F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Prince Albert II : So, when's the baby due?

Charlene : WHAT!!

Prince Albert II : It's a conversation starter my dear.

Charlene : How?

Prince Albert II : Well, we're conversing aren't we.​
 
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Is the German national anthem over?

My dear, Rosberg didn't win!

Well, you can never be too sure...
 
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Prince Albert II: What is that hideous monstrosity on the front of the cars?

Lady on the right: That would be the stepped noses.​
 
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"Guys, please, call all the fireman to the track. Bernie's idea is so slow. The rain ain't coming anytime soon and we need them to wet this track! I want to hear the Brazilian national anthem this time around! Hehehe.. SURPRISE!"​

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Charlene: I paid them to take care of the McLaren for you.
Prince Albert II: You dimwit, you've had them hinder the wrong one!
lady in orange: *under breath* I told her it was the black one!
lady in 1970s wallpaper: *under breath* Awkward!

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(Support race podium ceremony)
Announcer:And now, for the national anthem of Kazakhstan.
*Borat version*
Prince Albert: You mean its happened again?
Woman on left: It may happen to us soon.
PA: What?
WoL: Yeah, Sacha Baren Cohen is making a sequel "Prince Borat II: Learnings du culturale pour profiter de le principalitie du Monaco."
 
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You just know you're boring when everyone else in the room is wearing a set of large earmuffs.
 
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Albert: Who could be behind these suspect packages?

Charlene: Buy me another cheap bag and you'll find out...​
 
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Prince Albert: So Charlene...

Marlene: I'm Marlene!

Prince Albert: So Marlene...

Charlene: I'm Charlene!

Prince Albert: ...oh, chew your gum.
 
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Prince Albert II: Who are these women behind us wearing our old curtains?
Because one just picked her nose and ate it.
 


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All Prince Albert needed now to start his DJing career was a set of turntables...
 


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Charlene: What if one of them wants to do a number 2, during the race?
Prince Albert II: 🤬
Woman in background: :indiff:
Woman at the right: :ill:

 
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Prince Albert II: Charlene, shouldn't we tell her that those earplugs aren't Yellow Jelly Beans.

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Prince Albert II: sniff, I smell old pussies; call security immediately!!; everyone knows I prefer the young pussies!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
 
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I'm not one to complain, but I kind of wish there was a nose defender to ward off someone's Mexican cuisine.

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"Stupid, fat hobbit. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"
 
Sorry guys, been very busy at work (despite it being a double bank holiday :indiff:) and I have a job interview tomorrow, so this round is open until tomorrow.
 
ROUND SIX - RESULT

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1st: LewyOs - 25 pts
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 18 pts
3rd: At 1ness - 15 pts
4th=: Flex0r, Ferrari_458 - 11 pts
6th=: gorsad, niky, Stiggy - 6 pts
9th=: Turbo-Kai, dhandes, DK - 1 pt

My votes: D-1, I-1, Y-1

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 2)


Winning Entry

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LewyOs
"What ever possessed me to let Eddie Jordan and his band into Monaco..."



Standings (after Round Six)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 68 pts •
2nd: DK - 55 pts ••
3rd: LewyOs - 52 pts •

4th: Touring Mars - 51 pts •
5th: Stiggy - 28 pts
6th: RACECAR - 27 pts
7th: Furinkazen • - 26 pts
8th: dhandes • - 25 pts
9th: Flex0r - 25 pts
10th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts

12th=: Liquid, gorsad - 21 pts
14th: Famine - 20 pts
15th: akmuq - 18 pts
16th: tribolik - 17 pts
17th: livemusic - 16 pts
18th: At 1ness - 15 pts
19th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
20th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
21st=: Jimlaad43, Omnis, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
24th: niky - 6 pts
25th: haitch40 - 4 pts
26th=: Sach, pezzarinho17, funkyducks - 3 pts
28th: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congratulations to LewyOs for winning Round Six :cheers:

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2012 Previous Round Winners

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Round 1 - DK

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Round 2 - Touring Mars

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Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

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Round 4 - Furinkazen

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Round 5 - dhandes & DK

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Round 6 - LewyOs



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Round Seven will follow tomorrow

 
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Round Seven - Canada

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Entries by Wednesday, 20th June - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​
 
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Feeling threatened by F1's switch to turbocharged engines in 2014, Bernie Ecclestone has already started developing an alternative called "Geriatric Prix".
 
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