Any Car for your Joke!! (CLOSED)

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I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, "That's just spam."
 
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon.

Michael Jackson...







Raped Kids
 
This has now closed as PSN is now up and running :D

I will post in here the winners and send out a pm so they can get there request off to me.
 
Right,

After reading through all these i've decided that this is the winner, thought it was very funny. Its not offensive to anybody, its easy to understand.

Alright here goes
So three hunters are hunting in the forest
they get captured by some cannibals and the cannibals tell them that they need to do 2 tasks. If the hunters each do the tasks the cannibals will let each of them go.
"Your first task is to go into the jungle and get ten of your favorite fruit."
all of the hunters rejoice at this task because it is so easy.
The first hunter comes back with 10 apples.
so the cannibals tell him "alright, now you have to stick them up your butt and show no emotion at all"
the hunter cringes but continues so he can live
on the 2nd one he begins to cry, so the cannibals eat him, and he goes up to heaven.
Then the second hunter gets back to the cannibals and he has 10 blueberries.
again the cannibals tell him the task
and again the hunter cringes but continues so he can live.
He gets to the 9th one and then he begins to laugh.
so the cannibals eat him too.
when he gets up to heaven the first hunter says to him "WHY DID YOU LAUGH???"
and the second hunter says" yeah.. i saw the next hunter coming up with pineapples"

I received quite alot to my inbox and there was a joint winner in there, unfortunately due to the nature I cant post in here but Abstrak0ne also wins, again a great joke which I found very funny!

Runner up was

Your mom's so fat, she downloaded cheats for the wii fit....

So simple yet very funny!

2 winners will get any tradable premium they want with any tuning mods/tires they want or request and std and if I have it I will send and the runner up will get any 5 paints they want

PM's sent.

Overall most of the jokes were very funny so thanks everybody who posted 👍
 
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