F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

I'll decide how my...ellipses are used, thank you.

FINAL ENTRY

Lewis: Hey, can I get a facepalm button installed on my wheel?

Engineer: No. We have to install a fuel-dumper button.

Lewis: I could have used a warning that you made plans to do that, pre-qually. That's why I need a facepalm button for every time you cost me pole, or a win, or a podium.

Engineer: There's no damn facepalm button.

Other Engineer: Did you tell him not to use the DRS button? That's where we put the fuel-dumper system.

Maldonado (in distance): Yay, I win the pole!

Engineer: Shut up, Pastor.

Lewis: He won't win.

Lewis: This is getting embarrassing now... Narain Karthikeyan, Andy Carroll, Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden all have as many wins as me this season... Even Maldonado has the same amount if wins... Oh... Oh yeah...

Engineer: Ok Lewis let me introduce you to our new penalty light system.
When you do not have a penalty from the stewards, the light will remain green, and when you do have a penalty the light will turn red.

What colour is it now?

Lewis: Red.

Engineer: It works!

Engineer: So I woke up this morning and this thing was stuck in my face, no idea what it is.

Today in: "How to keep Lewis busy for a while"

Lewis: Yes pole position.
Engineer: Wrong answer Lewis.
Lewis: Second?
Engineer: Wrong again, keep trying till the light becomes green.
Other engineer: *whispers* How long untill we tell him the green light doesn't work?
Engineer: Let's think about that while we go grab a cup of coffee.

Final Entry

Oooh, look here... a red light in pitlane. Does this mean I have to run into Raikonnen or one of the Ferraris?

Engineer 1: What do you think of this?
Lewis: Looks great. What is it supposed to be?
Engineer 2: Its supposed to be our new instrument for when we play "Red Light, Green Light".
Lewis: Ok...and where did you get this from?
Enginner 1: Well..

Meanwhile at a nearby intersection

Spanish Motorist: 🤬!!!

Final Entry

Engineer: When it goes green, the tank is full.

Engineer - Here is the new part we developed over the break Lewis
Lewis - You spent the entire break developing a glorified traffic signal?
Engineer - Yes!

Final Entry

ps. this was a hard one

Standings (after Round Five)

1st: DK - 54 pts ••
2nd: Touring Mars - 51 pts •
3rd: prisonermonkeys - 50 pts •

4th=: RACECAR, LewyOs - 27 pts
6th: Furinkazen • - 26 pts
7th: dhandes • - 24 pts
8th: chromatic9 - 23 pts
9th: Stiggy - 22 pts
10th: Liquid - 21 pts

11th: Famine - 20 pts
12th: akmuq - 18 pts
13th: tribolik - 17 pts
14th: livemusic - 16 pts
15th: gorsad - 15 pts
16th: Flex0r - 14 pts
17th=: Ferrari_458, FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
19th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
20th=: Jimlaad43, Omnis, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
23rd: haitch40 - 4 pts
24th=: Sach, pezzarinho17, funkyducks - 3 pts
27th: Seismica - 1 pt

Congratulations to dhandes and DK for jointly winning Round Five

1 point!

A round win, shared, but a win!

Also 'dhandes & dk' sounds like a drum'n'bass dj pairing!

dhandes

A round win, shared, but a win!

Also 'dhandes & dk' sounds like a drum'n'bass dj pairing!

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I wouldn't mind that TBH. Pendulum would be running scared!

Just kidding, they'd wipe the floor with us.

I take it that dreadful Milk puns are not going to make much headway in the future.

Crap I forgot to vote. Sorry.

Another bad weekend for me, hope I do better next picture. Well down to DK and dhandes for winning.

Yay, a top 5. Need to be more consistant though because its killing my points scoring.

DK

I wouldn't mind that TBH. Pendulum would be running scared!

Just kidding, they'd wipe the floor with us.

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And then there's the Qemists.

Prince Albert II: Back in my day we had hay for barriers not this stupid tecpro stuff.

"What ever possessed me to let Eddie Jordan and his band into Monaco..."