my friend, adam, is a funny man. He was telling me the other day, he told me that he wants a crazy uncle. this crazy uncle will say to him just before he goes to school "Dont forget your drugpipe"
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here. "