2013 UBS Chinese Grand Prix

[m8h3r]

Those that didn't put a lap in Q3, if karma is king, shouldn't get rewards here.

They should just pick straws to decide qualifying. 6 short straws, then another 6, then 10 different length ones.

Edit: there's your karma.

 

[MUSC4EVER]

Hulkenburg and Vettel pits and Vettel takes 1st!

 

[Grayfox]

Webber what are you doing?

 

[F1 fan]

Webber handed Vettel two positions on a plate there. He won't be happy with that.

 

[dhandeh]

Red Bull directive - Take Webber out.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Webber is so getting in trouble

 

[Brutaka]

did that say Verone? lol

ok nevermind i see it now, it's a G

 

[MUSC4EVER]

He gets the worst luck but was that self inflicted!?

Raikkonen in to the back of Perez!

 

[F1 fan]

Red Bull directive - Take Webber out.

Eh? That was Webber's fault. Vergne had already turned in by the time Webber made his lunge.

Now Raikkonen and Perez decide to see if they can do it better... They can't.

 

[Tzun]

Alonso has TWO girlfriends?!

Believe it was Alonso's and Massa's, girlfriend/wife or whatever.

 

[Grayfox]

Perez and Raikkonen

 

[Mike Rotch]

Oh Mark, driving into a closing wedge!

Kimi and Perez getting into it now!

Edit: Good save from Kimi after getting pushed onto the dirt, actually.

 

[dhandeh]

They have all lost their heads! It's a funny 5 minutes!

 

[CinnamonOD]

"What the hell is he doing"

 

[MUSC4EVER]

Webber slowing!!

 

[GTPorsche]

Right rear suspension on Webber's car.

 

[Panoz]

Kimi: "What the hell is he doing?"

 

[dhandeh]

Eh? That was Webber's fault. Vergne had already turned in by the time Webber made his lunge.

Sarcasm.

But out of all the cars he has contact with, it's a Red Bull.

 

[Grayfox]

Webber has gearbox issues.

Redbull assassination was Success

 

[Bram Turismo]

Kimi is mad!

 

[Yukon]

Perez drove him off the the track there, that's what caused Raikkonen to go into the back of him slightly.

 

[priesty_lfc]

Always Mark

 

[CinnamonOD]

They see me rollin'...

 

[m8h3r]

Webber has gearbox issues.

Redbull assassination was Success

*ramble ramble* Nobody bigger than team *ramble ramble* Vettel Number one *ramble ramble*

 

[GTPorsche]

Well, that's a bit more than a suspension problem for Webber.

 

[MUSC4EVER]

Webber lost his wheel and Alonso all over Button for the lead...

 

[F1 fan]

Sarcasm.

Okay then. Carry on...

Webber almost had the last laugh though. His tyre almost took out Vettel.

Imagine the headlines...

 

[Jiggins]

Webber was doing extremely well, came out ahead of Vettel. Webber should really be ahead of Vettel right now.

 

[F1 fan]

Webber was doing extremely well, came out ahead of Vettel. Webber should really be ahead of Vettel right now.

Too bad he crashed into Vergne... Poor Vergne.

 

[MUSC4EVER]

Massa and Rosberg in, Button yet to pit...