Nah, just slam the bench against the mirror when you get sick of staring at your self, use the bench to thump the walls and loosen the welds, and walk out.
Originally posted by Cobraboy Cut the bench in half (dunno how though, this riddle is supposed to have a saw), then put the mirror next to the cut table, and you have a whole.
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Ok all here's the answer. You might hate me after this
You look in the mirror to see what you (saw). You take the saw and cut the beanch in half. You take the 2 halfs and make a whole.(hole) Then you can go out the hole..................I know it kind of dumb. I think the guy I heard it from got it out of a D&D type book.
Originally posted by qjasonp Ok all here's the answer. You might hate me after this
You look in the mirror to see what you (saw). You take the saw and cut the beanch in half. You take the 2 halfs and make a whole.(hole) Then you can go out the hole..................I know it kind of dumb. I think the guy I heard it from got it out of a D&D type book.
Guess not...
