500 Ways To Lose

[DuckRacer]

Eat pork before racing.

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Mmmm...bacon...

 

[Midnight Runner]

Break your fingers and THEN drive.


Ramen.

 

[Perfect Balance]

All of this and no one has yet thought of just driving slowly?

But that isn't funny or interesting......

 

[Michael-GT]

Look away from the TV while another person tells you when to turn, brake, etc.

 

[HACKr]

Have two people use one controller!

 

[Gabkicks]

steer with your feet and use your hands to apply pressure to the gas and break pedals... with or without the steering wheel plugged in.👍

 

[HKS T51R]

run the controller over with the nearest car, plug it in and hope it works

 

[Danny]

#88 Collapse voluntarily
#89 Tell Chuck Norris that the TV called his mum fat just after starting a race.

 

[DeLoreanBrown]

Drive using a mirror

Drink a halfpint of vodka & start last in an all aussie field.







Is this in the gt4 forum?

 

[kikie]

Try not to learn how to drive properly on a track .

 

[TheCracker]

Get caught stealing something in an Arab country before you begin.

...shouldn't this be in the GT4 forums?

 

[G.T]

Is this in the gt4 forum?

Get caught stealing something in an Arab country before you begin.

...shouldn't this be in the GT4 forums?

And, since this thread is spectacularly useless and has little to do with GT4, it's getting sent to the Rumble Strip.

 

[DLRgian]

68... race against me

Might I add: This thread is like those T-shirts that they sell in tourist-trap shops. Mildly amusing for about 5 seconds, and then just plain annoying.

Well that is funny but I mean I would take you on

 

[OZZYGT]

Obey the speed limit on the city tracks.

Actually, that's the speed you want to reach if you're driving a Midget, Subaru 360 or a Citroen CV2


Ciao!

 

[OZZYGT]

Obey the speed limit on the city tracks.

Actually, that's the speed you want to reach if you're driving a Midget, Subaru 360 or a Citroen 2CV


Ciao!

 

[FERGU$_MANERGU$]

play and drive at the same time
start a race then take the disc out and flush it
operate the controler with your butt

 

[GM]

I forgot about this thread
I'll update now

 

[HondaRacer]

I just lost The Game.

 

[GM]

Is this in the gt4 forum?

It was, until Duke moved it

 

[FERGU$_MANERGU$]

I just lost The Game.

my brain stoped

 

[GT Pro]

1XX: You race around Test Course, forgetting that you picked a car from 1883 and you're in a ring with LMP's.

 

[ozyran]

1xx. On the Test Course, do a 180 at the start of the race and try to reach 300 MPH going the wrong way.
1xx. Drive the Tsukubu Wet Track in a max-tuned RUF with maximum ballast in the rear using your lips.
1xx. Dunk your hands in a tub of lard and race in the the Nuburgring 24h.
1xx. Using a wireless controller, start a race, go to a separate room, and try to drive the car from the other room.
1xx. Have someone with bad breath sit next to you and breathe through their mouth heavily while racing in the Ice Arena.
1xx. Start a race, leave, get in a cab, go to the airport, and fly to Tahiti for vacation.

 

[GT Pro]

1xx. Start a race, leave, get in a cab, go to the airport, and fly to Tahiti for vacation.

Should try that one...

1XX: Play GT4 using the 'force', not your limbs.

 

[ozyran]

1XX: Play GT4 using the 'force', not your limbs.

That's pretty funny.

1xx. Try to drive a race in GT using your real car.

(Would almost work for the guy making his own sound effects in the Supra )

 

[GM]

Well, someone has bumped up this thread

Updated.

 

[whh01]

Let Famine's mother race. (C'mon Famine... THAT was funny)

 

[Famine]

Let Famine's mother race. (C'mon Famine... THAT was funny)

Well, it's certainly true that the car wouldn't exactly go anywhere it couldn't roll to.

As for funny... Jury's out on that one.

 

[whh01]

My mother is too polite and would let everyone else simply pass her.
She would be too busy looking for the turn signal that always seems to be left on in her car.
I would have to get her a seat belt for her recliner.
I would have to install a mirror on top of the TV so she can see behind her.
She would want to get off the Nurburgring at the quaint little village so she can do some shopping.
She's too cheap to pay 5 credits for practice.
She would bring a picnic to the family cup because her fried chicken is SOOO good.
She would never drive one of the trucks because they are just too difficult to get in and out of.
And those foreign cars? Forget it. Only domestic cars for my mom.

 

[Silverzone]

111)You could try holding the x button down with your nose and steering with your mouth.

112) play the game whist doing a head stand