A girl went into a doctors office with a
Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got
some "Cream" For that.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the
underpants.
Some guy was in a plane and the plane was about to crash. He went to the parachute machine to buy a parachute (99p). He put a pound in and the parachute came out. The guy behind him said "what are you waiting for?"
The man said i'm waiting for my 1p change. "The Plane is about to crash and you are waiting for the 1p change?!"
Remember kids... watch out for the Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 of your eggs and give them to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for them on their own!
I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today when I finally snapped at the whole chirade and blatant fakeness of it all.
It's about time he was told he's adopted.
as i stepped out the cold shower my wife said my penis closely resembled a tic-tac i replied well if thats the case why does your sister still have bad breath
This thread is still open, PSN is still down so you still have a chance to win a car of your choice with the mods you want.
Just so you know what your up against at the moment there is a tie for first place, a joke posted in here and 1 which was sent to me via PM (see OP for details)
Good luck as I hope there isn't too much longer of PSN being down!
The definition of impossible? Three women living together.
The definition of mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your brand new car.
Weather Update!
I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian border.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His Mother-in-Law is visiting from Florida and has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
