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G.TDamn, must avoid reading the posts in this thread! I don't want to read anything that'll spoil it for me...
Get out of here then, man! Spoilers are no fun.
James2097Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
Jack Bauer would get off the "Lost" island in 2 hours.
The only sleep Jack Bauer needs is when a terrorist knocks him out or he is killed temporarily.
Here's the list, some are pretty funny:
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
"When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer."
"When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables."
Haha.