You're Joking Me Right?

Yea, but it wouldnt be too cool if a bunch of white-coated (no pun intended) bearded men are standing around you with clipboards, whilst the "experiment" is being conducted.

And the subjects might be fatties.
 
I don't know who really picked off a few of those numbers, but I think they were used as gun wrappers or chewing substances, because no one in their right mind would do that on purpose.
 
It would be in the study's best interest to provide some hot mammas to do the work. And yet I am fairly convinced this is all fake. Think about it. The ad essentially amounts to an offer for prostitution, which is illegal and would never be approved by any student life office. You also have to consider that as the male half of the experiement you are merely a provider of semen. The actual study would be done on the BJ giver's mouth and throat tissue. You would have to be screened for any STD's, too. As great as it would be, it just doesn't seem very plausible.
 
Or ... male. Shoooot. Get paid to get off? Keep in mind this is on a college campus. Every guy is a walking hard on, and they're all poor as piss with student loans.
 
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