Your favorite quote/funny comment

  • Thread starter Thread starter HIGH ON LIFE
  • 37 comments
  • 1,359 views
HIGH ON LIFE

HIGH ON LIFE

Messages
738
Would this go in the comedy corner?
maybe i dont know.....

Well anyways just like the subjuct says whats your favorite quote or funny comment or like a catch phrase.



I'd have to say mine is (its one of my away messages on AIM) "Like a fat girl in a dodgeball game, IM OUT!"
 
My latest favourite:

"Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell"
 
"There can be only one."

AO
 
"My karma just ran over your dogma."
 
"Killing is my business, and business is good."
 
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent"

"Be a rainbow, not a painbow."
 
"It's like playing rock, paper, scissors and sucker punch to the throat. The sucker punch always wins."



-Mark
 
Not my favorite but "Without disappointment you can not appreciate victory"
 
One of my favourites is "There's someone in my head, but it's not me", from Pink Floyd's Eclipse
 
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

and my signature
 
Another one: "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally"
 
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
– An English Professor, Ohio University
 
"It's a damn good thing we don't get as much government as we pay for." -Will Rogers
 
"What the hell is that!?"-Me

I just love saying it.
 
"I want to be a man, but I don't want to die with a rifle in my hand."

-Greg Graffin

(in response to) Cash, check, or credit? "uh.. Free."
 
Oh and this is what i use as an away message during a school day "beleev it or not i m aktulee et skool triin 2 git mee en edumakashun"
 
In other words, if you went along with the flow, unquestioning and complacent, you were accepted and rewarded with social status. If you questioned the norm, or went against the grain in any way, you were in for a rocky ride down the social ladder.

- Greg Graffin
 
" Grown men don't leave other grown men notes on their pillows. Oscar we're out of Corn Flakes F. U. It took me three hours to figure out F. U. stood for Felix Unger. "

Walter Mathau to Jack Lemmon in the Odd Couple
 
Fathers hide your daughters. Daughters hide your fathers. I'm like an ostritch. I'll stick my head in any dirty hole.

-Pain (Steve from Sum 41)
 
"Wish in one hand and **** in the other, then see which one fills up first."
 
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein-
 
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -Douglas Adams
 
"i live in a giant bucket!"

"****!"
 
"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire -

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison -
 
Back