Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago i met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step-daughter my step-mother, and my father became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later, the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my step-mother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife. I am my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew AND I AM MY OWN GRANDFATHER....AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS?????!!!!"