Your favorite online "troll" car?

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reverand33
pink honda odessey van. lol. people don't realize its turbo'd and AWD. can give plenty of cars around 500 a run for their money.
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Ya, you joined a room I was in last night, and beat us. I was in an evo and my friend in a rally car.
 
savage388
Really the best way to troll for me us to use a different car every race and dominate. People start quitting after the third race usually though:(
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Yes! I can beat you with my V12 Vanquish... and my XKR... and my '06 Eclipse GT... and my Nismo GTR R32 S-Tune... and my Impreza Wagon... and my Corvette Convertible(C3)...........


.......and my Dodge Ram... and my Audi RS6 Avant... and my GSX-R/4 Concept. :dopey:
 
If I could pick just one troll car, it would be the VW New Beetle RSi. Now that thing is fast! 4wd, yellow, turbocharged, yellow, and its a Bug with around 520pp, and its yellow. :lol:

Surprisingly, it also really annoys some people when I call it my "Porsche".
 
1985 Puegot 205 Turbo 16. Pretty fast and ugly 80's French styling.
 
My Trolvo 240GLT. It can pull burnouts in reverse, looks awesome and can beat a tuned M3 in a touge drift battle.
 
My favorite is bringing out a Veyron but reducing the power limit to the lowest possible so my opponent feels that they have truely won.
 
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The Tank Car. Its fun to form a one man road block on ragers @ Kart Space.
 
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trombone
Yes! I can beat you with my V12 Vanquish... and my XKR... and my '06 Eclipse GT... and my Nismo GTR R32 S-Tune... and my Impreza Wagon... and my Corvette Convertible(C3)...........

.......and my Dodge Ram... and my Audi RS6 Avant... and my GSX-R/4 Concept. :dopey:
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See it just rubs it in when you jump from car to car and they are using there best car. It's even more fun with pp change. When you win with 10 different cars in 10 different races on 10 different tracks you can guarantee you'll be racing by yourself.:sly:
Oh and by the way anything ff makes it sooo much worse:lol:
 
But it's so boring to stay on the same car when there is no competition. :) (Rare for me though ;))
 
The Tesla Roadster! An electric car that is simply perfect on the 'Ring. The brakes are very strong, but for most corners you can just cruise. and depeding on how far ahead you get on the final straight, you can out-break every single super car (not racing car though) and still win.
Because when they break in their 800+ BHP road car, they loose a lot of time and speed, whereas with a top speed of not much over 200, you just slide through the corners.
The only thing they have over the Tesla is a fast acceleration to 100k/ph but after that it's just as fast at accelerating!
 
Correction: the Tesla has some of the worst handling I've ever seen. You could put oil on the tires and it wouldn't handle much worse, because it has no grip to begin with.
 
White & Nerdy
Correction: the Tesla has some of the worst handling I've ever seen. You could put oil on the tires and it wouldn't handle much worse, because it has no grip to begin with.
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Could it be the driver and not the car?
 
TP1
Could it be the driver and not the car?
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I'm not sure. I know I'm not the best driver out there, but it really fails. Other cars with Sports Hards handle pretty fine, not this one. Guess that's what happens when rolling resistance becomes more important than grip... it's as if they couldn't decided if they wanted to build an eco-failure or a sports car, so they built a strange mix of the two.
 
White & Nerdy
I'm not sure. I know I'm not the best driver out there, but it really fails. Other cars with Sports Hards handle pretty fine, not this one. Guess that's what happens when rolling resistance becomes more important than grip... it's as if they couldn't decided if they wanted to build an eco-failure or a sports car, so they built a strange mix of the two.
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I wouldn't call the tesla a fail. It's an electric sports car, essentially. I applaud them for doing that, and trying to not to be like other companies using oil products.
 
grzajabarkus
I wouldn't call the tesla a fail. It's an electric sports car, essentially. I applaud them for doing that, and trying to not to be like other companies using oil products.
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In that case they should have built a hydrogen car. It's been proven that existing internal combustion technology can run on hydrogen...

But the low-rolling-resitance tires were just a straight-up fail.
 
White & Nerdy
In that case they should have built a hydrogen car. It's been proven that existing internal combustion technology can run on hydrogen...

But the low-rolling-resitance tires were just a straight-up fail.
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I'm not quite sure how far advanced hydrogen fuel is right now.
I'm enjoying all the manufactures working on electric only cars. What I have yet to see is something that's ran by solar power. Seems like a perfect fuel solution.
 
White & Nerdy
Other cars with Sports Hards handle pretty fine, not this one.
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Well there's the problem then.
Racing Softs is what you want to be hot lapping at the 'ring.
 
Ring is at it's best with comfort softs or sports hard i say. ;)
 
Sohvakettu
Ring is at it's best with comfort softs or sports hard i say. ;)
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With a wheel and no aids?
How so? Extremely underpowered car?
 
TP1
With a wheel and no aids?
How so? Extremely underpowered car?
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No, skill. All the rooms I race use sport hards to sport softs. The only time I use racing tires is for a racecar.
 
honda nsx-r, can keep up with faster cars, great for spa
 
rb26x
All the rooms I race use sport hards to sport softs. The only time I use racing tires is for a racecar.
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That's too bad since I rarely see racecar rooms online. :(
 
Negrumir
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This, don't be hatin'.
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With that paint it looks somewhat like the old Renault Escape F1. Not extremely, but a bit
 
lotus elise 111r is the best road car for 500pp in Green Hell..! ;)
 
My Enzo is running neck to neck with Group C's.. They were drafting ME on SSR7 :lol:
 
Leonidae@MFT
My Enzo is running neck to neck with Group C's.. They were drafting ME on SSR7 :lol:
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Try a fully-tuned Chrysler 300C.👍
First, make sure the boost is on "High" to exploit this trick on SSR7. Adjust the transmision to highest speed, then further adjust the final gear ratio to about 275 mph. (Note: Do not add a spoiler or downforce in any way to the 300C.)

Now, stay in the draft as often as possible and listen as everyone freaks out at your 300C as it nearly keeps up with almost any car (excluding the Veyron and some LMP cars) for the whole race. :D
 
Gotta be the Honda odesy or Audi r8 (faster premium one). I beat a bunch of good cars one being the new McClaren car with my odesy. Best part was I said how funny it was I won in a van and the people didn't even realize I was in a can because I was in first than made fun of the McClaren guy lol. The Audi r8 has huge HP and grip for its pp. I raced against touring cars and always came top three. I don't think anyone even me in that room expected it to be so good.
 
TVR Tuscan Speed Six RM '00
TVR Cerbera Speed Six '97
Both are very fast when fully modified but need some tuning to corner well.
 
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