2015 NASCAR Thread - And then there was 1

[Jahgee]

Classic NASCAR if this is true.


Given how he's running in the truck series, I'm calling spoiler on NASCAR

Between this and Rick Allen at Martinsville, NASCAR is showing that it doesn't care about spoilers

 

[RedTailBoa]

Stone Cold Steve Austin is doing Driver Intros now

.Makes sense. After all, both are in the scripted entertainment industry. Gimme a "HELL YEAH"

 

[kolio]

You guys convinced me I was in the wrong, so I'm taking steps to rectify it.

We are not saying any person is mandated to post info. But it is helpful for people not getting to see the race.

Of course people are going to joke with you about it now. Life.

 

[GTFan24]

Jr. Got "Booked"

Aand i rate myself 1/10 for that pun

 

[GTPorsche]

🤬... I knew I forgot to get the script uploaded online for this weeks NASCAR races.

Sorry guys...

 

[Jahgee]

We are not saying any person is mandated to post info. But it is helpful for people not getting to see the race.

Of course people are going to joke with you about it now. Life.

Yeah, but if people start doing it, others will start as well, and the thread turns into a race to post info with every major event causes >5 posts that contain basically the same information. So if anyone at a later date is reading through, they have to sift through more of the same to catch up with the thread

 

[Swagger897]

Sorry, but tell that to the guys in the F1 threads....

 

[AnthonyD1993]

🤬... I knew I forgot to get the script uploaded online for this weeks NASCAR races.

Sorry guys...

We all know you forgot to write it because if a script existed, Logano and Harvick would be suspended and either Jr. or Gordon would be leading every lap of every race.

 

[Jahgee]

Sorry, but tell that to the guys in the F1 threads....

Exactly why I hardly, if ever, read them.

 

[GTPorsche]

Seriously, if this was scripted, Joey would have been given better tires so he could win the race and NASCAR could rectify last week's problem and really just stick it to Matt Kenseth.

Everyone had him as the race winner this week.

 

[GTFan24]

Hey um.... lady, the camera's the other way

 

[Swagger897]

Seriously, if this was scripted, Joey would have been given better tires so he could win the race and NASCAR could rectify last week's problem and really just stick it to Matt Kenseth.

Everyone had him as the race winner this week.

Still, if it ain't Joey winning its Brad.


And that's a good thing in my books.

 

[GTPorsche]

What does that have to do with anything? (the extremely irrelevant image above)

We all know you forgot to write it because if a script existed, Logano and Harvick would be suspended and either Jr. or Gordon would be leading every lap of every race.

It'd be a blank piece of paper anyway...

 

[Jahgee]

gg Goodyear, gg

 

[GTFan24]

And the race is officially roushed

 

[Swagger897]

And the race is officially roushed

Now that's a good one...

 

[Jahgee]

And the race is officially roushed

To be fair, it's not like he could have avoided it really, it's on Goodyear way more than on Roush

 

[GTPorsche]

Could make a drinking game out of tires today.

We'd all be dead from it.

 

[Swagger897]

What's the record for cautions here?

 

[Jahgee]

What's the record for cautions here?

13 last fall according to http://www.texasmotorspeedway.com/news/archives/track-records

 

[GTPorsche]

What's the record for cautions here?

13, a year ago.

 

[Swagger897]

Looks like we're on par to match that...

 

[RACECAR]

I'm betting on at least 16.

 

[GTPorsche]

Did I just hear "2 hours of post-race"?

Seriously? Do we need that much post-race? Is the championship final going to be 24 hours of post-race?

 

[Swagger897]

What is wrong with Brad... He's been running the bottom each and every time and he's almost been loosing it each time...

 

[Swagger897]

Did I just hear "2 hours of post-race"?

Seriously? Do we need that much post-race? Is the championship final going to be 24 hours of post-race?

Depends if Jeff wins...

 

[GTPorsche]

It's just ridiculous how much coverage NASCAR gets. I mean.. FOX still does a pre-race show and they don't even have coverage...

 

[Jahgee]

Kyle Busch with the slightly flared side skirt

 

[Swagger897]

Kyle Busch with the slightly flared side skirt

All of them have it...


Other news...


How many laps until Larson blows?

 

[GTPorsche]

No one has anything on that 2 car today.