Are Cars Male or Female?

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So what do you think? Do cars have a gender? This is something I've always wondered because people often claim they do. I would think that automobile sorta have a gender, I often call my truck a girl. In fact I named her Shelia :lol:. But thats another story.

So what do you think?
 
No I made this because it was a question posed on something I was watching.

And give it up about the Cobalt, you just sound like an ass.
 
Well if it's a V6 engine (Eg. Ford Mustang GT) or bigger it's a male
V4 or smaller (Eg. Ford Ka) Female
 
The DeVille is obviously a man. It's the most fattest assed ostentatious automobile (Quoted from someone with a '93) you'll ever see. So I say it depends on the car. A Miata is a girl. A Viper is a girl. A Cadillac is a man.

Plus, naming your cars girl's names is an easy way to get it to break on you faster.
 
Ghost C
Plus, naming your cars girl's names is an easy way to get it to break on you faster.
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:lol: That seriously made me laugh out loud and have my girlfriend wonder what they hell I was doing.
 
I'd agree with Ghost C, it depends on the car, but I'd say it depends on the car AND the driver, different peple will say that looks more femenine or masculine that the next persons opinion, so it's a combination of car and driver so I'll vote depends on driver.
 
Yeah, depends on the car.

I'll give some examples:

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Upper class 20 year old man


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Fit 20ish year old woman



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Slightly camp 27 year old man.




I could go on.
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ExigeExcel
I think of all cars as hermathrodites, it's the clothes they wear that tells you what they want to be.
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Yeah, i'd agree with that too - a car can change sex depending what it's equipped with.

Example:

All of these are citroen saxos.

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    Boring woman, who probably works at a library.
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    slightly more interesting woman, but a little short.
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    Chav Guy.
 
ExigeExcel
I think of all cars as hermathrodites […]
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Is a hermathrodite a hermaphrodite with a lipth?

My car is clearly a male – wagons are the epitome of manliness, no?
 
Well I know my truck has to be a female because for one it has a skirt on it. Maybe if it was a scottish truck I could call it a kilt or a Japanese truck I could say a kamono, but since its pure American then I have to say its a skirt. Plus it naggs at me when I do something stupid so it has to be female. Also it takes a lot of my money.
 
If your car was alive, and you'd sex it, it's female. However, if your car and you are like best buds, it's a dude.

But, like, if you're driving it, but you're bored with it or not really into the experience, it's a female friend. If it's the above, but always gives you ****, the car is a straight-up b*tch.
 
I see the majority of cars as male. There are a few females, but not many.

Ghost C
A Viper is a girl.
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Wow, are you serious?
 
The Viper would have to be a female wrestler then :lol:, I'm not a big fan of them myself but I'll be dammned if I'd call a Viper femenine.
 
I would say a Viper is a man because its big ugly and powerful...kind of a brute.
 
I consider almost all sports cars and luxury cars girls. Except for Lamborghinis, espcially the Murcielago.

Every time, I see one and say "What a sexy machine" I just stare at the front. :scared: Same with the Viper.
 
I really hate this sort of thinking. Most-languages-except-english notwithstanding, nonbiological objects do not have gender.
 
My car is definitely a girl... A right sexy girl...

Her name is "Silvia"...

If I wasn't such a gentleman, I would stick it right up her tail...





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