500 Ways To Lose

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GeorgeMorley
Searched 'Ways To Lose' nothing came up

Really sorry if something similar has come up before :(
Perhaps there's a reason why nothing similar has come up before...đź’ˇ
 
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Use a Subaru 360 in any race (exept family cup -10 difficulty)
 
And, since this thread is spectacularly useless and has little to do with GT4, it's getting sent to the Rumble Strip.
 
Duke
And, since this thread is spectacularly useless and has little to do with GT4, it's getting sent to the Rumble Strip.

Oh come on, I don't mean to argue, and I know it's definately best not to do so with an admin, but that was a low blow XD. Sure the thread isn't too helpful, but humour's allowed too, and this thread is specific to ways to lose in GT4 - the post before yours read:

"Use a Subaru 360 in any race (exept family cup -10 difficulty)"

As far as I know, there's no other GT game where you can enter a Subaru 360 in a Family Cup race and adjust the difficulty. I see why you moved the thread, but I think it should have stayed put. Don't hurt me :scared:
 
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Smash into the stupid pit lane barrier on Fuji Speedway and stay there for the rest of the race.
 
GeorgeMorley
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Smash into the stupid pit lane barrier on Fuji Speedway and stay there for the rest of the race.
Ain't that amazing.

"breaking through breaking through"
 
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On Seattle, keep drving back to the bottom of the hill, in an attempt to make your car do a big(ger) wheelie.
 
lol, and I bet she wasn't put off at all by you completely not paying attention and leaning into corners? XD

EDIT: I mean, there's mutli-tasking and then there's that..
 
3-Wheel Drive
Why was this moved out of the GT4 section?

Duke moved it and said it had nothing to do with GT4.
The one about playing and having sex has been said already. Sorry.

Added : When you keep smashing the barrier at the end of Nurburgring trying to get into the Grand Prix Track
 
Using a DDR (or generic similar) mat would be a good one.
 
He knows it's been said already, he's just pointing out that he actually did that one XP

Take a heavily understeering FF car, add maximum ballast to the front and put all the springs on minimum spring rate.
 
53/500 Over 1/10th there after half a day :).
Anyway I'm off to watch 8/10 Cats
 
amp88
Get someone to randomly re-configure the buttons before the race without you knowing.

Man, that would be so funny.. it would be funny if they swapped brake with handbrake (E-brake). Imagine coming into the first corner at grand valley :scared:
 
Put your hands in the freezer for 4 hours before you start the race.
Hire a monkey to drive the race for you.
Get Fisichella to drive the race for you.
Every time the AI crashes or goes off the track take a shot of vodka.
 
Eat a curry the night before and get painful bowels during a race the next day. :sick:
 
Take 4 sleeping pills then start a 24 hour race.
Drive without using your thumbs.
Turn your TV upside down.
TVR Speed 12 + N1 tyres.
 
Good ones amp :)

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Press the Turbo button on your special controller.
Use an RUF Yellow Bird on Grand Canyon Hard
Start a race then change the channel of you TV to The Simpsons.
 
Drive with hiccups.
Autoset gears to 1 and drive the test course stuck in first gear.
Get a 1000m controller extension cable, sit as far away as possible and try to watch the race using a telescope.
 
Continuously blink all the way through the race.
Try to lick your elbow whilst driving.
Use chopsticks to operate your controller.

Sorry for the double post, thought someone would have replied inbetween and I didn't want to add these on incase they were missed.
 
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