500 Ways To Lose

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When you need to brake, flip a coin, heads = brake, tails = keep accelerating
Play wearing your friends glasses :indiff:
Drive going the spped limit in the country the track's in
 
Obey the speed limit on the city tracks.
Coast at least three quarters of every lap to save fuel.
Drive with the handbrake stuck on.

edit: I suppose my first one here is a duplicate with your edit.
 
3-Wheel Drive
Attempt to control the on-screen car/DS2/DFP with your mind.

Why was this moved out of the GT4 section?
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the_matt
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Because it's full of stuff like this:
the_matt
Cut off all of your fingers while the race loads.
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In fact, it's nothing but stuff like that, and it has very very little to do with GT4. There's no reason to clutter up the GT4 board with it since it amounts to little but brain-dead off-topic chatter.
 
Do an endurance race without pitting once on qualifying tyres.
Stay off the track for the entire race (except the start, of course)

But the most effective of all...
Let your B-Spec driver do it!!! :-)
 
Fine then, that's your decision, but there's another word for this 'brain-dead off-topic chatter', and it's humour. You can't expect 500 ways to lose in GT4 to all be completely serious. Evidently a topic created for the amusement of fellow members (which seems to be working) about different ways it's possible to lose in GT4, has little to do with GT4 👍
 
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MistaX
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^I agree

Here's 500 ways to lose, courtesy of Flavio Briatore:
1)"You park-a da car, 1 foot past startline!"
2)"You park-a da car, 2 feet past startline!"
3)"You park-a da car, 3 feet past startline!"
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...
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499)"You park-a da car, 499 feet past startline!"
500)"You park-a da car, in Rascasse!"

Pointless? Yup.
 
Set all of the controlls to their complete oppisite
For example, left=right
gas=brake
and THEN try to race, that I would like to see
 
opendriver19a
Set all of the controlls to their complete oppisite
For example, left=right
gas=brake
and THEN try to race, that I would like to see
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i did that accidently on Toca Race driver 3 and it was amazing. Me and my friends had a good time XD

we got better times ;)
 
68... race against me :sly:

Might I add: This thread is like those T-shirts that they sell in tourist-trap shops. Mildly amusing for about 5 seconds, and then just plain annoying.
 
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Talk on MSN while playing.
Find a way to complete GT4 with the Mercesdes Motor Wagen.
 
82) Drive with one hand
83) Play whilst driving to work
84) Drive GT4 like you would drive to work and drive to work how you would on GT4
 
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Play while you Girl/Boyfreind is nagging at you.
Play while there is hot coffee spilt on your lap.
Pour acid in your eyes before starting.
 
Letting your 12 year old sister drive the final lap around Twin Ring...

:grumpy:
 
get into a dark room and put sunglasses on while you put the gt4 screen to the blackest possible.
drive in gt4 like you would lawn the grass,and lawn the grass like you would drive in gt4.
cut your hair while driving.
wash yourself while driving.
eat while driving.
start the race and go make yourself a nice cup of coffee/tea.
 
All of this and no one has yet thought of just driving slowly?
 

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