accord HP?

[Duke]

Originally posted by neon_duke
Duh. Are you planning on addressing any of the points people have raised here?

 

[daan]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
with computers u r able 2 take my pic make it small, change the color, and then make it big again.

You what? I didn't touch your pic. I took a pic I found here

http://www.topendmotorsports.com/engine/motorswaps/engines/honda/h22.jpg

And made it the same size as the one you attached to show you that it was identical in aspect and angle of photograph to the engine you claim is yours.

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
i had a 1 time use camera. took it in got it developed. they give u a cdrom with all ur pics on it for extra money

And they gave you in that crappy resolution? (225x185) Take it back and demand they give you a bigger version

 

[hondaaccord15]

u know what. ive said this b4, ill say it again, u dont have 2 beleive me, im sorry u dont, but i have nothing i have 2 prove 2 u. i showed u my car, my engine, but u still dont beleive me. im sorry i wasted ur time, just as u have done to me. hopefully u beleive the next person who has a nice h22.

 

[kikkoman]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
ive got a stage 2 turbo

...


ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!

 

[daan]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
u dont have 2 beleive me

That's good, 'cos I don't

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
hopefully u beleive the next person who has a nice h22.

You know, the ironic thing about all this is I wouldn't know an H22 if it came up to me and hit me about the head with a wet kipper and called me Nigel. But i know BS when I hear it.

And d'you wanna clarify the 0-60 in 4.5 secs claim?

 

[retsmah]

I think now would be a good time to reregister with a new name, and not come in claiming that you have a car you dont.

 

[hondaaccord15]

thats my car, thats my engine, it may not get 2 60 in 4.5 but it sure as hell is fast.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by F.Zamataki
First you have the " N00b/t00l Honda Owner" basically any sport compact car owner, (civic, tiburon, miata, lancer, eclipse....list goes on..) And this person follows tv, follows movies like The Fast and The Furious, and thinks that a grocery-getter civic can run 10.5 at the local 1/4 mile cuz it has a APC air filter on it . And that said car can get all the honeys at the local "joint", and of course he could "smoke any V8 that came across his territory"

This is where this Chaach runs into the scheme of things

 

[///M-Spec]

Know why no one believes you?

Because you posted this..

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
I mentioned my 90 accord. I have been racing it since ive had it. No mods and i still to this day , As a matter of fact i did it yesterday, am able 2 whoop a 2001 mustang GT.

In THIS thread on 01-06-04 @ 3:46 PM. All of a sudden, two weeks later, you have a motor swap, headers and a 'stage 2' turbo and run 0-60 in under 5 seconds... riiiiiight.

No one believes you because you haven't said a single thing that wasn't a bald-faced lie. Turbo, BS. 0-60, BS. Killing '01 Mustang GTs which are low 14, high 13 second cars, BS.

You can't even keep your lies straight.

Why don't you stick to Nintendo and Pokemon.. and leave the car stuff for grown boys?


///M-Speca

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by ///M-Spec
Why don't you stick to Nintendo and Pokemon.. and leave the car stuff for grown boys?

///M-Speca

OMFG That made my Weekend right there. . .

 

[Famine]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
u know what. ive said this b4, ill say it again, u dont have 2 beleive me, im sorry u dont, but i have nothing i have 2 prove 2 u. i showed u my car, my engine, but u still dont beleive me. im sorry i wasted ur time, just as u have done to me. hopefully u beleive the next person who has a nice h22.

As daan said, I wouldn't know an H22 (or an H22A, as you claimed earlier) if it farted in my face and called my pint a puff. But anyone who doesn't turn up spouting bull about what their car can do tends to get believed.

Your claims that you've stepped back on so far:
Can beat any American car.
Can beat a Miata (he "didn't know how to drive a manual") - bear in mind that my MX-3 out-accelerates a 1.6i Miata and isn't far off a 1.8i, yet has a 0-60mph time of 8.5s.
Has a turbo ("stage 2" - whatever that is)
0-60mph in 4.5s

Your claims which are patently stupid:
You're a car mechanic
FF cars can accelerate better than FR cars. Duh!

Your claims which you've yet to retract, but it's only a matter of time:
Beaten a Probe GT (the V6 Probe is considerably quicker to 60mph than the 1.8i Miata 1st gen).
Beaten a Mustang GT (a real 5.0s car)
Have a 650kg/1400lb Accord.
Have a 14 year old car which you spent $12,000 putting an 11 year old engine in for a difference of 20hp.
Have a car.
Are 17.


If you don't have anything to prove, why do you repeatedly come back to get your ass spanked by people who know more about anything than you do? And why do you keep stealing pictures off the internet to attempt to prove you claims - then accusing other people of messing around with them to discredit you.

BTW you aren't a joke. Jokes have punchlines and are funny. You're on a level with the great Greek tragedies - you seem to believe every sad word you say.

 

[mr_pushrod]

I think after that from famine we need a little something............

 

[hondaaccord15]

Originally posted by ///M-Spec
Know why no one believes you?

Because you posted this..



In THIS thread on 01-06-04 @ 3:46 PM. All of a sudden, two weeks later, you have a motor swap, headers and a 'stage 2' turbo and run 0-60 in under 5 seconds... riiiiiight.

No one believes you because you haven't said a single thing that wasn't a bald-faced lie. Turbo, BS. 0-60, BS. Killing '01 Mustang GTs which are low 14, high 13 second cars, BS.

You can't even keep your lies straight.

Why don't you stick to Nintendo and Pokemon.. and leave the car stuff for grown boys?


///M-Speca

mustang wasnt a lie. maybe u big boys with ur lil d***s can go **** ur american junk'

 

[Fenrir51]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
mustang wasnt a lie. maybe u big boys with ur lil d***s can go **** ur american junk'

Ricer fly bys do not count.

 

[retsmah]

If you won a drag race against a Mustang GT, the Mustang wasn't racing.

 

[240Z freak]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
mustang wasnt a lie. maybe u big boys with ur lil d***s can go **** ur american junk'

Great. Resorting to "small penis" insults, after you have been exposed as an idiot.


By the way, just found this thread. Hilarious! Even better than "DrIfT PrOjEcT R"!

 

[360rider]

HOW COULD I MISS THIS THREAD!!! M-Spec!! How Many Bottles Of NAAWWWWSSS did you manage to shove into that enzo? I would guess a good 14-15. Guess there's nothing left for me to say in this thread...always good to know Famine will come in and seperate the weak from the weaker. Im gonna go find me one of those OWNED images

Deja Vu: Reminds me of that guy that came in here trying to shove a Turbo kit into his supposed non-turbo supra...and found a 5 g bolt on kit. Whatever happend to that guy?

EDIT: Found that image

 

[360rider]

Sorry...found a more suiting one. Not gonna edit the first cause its a keeper...and i need to attach the image.

HOPE THIS WASNT YOUR ACCORD!

 

[Pfffssshhh!]

OMG that kids face with the needle up his arm!

I'm pretty sure my neighbors are calling the police now about "some guy half-crying, half-laughing"...

 

[lsk8er]

Alright for christ's sake kid your 4 banger does not have headers It has A header

 

[Der Alta]

OK, the fun is over.

AO

 

[Fenrir51]

Originally posted by Der Alta
OK, the fun is over.

AO

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by hondaaccord15
mustang wasnt a lie. maybe u big boys with ur lil d***s can go **** ur american junk'

If I ever catch you using that language again, you're gone. One more lie too, and you're gone.

In fact, if I wanted to, I could ban you right now for the slew of Acceptable Use Policy and Terms of Service violations, including the following...

You will not post any material that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate.

No hard core profanity. Hard core meaning use of the "F"
word and words commonly associated with body parts.
Violating this rule will be considered grounds for suspension
and/or permanent removal from the board.

No slang words that promote laziness, ie; "r", "u", "plz", etc.

Half decent grammar is expected. Use of capital letters
starting sentences is looked upon favorably. Spelling
half decently is also encouraged.

I must say though that I have to congratulate you for providing a very amusing topic ... stupidity always makes for good laughs.