercars on LeMans, stock 4spd transmission and all. Picture this: an unassuming '99 Tiburon, painted an utterly lifeless shade of gray, doing quite well on the 'Ring until the outside tires catch grass and I spin. Picture this: BMW 135i, in Nissan Ultimate Opal Black (Spec V color) with matching rims, on Sports Soft tires, being nearly untouchable for 5 laps of Autumn Ring Mini (it was Cops & Robbers, so they were trying to block me and ram me. They had to double-check to make sure it was under their 450hp limit for racers, which it was.).

Funny story with the Tiburon, I painted it that color in an attempt to make it look like a "parasprite" from the new My Little Pony. That was before I'd spent enough time around bronies telling their show is no good to realize parasprites come in different colors... but "parasprite" is brony slang for "troll", and competing well in a car that looks as dull and lifeless as an old factory has to rank pretty high on the troll scale.
 
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In tribute to this thread, I maxed out a Dodge ram 1500 and painted it silver chrome

man, that thing has like 700 hp at like 560 pp? I won a few races, no joke, that thing takes lamborghini's off the line.

The best part is, I can take whatever line i want, if you try to pass me on the outside youre going offroad while i go on my merry way
 
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