Lewis: Hey, can I get a facepalm button installed on my wheel?
Engineer: No. We have to install a fuel-dumper button.
Lewis: I could have used a warning that you made plans to do that, pre-qually. That's why I need a facepalm button for every time you cost me pole, or a win, or a podium.
Engineer: There's no damn facepalm button.
Other Engineer: Did you tell him not to use the DRS button? That's where we put the fuel-dumper system.
Maldonado (in distance): Yay, I win the pole!
Engineer: Shut up, Pastor.
Lewis: He won't win.
A short time later, Pastor Maldonado won the race, effectively forcing the need for Lewis to install the facepalm button himself.
Lewis: This is getting embarrassing now... Narain Karthikeyan, Andy Carroll, Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden all have as many wins as me this season... Even Maldonado has the same amount if wins... Oh... Oh yeah...
Engineer: Ok Lewis let me introduce you to our new penalty light system.
When you do not have a penalty from the stewards, the light will remain green, and when you do have a penalty the light will turn red.
Lewis: Yes pole position. Engineer: Wrong answer Lewis. Lewis: Second? Engineer: Wrong again, keep trying till the light becomes green. Other engineer: *whispers* How long untill we tell him the green light doesn't work? Engineer: Let's think about that while we go grab a cup of coffee.
Engineer 1: What do you think of this? Lewis: Looks great. What is it supposed to be? Engineer 2: Its supposed to be our new instrument for when we play "Red Light, Green Light". Lewis: Ok...and where did you get this from? Enginner 1: Well..
Engineer - Here is the new part we developed over the break Lewis Lewis - You spent the entire break developing a glorified traffic signal? Engineer - Yes!
