I don't know... there are quite a few guys around here who seem to know a little something about us women. Maybe you younger fellas could learn a thing or two!
You're so cute when you're mad, Tatinee.
There are a few simple rules to dealing with women, especially wives.
1. Foreplay includes doing the dishes. Cook her a meal, unasked, and you've mastered fore-foreplay. Especially if it happens to be edible.
2. No woman has ever killed a man running a vacuum. Or folding laundry.
3. Don't argue with her even if you're right... The couch is comfortable for a little nap. You DON'T want to spend the night there.