I had a Skype call with a few of my friends last week, one of them joined GTP recently (anirishnirvana), while the other two don't play GT5 or care much for it. It was the early stages of a Rolex Series race at Monza last week, and me and my friend were talking about the race and tyre wear, his lack of consistency and whatnot. Well, the conversation was distracting, because it was so darn funny to hear us mocking nirv. One comment set my eyes streaming, "Yeah, you'll hear tank (nirvana) say: oh I got this, one more lap on these tyres should be ok. Oh look there's a corne-NOOOOOOOOOO GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP AHHHHHH!"
Needless to say, I had to end the call. How I never managed nose-deep in the first chicane's barriers is beyond me.